Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 6, 2013

#3- Jessica Biel and this incredible singer who I think is A list, but is probably C list but he has A+ list name recognition and crazy hair and has had sex with more famous women than Jessica.

Lyle Lovett


58 comments:

  1. Well that explains the Julia Roberts hate, not that I understand this blind at all.

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  2. He likes girls with horse faces I guess. Julia and Jessica.

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  3. I read this 3 times and it still doesn't make sense.

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    1. I know, right?! What the hell does it mean?

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  4. He is not very attractive

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  5. I hope he fucked dat ass.

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  6. Anonymous10:35 AM

    +1 @Derek. maybe he has something we don t know about...

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  7. I think the original title must have been "crazy hook ups".

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  8. @Laura a big ding dong, good drugs and a crazy record collection?

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  9. Gosh, I really think that LL is long past the days of having A+ name recognition.
    Is this even a crazy hook up? 2 no one cares.

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  10. Lyle, I have always said, you can do better. Get some standards, dude.

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  11. Is there a cdan chatroom or anything like that? Or are the comment threads for the posts all we have?

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  12. Btw i want to thank everyone for all the love. Even count makes the occasional effort at cheering me up which really means a lot to me. Thanks.

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  13. @Headrot---why are you wanting to whisper sweet nothings in my ear privately?

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    1. Obv. That was actually exactly what i wanted. To chat with and get to know people better.

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  14. The ugly ones try harder....

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  15. What is the purpose of this post?

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  16. Why #3? When do we get 1 and 2?

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  17. Your welcome HeadRot.

    Porn Expo at the Taj in AC Apr 10-12? 11-13? You could talk to Joanna Angel then if you want (she always has a booth). Ladies get in free on Friday.

    google "eXXXotica Expo"

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    1. Only if we go together.

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    2. Yay!! Headrot & Count on a date to the porn convention just made my day. Go with him headrot! He will treat you much, much better than the jerk you are with! Make sure to take lots of pics!!!

      In all seriousness, glad you're ok and feeling better

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    3. @headrot: I already have a friend to take my spare press pass and split the room with. I should be there all weekend, if you want to meet up for food and drinks.

      Figures that the first year I cant afford a room on my own I stumble across a chick who wants to go.

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  18. @Headrot, there is an off topic cdan forum but I'm not sure how many people still use it.

    http://www.cdanforum.com/

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    1. Looks like noone. Last post was 5/x/13

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  19. Wait, Jessica has a horse face? Really? Usually I think of people with long narrow faces, but I guess.

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  20. It's a crazy hookup to me because presumably Lyle has a penis, & I did not think Jessica likes those.

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  21. So I don't think he hooked up with JBiel but guess Enty is trying to say that even though Biel is pretty and sleeps with women even Lyle has had more than her?

    Okaaaayyy.....

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  22. Or maybe he is trying to say they did it? I guess if he could have added..."had sex together" somewhere in that mess of a post we wouldn't be scratching our haids over this one.

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  23. She hooked up with Gerard Butler back in 2010. I guess she's bi.

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  25. I'm glad I'm not the only one who is confused.

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  26. lyle must have that monster dick

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  27. Or should it have read " has had sex with more famous women than Jessica has"?

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  28. Click the link on the date and you'll go to the original post. The title of the post was "Four For Friday - More Crazy Hookups."

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  29. @headrot

    Just glad you're feeling better.

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  30. @nurysp: That's the rumor. Lyle comes for lunch, he stays for the day.

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  31. I saw him once at a steakhouse in Chicago and was mesmerized by how handsome he was in person

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  32. Give us an update, Count & Hedrot, if you meet up - that's hilarious, good new friend story. Be a gentleman count!

    This blind is one of the worst written in CDnN history.
    And it is a visual disguster!

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  33. @kimba: I am always a gentleman. I hold doors, light cigarettes and honor safewords.

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    1. Damn Count, that we downright romantic!

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  34. Damn Count, that was downright romantic!

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    1. Thanks Plum. I know how to treat a betch. Friggin inept on meeting them though.

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  35. Awww headrot and Count the new first couple of CDaN :)

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    1. Sandy: aint no rang on this finger. Dont try cock blockin me with all the fine betches around here by sayin one of em locked me down. Amanda Bynes is walking the streets and Selena Gomez is alleged to have a drug problem. I gotta keep my options open.

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  36. You know all of us are just playing with you and headrot only because we like you and were concerned about her.

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  37. Oh yeah? I thought you wuz tryin to get me to sign the paperwork before I got a test drive.

    I got about 30 other euphamisms on the tip of my tongue, but I dont wanna disrespect the girl. I try to save disrespect for the second date.

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  38. Don't care...I'm sure LL is a nice guy, but as much as I'm not big on looks, I still got to look at hima across the dinner table.

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  39. I think it meant he has had sex with more famous women (higher fame level) than Jessica Biel?

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  40. glad its only concern and not cause ya'll like me... ;)

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  41. So Biel had sex with Lyle Lovett? That is totally random, especially since she's said to like the ladies.

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  42. I'd bang Lyle Lovett. I heard he was hot in the sheets. Plus, I'm old. 😊

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