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October 24, 2013
This B- list mostly television comedic actor who also pops up in the movies in certain situations was out partying the other night and was surrounded by hordes of women. I'm not sure how this guy does it. Anyway he told the women that he was only interested in brunettes for the night and refused to talk to any women who were not brunettes. He then winnowed it down even further before finding someone to take back to his hotel for a few hours. Yay she won. She must be so proud.
David Spade
I hear he has the best coke in town right Brody?
ReplyDeleteActually, I have the best coke in town.
DeleteDavid Spade must be the best lay ever because although he is funny and isn't unattractive, he's no Ewan McGregor. Yet he pulls in high quality tail constantly. Good for him, I say!
ReplyDeleteMmm Ewan
DeleteOh I don't know. I sort of find him vaguely attractive in a peculiar way.
ReplyDeleteWhat do they SEE in that guy?
ReplyDeleteKiss my ass @Pogue? in irish ? Oooo. her nick meens what I translated haha
DeletePogue - funny and rich is a powerful combination.
Delete@Surfer nailed it!
ReplyDeletehey Paris---I have heard that from your ex's mouth directly as well--Deryck Whibley from Sum 41 said you always had good shit---lucky girl you Truly have it all! I hear your arch enemy Lilos banned from all the NYC clubs lol--what a little bitch
ReplyDeleteJust shut up Paris. How did you even know we were here? Did Brody tell you?
ReplyDeleteSkank
Why is Brody's name being dragged into this? The answer is David Spade.
ReplyDeleteDont get too excited Brucer I said coke not cock
ReplyDeleteBecause he's a shithead sometimes and still talks to that piece of the 7th circle of hell Bruce.
ReplyDeleteThat's why.
Thanks Kourtney. some people just need to get a life!
ReplyDeleteIsn't the word around town that he is hung? Might explain it....
ReplyDeleteSo he played himself in Rules of Engagement...
ReplyDeleteI prefer Mountain Dew
ReplyDeletethere sure are a lot of desperate HOs out there I guess.....
ReplyDeleteHes got plenty of money too.
ReplyDeleteThanks Karen!
ReplyDeleteI heard he's a great guy and great in bed. Stranger things have happened!
ReplyDeleteHe played a great Woody Allen on SNL. Too bad he's not on that anymore.
ReplyDeleteI really liked him on Just Shoot Me. Skeezy and underhand; he was perfect
DeleteI know I've said it before, but I'll say it once more; David Spade is one of the biggest coke dealers in H'wood. It's not uncommon to see him rolling with 2 security guards. Why? Not because he's a massive star but because he's carrying his weight in coke.
ReplyDeleteWasn't he living with Kristy Swanson when that friend of his went psycho & tasered him? You're doing something right if Kristy Swanson agrees to share digs with you.
ReplyDeleteHe's funny. I think funny is attractive, lots of ladies do
ReplyDeleteHollywood dime - I believe you, just because that's the only plausible explanation for the amount of tail he pulls - it's certainly not because of his looks or his douchy personality
ReplyDeleteThe power of celebrity. *smh*
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