Thursday, February 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 17, 2013

This former reality star turned porn star did a Paris Hilton last weekend and had a threesome in a club VIP area in exchange for coke.

Farrah Abraham

52 comments:

  1. She was raped!
    I wanna bash her ugly plastic face in.
    Whore.

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  2. Thats not very Christian! **very disappointing**

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  3. I would love it if they actually referred to it like that; "one Paris Hilton and a rye and whiskey, right?? Followed by a Jon Lovitz. Just put it on your tab?"

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    1. Just don't order the Charlie Sheen & the Andy Dick! The CDC is not prepared for that.

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    2. Well, not at the same time, di. There's a protocol to be followed, and the putting on of the hazmat suits can take forever and be a total buzzkill

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  4. Can we please stop using the word "star" in relation to anything Teen Mom, Kardashian, or D̶e̶s̶p̶e̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ Real Housewife?

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    1. I'm a big star. Those others are just peasants.

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    2. Don't forget, Scott. You wouldn't be anywhere without my famous ass!

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    3. Your ass has the Midas touch Kimmie.

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    4. Tru dat, Scott! My ass makes money!

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    5. Have you seen Rob yet today, Scott? When he goes quiet, it's usually because he's elbow-deep in fast food bags

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    6. He asked me earlier if I wanted to go with him to Pink Taco. I'm worried about him.

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    7. Good lord, Kim. You need to get your own life and stop shoving your huge cottage cheese ass in mine. #leavemealone
      #socksforKim

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    8. Lord, I thought you were my friend. Where are your loyalties? I helped you keep up your karate farce to Kourt and this is how you repay me?
      #somovingtoMiami

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    9. Rob, I'm in Vienna with mom. She said as soon as we get back to LA she's taking you in to get a lap band

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    10. Robert, I'm worried about your health. Kourtney told me your kidney's are failing. This isn't a joke anymore.

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    11. Look, you might just know me from reality TV but I am an Olympian. I was on the Wheaties box for God's sake. Now this Teen Mom crap? They are not good role models and should not be on TV.

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    12. What is going on with Rob, his kidneys are failing? Kris hasn't mentioned any of this to me. Well, if she did I dont remember it. Do we need to have another family meeting?

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    13. I can't decide if I should feel flattered or molested that the Ks are commenting under me. (for those on the mobile version)

      Hi, Bruce!

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  5. There is no sex in the VIP/Champagne room.

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  6. ^^^so says Chris Rock my bad^^^

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    1. Anonymous10:42 AM

      No neef to clarify. I got that reference sandybrook. And u r awesome for it! Lol

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  7. Anonymous10:39 AM

    Usually this is a scenario us normal women play out in our head but would NEVER actually DO. Shout out to the skanks which actually put our slut fantasies into motion. Cause it takes a REAL woman to actually DO THIS.
    lol

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    1. Anonymous10:40 AM

      WHO actually ...

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    2. Right on! I've lived out a lot of mine and have zero regrets!

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  8. Anonymous10:45 AM

    Nobody is worried about pedophilia nowdays? These under age girls have sex with adults over 25. Shame on who does not even bother to notice

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  9. She is pure class.

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  10. She could have bought a case of coke at Costco for like, eight bucks.

    Whadda idiot.

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  11. Anonymous10:53 AM

    @warecat


    Get in line. That line will no doubt look like the line from the Airplane movie when everybody wanted to slap that hysterical lady....

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  12. @fancyscreenname I love that scene. the entire movie is truly awesome!

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    1. Anonymous3:56 PM

      It is one of the only movies that I've laughed at from beginning to end. It was awesome.
      @Blondie!

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  13. Love those socks, need them for family dinners at my mother in laws.

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  14. Thank you for your support, @Anothergrayhare. You people here have been so nice to me. Nicer than my own family has ever been, really. It sucks having 3 obnoxious and vicious sisters. At least 2 of them are sweet to me. Even they did try to get me in trouble by pretending that I gave them beer in Fiji. Khloe is okay sometimes but Kim and Kourt are evil.

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    1. You know you're my bro, Rob. I'm always supporting you. I don't know how I get myself into these things.

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    2. Rob, I'm sorry I let them fool me about the beer. I should have known better.

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  15. Thanks Scott. I appreciate it. I need positivity in my life right now and just to focus on my health and happiness. I need to get out of LA.

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  16. Threesome with Farrah - I assume one in the pink and one in the stink.

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  17. Thank God I'm an atheist, because this world is going to hell.

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  18. I hope they DPd her.

    Was this in a regular club or when she was doing some feature dancing?

    I bet this is the story of when she was drugged and raped. You would be surprised how many coke addicted whores blame coke addicted dudes for giving them coke and fucking them.

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  19. Uh, yeah. I just looked up DP. Thanks, @ Count. Learn a new abbreviation/slang term every day around here.

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  20. There is a gym around the corner from my house called DP Gymnastics. I laugh my head off every time I pass it. I took a photo of it in case it gets shut down.

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  21. Anonymous3:52 PM

    oh farrah, way to be original

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  22. Miss Kitty your avi is cracking me up!

    Ugh this slut again! and now we know what common name for a 3some in the VIP rooms is..A Paris Hilton.

    I am now curious about DP..off to check.

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  23. Kim KrapTRASHian.

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  24. Wait, what's a Jon Lovitz?

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  25. I don't know what Jon Lovitz is, but I'd bet a dollar it has to do with scat.

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  26. I would like to think that a Jon Lovitz would involve a lot of hand movements and far too much talking

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