November 12, 2013
This former B list mostly television actress turned reality star turned pin up turned I will show up for money celebrity with A list name recognition was caught by a maid at her hotel. The celebrity was using a wire coat hanger to pleasure herself. Heck yes this will be revealed. I just want to know how it would work exactly. My Spanish was not good enough to understand the maid when she was explaining.
Pamela Anderson
Owie.
ReplyDeleteHow.theee.fuck.......
ReplyDeleteI got it! The Only person to guess right. (not bragging just never happens--VIP was rambling something in Spanish)
ReplyDeleteThat is not even possible. When did you last see a wire hanger in a hotel??
ReplyDeleteIt was probably from a dry cleaner bag.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the curved corner of triangle? Who knows how else. I'm not sure i want to imagine.
ReplyDeleteShe was a pin-up waaaaaaaay before she was an actress or reality star.
ReplyDeleteNO WIRE HANGERS---lol---yeah usually they are those annoying hangers that are attached to the closet. Maybe she came prepared with her own...
ReplyDeleteI don't see how that would work for anything enjoyable...but ok....lol
ReplyDeleteYou could make out that it was a wire coat hanger but nothing else? Wtf pseudo bilingual Entern?
ReplyDeleteWhat words did you learn the meaning of and why?
If this chick is so broke that she can't afford toys, she must be picking up her own dry cleaning.... And be a whiz with needle nose pliers to bend away lady parts ripping ends...
ReplyDeleteShe's her own Handy Manny...lol
maybe she had an itch she just couldn't quite scratch
ReplyDeleteShe probably was trying to retrieve a stuck tampon.
ReplyDeleteDrum roll for Derek
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm gonna say it.....
ReplyDeleteMaybe the maid couldn't tell between pleasure or pain, while Pammy was giving herself a quickie abortion?
Was thinking the same thing...
DeleteEwwwwwww!
DeleteI cant even begin to imagine anyone enjoying that.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell?? How could a coat hanger be pleasurable? Hmm. Interesting
ReplyDeleteCome on everyone. Don't even bother to figure this out. This truly cannot be real.
ReplyDeleteOh dear Lord this makes me hurt just thinking about it!! Wtf?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the most ridiculous things I've read on this site.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's saying something!!!
Seriously @ Sherry and Its just U. This makes Weekly World News look credible.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she was spanking herself with it?
ReplyDeleteMucho strange-o.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I'm with Sherry.
ReplyDeleteSometimes things are too strange to make up. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteNeeds moar Batboy.
ReplyDeleteOMG I'm crying reading these comments!!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't a wire hanger be a little thin?? I can't imagine it would do much
The only hangers I ever see in hotels are cheap and nasty plastic ones that have a round contraption fitted to the rail, rendering them useless if you remove them from the room.
ReplyDeletePleeeease ... as if she'd have any trouble picking a dude up to do the servicing; I doubt she has to resort to wire hangers.
Suddenly it makes sense ... she was using it to fix the drawstring in her shorts / trousers / jim jam bottoms:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.instructables.com/id/11-Uses-for-a-wire-coat-hanger/step13/Fix-A-Draw-String/
#LostInTranslation
For some reason this post was jamming up my phone all day. Must have been something w/ an ad.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, take a wire coat hanger,and grab an end. Squeeze that so the wire is tight together. Now curve it into a J shape. Insert that into vagina to stimulate the G-spot, while furiously diddling the clitoris w/ your other hand.
It would have been a sight to see if she was also using a trouser hanger as nipple clamps. NSFW
I been hoping for this to be revealed ever since I found that pic again in my archives.
A wire hangar? How would that work?
ReplyDeleteThank you, Count, for that interesting and informative lesson in coat hanger masturbation. I will have to retain those instructions in case I ever take a complete break from my senses and have tried everything else to get off. You must be the Masturbation Macguyver! ("Gimme a twist tie, a hammer, and some ball bearings...")
ReplyDelete@tyger: not really, but i'd like to be. One of my fantasies is to walk around Home Depot with a woman dressed really trashy and spend a hundred or so on items that can be repurposed as sex toys. Like a really short skirt so when I say "get that bag if rope from the bottom shelf" I catch a glimpse of the main event. Other things I may say in such a scenario are:
ReplyDeleteWhich of these chrome trailer hitch balls do you think you would be comfortable with?
Would you rather be spanked with a wisk broom, a plunger handle or a rope mop?
Which of these screwdriver handles turns you on more? I think I figured out how to afix one to a reciprocating saw.
Sounds to me she was doing a back room abortion on herself.
ReplyDeleteShe must of had a really serious itch down there to use a hanger. I once saw a girl in a nightclub toilet pleasuring herself with an empty beer bottle!!
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