November 18, 2013
This NFL quarterback who was a starter last year and every other year (despite the boos) of his career before getting injured didn't let his injury stop him from having some very loud sex with a C list celebrity from a famous family. The two were at an event and moved off to a room and started having sex before one of them knocked over a shelf of catering trays which caused people to come running. pretty much like his playing career. Intercepted just when you thought things were going well.
Mark Sanchez/Amanda Hearst
I don't know either of these people! Yay for getting some, though, shhh, nobody tell Blake
ReplyDelete@TTM-don't know if you'll see this, but I reread 2 more Penn Cage books this week due to major snowfall (for us) and am somehow making a turn into a couple of Elvis books... I'll keep checking the lowest-count post on Sunday evenings.
DeleteRemember everyone- Reading IS Fundamental! I hope I didn't just date myself....Back to Graceland and the ghost of Elvis' mama.
Hey Meauxelle! Yes, sorry, things were still a little squirrely this week so I didn't throw anything up. I'm starting to think this might be the new normal, though, so I will throw it out fir next Sunday. I went on a bit of a Greg Iles book-getting spree myself, I agree! It is fundamental! He's got good books! I'm hoping we'll be able to try again Sunday, lord willing and the creeks don't rise.
Delete@TTM Ha!
ReplyDeleteOnce a loser always a loser (dont know what Kate Upton saw in him). Dont let the door hit you on the way out of the NFL Sanchise. :(
ReplyDeleteLol! Mark was the worst QB. Rex isn't doing any better with Geno tho, poor thing.
ReplyDeleteWhy would his injury prevent him from having loud sex? Did he injure his vocal chords or his penis?
ReplyDeleteAt least we know it wasn't a groin injury that had him sidelined.
ReplyDeleteSANDYBROOKSTFU
ReplyDeleteHe hurt his shoulder and was out for the season.
ReplyDeletedirty sanchez?
ReplyDeleteYup. I didn't know Dirty was with Amanda Hearst, though. Innerestin'
DeleteGood to see he CAN score. Too soon ?
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DeleteGood to see he CAN score. Too soon ?
ReplyDeleteHey, at least there wasn't a butt fumble...what with there being food in the vicinity. (I'm awful.)
ReplyDelete@BTownGirl: Good one :)
ReplyDeleteThis is what was wrong with Sanchez's NFL career. Dude regressed since his first year in the league, because he was too busy at the club, banging bimbos than studying film and the playbook.
He will catch on as a back up somewhere, but I don't think he will last. He throws too many INTs to be a back up.
Geno Smith is dumb as shit. That said, I would definitely give him another year as the starter, if the Jets can put some decent skill position players around him. I don't think they had a RB, WR or TE on the team last year who could start for another NFL franchise.
He can still get it.
ReplyDeleteGet him Font!!
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