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November 6, 2013
When this A list celebrity/singer drinks she gets violent and angry and mean and likes to make out with women. When her A list celebrity/singer significant other gets drunk he has sex with as many women as possible. Considering how much they love to drink and are forced to be apart this relationship should end in spectacular fashion.
Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger
The perfect match!
ReplyDeleteNeither is A list except fir A-hole list in my book.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is the proper time to congratulate Canada for winning the gold medal in ice hockey at some godforsaken hour this morning.
I'd would rather do Simon Cowell than Chad Kroeger. Even without the free house. That is how icky I find Chad to be. I'd also rather do Putin than Chad.
ReplyDeleteAnd the divorce countdown begins!
ReplyDeleteYou just made Renoblondee very happy. :D
ReplyDeleteThis is so odd. So when they both get sloppy, do they share? Ewww, I think I just went on JSierra's nasty celeb diet.
Thank you, sandybrook!
ReplyDeleteAvril and Chad do not represent Canada.
Oh yes they do, TTM! "Canadian Royalty" is what I read.
DeleteMua ha ha
Make us keep beiber, will ya...
Yay Canada!!! Gold medal!! just waiting for the coffee to wear off so i can take a nap
ReplyDeleteALLL this time you've beeen pretendin soo much for my haaappay endin oha oha
ReplyDeleteSometimes I swear we are the same person. Was totally my first thought
DeleteHa!! ^^ yeah...
DeleteId rather do Putin than Avril any day. I think Id do Chad over that bitch too.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd kick your ass, in case you are interested.
DeleteOoh, interesting perspective, Sandy. Avril is so rancid that you'd go gay twice before hittin' dat? I'd hit Avril over Chad any time.
ReplyDeleteSandybrook, you just pinged my radar for the second time today! How YOU doing??
ReplyDeleteDang, I'm a creep todat. Nevermind!
DeleteI know people that were friends with her in high school---shes no angel but she really is not THAT bad--The Nickelback guy is repulsive though.
ReplyDeleteI'm good @TTM just a slight headache left over from yesterday. Ill take care of THAT soon and cooking my dinner now too.
ReplyDeleteOT this just in: Erin Andrews is Brooke Burke's replacement on DWTS!
A pub down the road from me was open and serving beer at 6 am for the Hockey game and now it is a mess looking out the window---many fights and cops...
ReplyDeleteAvril is disgusting does she still have green teeth?
ReplyDeleteAgreed, and among other green things surely. I find it very amusing that both of her hubbies literally look like trolls. She totally destroyed the first one, anyone seen that bloated mall punk troll face lately? It's a rough scene
DeleteOh and congratulations to our friendly neighbors to the north! Feel better sandy
DeleteI'd like to see your photo.
DeletePass the Doritos. I love me a good shit show!
ReplyDeleteThx LadyH having a pint right now will feel good quickly (as the skies darken for the thunderstorm headed my way)
ReplyDeleteerin must have screwed somebody higher up to get the dwts gig. I think erin is nauseating
ReplyDeleteFrom their wedding spread in Hello magazine it looked as if they both be making fresh starts together. If that's what you do when you're drinkin, then it's time to quit drinking before you damage things irrecovably. Why did I think that these two getting together would heal some sort of damage in Avril. (Which is her toxic alcoholicism, apparently).
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that they have a pact to not drink when they are away from each other....and yes, I am appropriately ashamed that I even know that.
ReplyDeleteGo Canucks!!
Thanks Sandybrook!
ReplyDelete@Derek - can't believe there were fights so early in the morning - people should have been in their happy place.
Chad
ReplyDeletePutin
Avril
High five to sandybrook! April Lavigne was a b- at most, and I would say a c now. As for Chad Kroger, who the heesus ever heard of him before he married her? I sure didn't.
ReplyDeleteWhatever you're smoking, Enty, pass it over.
@Miss Kitty, as much as I dislike Chad Kroger l would have to say that everybody has heard of Nickelback. She got the boost from that marriage, not him.
DeleteWrong, Miss Kitty. The King & Queen Maple Douches were both A list. They sold, combined, 80% of records sold for a couple yrs in the early aughts.
DeleteHeeeeere's To Neverrrrr Growing Uppppp!
"Avril" of course....my auto correct is having a field day on my iPad
ReplyDelete@Lady---Derrick is doing just fine.
ReplyDeleteOk good. Not a fan but he was looking really bad around the last time I saw him in the news. Didn't they dress up as each other a couple halloweens ago? I hope Derrick is looking better since then.
Delete@Surfer---I know eh? Sundays are brutal enough as they are..
ReplyDelete*Deryk
ReplyDelete*Deryck lol---However you spell it---I will be seeing him in May at a wedding---my cousin is friends with him
ReplyDeleteHope he got his man parts back. Will you check how my last name is treating him?
DeleteI heard Rob Ford was one of the ppl throwing down :)
ReplyDelete@Sandy---lol--oh probably--We would be very disapointed if he wasn't lol
ReplyDeleteWhen two douches collide...
ReplyDeleteVery proud of our Canadian boys for playing like our Canadian Girls.
ReplyDeleteLOL Mango!
ReplyDeletewas Mango talking to me?
ReplyDelete@Lowkey---Avril has sold more albums than Nickelback
ReplyDelete@Derek: I would never have guessed that. Seems like Nickelback has been everywhere the last decade or so, to the point of oversaturation.
DeleteGood for her, then.
meh--yeah they both kinda suck musically ; ) but I think they are relatively decent/normal compared to the others written about here---
ReplyDeleteScrew you, Enty (and commenters). We are in love!
ReplyDeleteWho's got the brain bleach?
ReplyDelete@Derek
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't seem to be doing that great to me?
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=3657191
Did your friends know her in high school or were they her actual friends?
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ReplyDeleteour Canadian royalty wear skates and throw rocks..we care more about guys named Cosby, Subban, Price, and Toews - women named Jones, Poulin, and those who should have been like Burke - we are a part of the commonwealth but our real royalty are out in the snow or on the ice
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