Blind Items Revealed
November 28, 2013
This Dancing With The Stars pro was on a plane last night and spent some time in the first class galley with a flight attendant who was not shy about letting the pro explore her body and she even left before her co-workers so she could leave with the dancer after the flight. He wasn't alone so I wonder if there was going to be some kind of wishbone thing going on.
Mark Ballas
Eww, were he and that greasy Maks playing "make a wishboner?"
ReplyDeleteWish boners, you mean.
ReplyDeleteDid he mean "Spit Roasting"?
Delete"Wishbone" is not a term.
Did he mean "Spit Roasting"?
Delete"Wishbone" is not a term.
A wishbone thing?
ReplyDeleteLike...the salad dressing? Because I'm really not sure wtf that's supposed to mean.
I need to brush up on my sexual terminology because I have no idea what wish boning is.
ReplyDeleteOh okay, Wish Boner makes a bit more sense (I guess)
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Each guy grabs a leg and pulls. The one who gets the body gets to go first. The one who is left with just the one leg has to wait his turn. Duh.
ReplyDeleteIck. The visual I have in my brain needs to be washed out.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I just can't see how this feat could be accomplished. You have little privacy on a plane. As a flight attendant, you have zero, or almost zero privacy. People are always looking for you!
@Sugar, I can be so naive, I think you're serious!
ReplyDeleteWell, I had no other idea how that would work! And from Sandy's description, it seems like a lot of hassle and work for the girl.
DeleteGirl lies horizontal the 2 guys lie vertical one near her head and one between her legs. Anyhoo, this BI sounds like BS.
ReplyDeletePlus, Mark Ballas???? EWWWWW!!! He nasty.
ReplyDeleteWay to deplete our fap tanks, Enty!
ReplyDeleteAnyway if I'm wrong @Count will be here soon enough to define it.
ReplyDeleteWhat Sugar said, but can also refer to two dicks in one hole
DeleteEek.
DeleteOr a dick in each hole? Do they meet in the middle?
DeleteThat's a DP. All three is an airtight
DeleteI feel so bad falsely accusing Maksim as the answer to this blind item. Ballas... now that is just gross.
ReplyDeleteHaha Sugar
ReplyDeletesandy, that just seems so..awkward. Thanks for the explanation
Shit! Canada just scored! :(
ReplyDeleteDerek hough. Mark and Derek bought a house 2gether
ReplyDeleteBOOOOO C'mon Penguin fellas, step it up
ReplyDeleteNot sure I buy it but Urban Dictionary says:
ReplyDeleteWishboning
The act of two gentlemen inserting erect penis' into the same orifice may it be A, V or Nostril in a parallel fashion (side by side). They will then shuffle away from each other slowly until one member slips (or 'Boings') out.
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Two dicks up the nose? I know it will make me puke but I want to see that.
Who's nose could handle such a thing? I like my theory much better.
DeleteNot to brag or anything but I've got a pretty good sized schnoz but I'm not going to see if I can get a couple of dicks up there. Why don't you come over here and have a seat .....
DeleteMight be able to get a couple of dicks up this one.
DeleteEW, Harry. I would never! Plus I don't even have a penis to try to stick up your huge schnoz.
DeleteIt would be sort of demoralising for the two guys whose penises could actually fit up a nostril.
DeleteLol on descriptions!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was where a chick was standing on one leg and getting it front and back, with the free leg pulled wide...I don't even want to know if it means stuffing your testicles in someone's no no.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't sound humanly possible to be able to do.
ReplyDeleteSorry Sandy & Bacon, but yay!
ReplyDeleteSugar you're killing it today!
ReplyDeleteOT Gonna be lovely on the Bay Area tomorrow!
Hi Sherry! Yay for beautiful weather! I hope you get to go out and enjoy it!
ReplyDeleteThis reveal is totally going to make me vom.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't the new DWTS lineup be out by now?
Nostril intercourse is really a thing?! Or do I need more coffee...yeah, I do.
ReplyDeleteIs a wish boner similar to thought flowers!
ReplyDelete"A wishboner nose bouquet, when you only want the breast"
ReplyDeleteWish boning just sounds complicated and uncomfortable. Whatever happened to good old Finger Cuffs?
ReplyDelete2 dicks, 1 hole = gay.
ReplyDeleteMuch better for one guy to flip a coin. If he gets heads, they he gets belly button up; tails, belly button down. If you are going for a DP, then heads faces her and gets vag; tails gets her from behind, in the butt.
If taking turns, not tag teaming, Rock/Paper/Scissors is an acceptable way to decide. Winner gets first choice of hole or first at bat.
I prefer a good old-fashioned spit roast over a wish bone.
ReplyDelete"One person performs oral sex on one partner while they engage in receptive anal or vaginal intercourse with the other partner."
-Wikipedia
That's two votes for Finger Cuffs!
ReplyDeleteI like to call all 3 the Pressure Tester. You make it air tight, and see how long until it gives.
ReplyDeleteOh my it's getting hot in here!
ReplyDeleteTime to take this poolside! TGIF!!!
Ugh!
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