November 4, 2013
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner. She also made a home movie for her boyfriend. Well, he was her boyfriend at the time. It consists of her enjoying herself after stripping off her clothes. They had a little break a month back and he showed it to some people. He has never sent it to anyone just showed it but it is supposed to be mind blowing hot and not what you would expect from our actress. Definitely needs to be revealed.
Jennifer Lawrence/Nicholas Hoult
Hell yeah homegirl be a freak!
ReplyDeleteFFS people, don't create anything that will bite you in the ass!
ReplyDeleteI disagree, I TOTALLY would expect it to be mind-blowing hot.
ReplyDeleteAlso why nobody should ever take nekkid selfies. Nothing gold can stay
Oh, I love a little bit of Nick - shame that he seems to be an oversharer.
ReplyDeleteOf course its hot dumbass! (Looking for my checkbook)
ReplyDeletePrick. That's not on. I hate blokes who do that.
ReplyDeleteVery hot!
ReplyDeleteI think she is a great actress but in terms of "sex-appeal" I think she is very girl next door/average. She is pretty but nothing amazing.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Derek. I don't get the flip outs over her. Cute, seems pretty cool, pretty decent actress, but nothing mind-blowing. She'll probably marry him and move to the UK in the next two yrs, squirt out a couple of young'uns.
DeleteIf any hackers in the audience get hold of this, I will gladly paypal you $50.
ReplyDeleteOh common Count! Our girl deserves MUCH more than fiddy! Great Enty, now Count will definitely be on here all day procrasturbating, as usual ;)
DeleteThat's exactly her appeal Derek! She's the BFF everybody wants!
ReplyDelete@Lady---yeah I do see it and all--just SO much hype about her
ReplyDeleteSomebody obviously doesn't know how to keep a secret. I should go to HWood and start charging for lessons. Like a Life Coach. Hmmmmm. Business opportunity?
ReplyDeleteProcasturbating may be the best new word I've heard this week. Lamerotica is up there, too
ReplyDeleteThanks TTM. It's is a personal favorite
DeleteI love "lamerotica", cracks me up every time.
ReplyDeleteI don't think JLaw would give a crap if it was found. I read an article yesterday about her finding out she won a BAFTA. She's filming another X-Men movie and didn't even know the awards were that day. A PA ran up to her and told her she'd won and she thought the person was pranking, she laughed and said, "F* off!"
I would beer it up with her any day. You game, @talks?
You know it, Seven! Local craft beers for all! We'll prank call Thor and send over resumes. She'd totally be able to get his number, you know it!
DeleteI can totally see it being hot. She's an excellent actor.
ReplyDeleteHe's a crappy boyfriend though.
Girl needs an upgrade.
DeleteHer sky remote control must be sticky
ReplyDeleteI would download that.
ReplyDeleteDamn! Let's see her get an Oscar nomination for this.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope it gets released so we can all have a viewing party & girl can get that AVN!
DeleteEGOTA is the new EGOT
Ugh, sharing a home video has to be the worst thing a person can do to an ex. It's such a violation of trust. Having said that, I would totally watch a J-Law home sex video.
ReplyDeleteFew things:
ReplyDeleteA-/B+? Jesus, Enty, what's a girl got to do?
So, is Enty saying they took another (very brief) break this yr., or is it a clumsy reference to last yr.?
Holy &&*(, I'll bet it's hot.
Bad form on his part, but if he just showed it on his phone (didn't send it to anyone), it's OK. As for her, eh, she's 23 and really into him. Sounds stupidly normal.
@Seven: Gotta link to that BAFTA article?
Finally, this all assumes it's true.
@Kevin, IKR? She's an Oscar winner and just snagged a BAFTA, has two movies coming out and is filming another one. She's AT LEAST A right now, if not A+.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, here's the BAFTA article. I like the part where she says, "Here I am being painted blue..." A whole new aspect of the home movie idea...
^Thanks for that. Read the Deadline piece. Man, Russell is brilliant but a bit of a prick and overthinks everything. JL is on a much more human/primal level. But oddly self-conscious.
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ReplyDeleteI don't buy this one…he doesn't strike me as the 'show it to his friends' kind of guy. You're making half of these up.
ReplyDeleteHow in the world in Jennifer Lawrence only A-/B+? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteI would definitely punch the clown to a JLaw sex tape.
ReplyDeleteTTM and Seven: get some good handcrafted hard cider and the rest of the Avengers, and I'm in--heck, I'll even bring refreshments! (Chocolate-chip cookie dough truffles, anyone? *bats eyelashes*)
ReplyDeleteI hope she dumps (again) that fudgebucket of a boyfriend. I mean, who does that?
ReplyDeleteAgree with everyone who said JLaw is A or A+. Why do I get the feeling that besides being half-made up, the Enty/s don't keep track and forget who their own blinds are about? I almost feel like this one was supposed to be about someone else, but they forget who come reveal time so throw in any name that half fits.
ReplyDeleteTrying to decipher this, I THINK the vid is old- from their first period together. But he showed it recently.
ReplyDeleteOR
Enty meant "year" instead of "month."
OT Alert: Book Club Tonight at 6:30 MT on BI#2, see anyone / everyone there!
ReplyDeleteWhat an asshole! And she took him back too. I can only imagine what a prick he must be on a regular basis. Why?
ReplyDeleteWell...after this reveal, I'm betting they'll be broken up again. If he actually did this, I'll be disgusted. I actually liked them as a couple. What a pig.
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