Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 25, 2013

This A-/B+ list celebrity/singer/former reality star who has been in the news a lot lately once spent a bunch of her money to make her song number one. She bought 100K copies of it.

Paris Hilton

36 comments:

  1. Tell us something we dont already know :(

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  2. And it STILL FLOPPED lol

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  3. Oh great, now you've summoned her.

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  4. PARIS! What do you have to say about this?

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  5. Ha, thirsty bitches. No good PR system in place.

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  6. That makes good financial sense. If people think your song is the bomb, then it's money well spent.

    Hey Paris, wanna go Go-Karting with me on Friday?

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  7. Anonymous10:34 AM

    Oopsy. giggling giggling :)

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  8. Paris had a #1 song?! ughh

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  9. I'm somewhat stunned she probably made that money DJ 'ing in a foreign country where someone thinks she matters.

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  10. Rob will you take Kylie if you go, she's been lonely without Kendall lately. She's at that age, I embarrass her.

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    1. If Paris turns me down, I'll take Kylie. She is my favorite sister!

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  11. Sounds like no big deal - isn't she making $100k a night DJing? Like her or not she appears to be making bank$$ as a dj. paris djs

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  12. @seachica got it, and according to the original BI, the song was called "The Stars are Blind"

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    1. A miracle -- I was first to get a blind!!

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  13. New York on Saturday night you mean?

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  14. the song is called "good time" and it is not a good time at all

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  15. nevermind thats her new song---the single was The Stars are Blind

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  16. This is LIES! ALL LIES! The reason my song went #1 was because of my fans!!! And I resent that ranking. I'm A+ all the way!

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  17. CROTCH FLEAS DON'T COUNT AS FANS

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  18. It's my month bitches!

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  19. Jeez. That had to be only reason Stars Are Blind got any play.

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  20. OOOH! Parissucksliterally alone with Paris in a dark alley. Two Paris's enter, one Paris leaves.....

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  21. My money is on the Paris with Kimmy in her picture!

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  22. This happens all the time. Any clue how many copies of Oh My Dog! Howard Stern bought and donated to sham charity NSAL so beff, who couldn't save a file in Word, could pretend to be an author?

    Gotta keep em leashed when you take em for a walk (NSFW)

    I wonader if this was from a party at Daniel Carver's house (SFW)

    This one makes me feel like I'm hung like a mule (NSFW)

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    1. Count - I'd like to see what happened later in that first video - did she skulk off or beat him up?

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    2. It is in Russian or something. She is all wtf? And he yells at her.

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  23. I've been known to yell, "Timber" everytime another innocent, naive, gullible, devoted CDAN member takes another drink from the altar of Enty and believes that they are so blessed to have an industry insider giving them exclusive scoops and priveleged information. My voice is almost gone. Don't be alarmed, my typing finger is in stellar shape! Hugs!

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  24. All them years flickin the bean has given one Popeye finger, huh Miss Mess?

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  25. I have tools for that, Count. And rarely do I have to service myself.

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  26. That rating for her is a little too generous

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  27. Bruce, good pick. I have a Black belt in Kempo. Paris has one in dick sucking. :)

    I will be the last one standing. muhahahahahaha

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  28. Do you look like the real Paris, parissucksliterally? She may be a rancid, diseased bimbo but she is hot.

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  29. No Rob, I do not have a bird nose, big feet, or a flat ass. I also have real hair, not Barbie extensions! :)

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  30. At the risk of flaming, I don't think 'the starts at blind' is any worse than other bs mainstream top 40 pop songs or there.

    This may speak more to my view of current pop music than anything else though.

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