September 6, 2013
This former A+ list mostly movie actress is now an aging B- list mostly movie actress who rarely works any longer. She has called in every favor she has and ordered her husband to do the same and our actress even is counting on the support of her A list mostly movie actor co-star who she used to have sex with back in the day and again in this film for kicks. Her goal? Academy Award nomination for her latest movie. It would be a huge shock if she did, so we will see how the favors play out.
Actress: Michelle Pfeiffer
Husband: David E. Kelley
Co-Star: Robert De Niro
Movie: "The Family"
Guess it didn't work out for her.
Guess not too bad:)
ReplyDeletePortlandjewel got it! You go girl!
ReplyDeleteYay!! My first one!! Thank you!
DeleteI refuse to believe this about my Michelle. *LALALALALAICANTHEARYOU*
ReplyDeleteWho is impersonating VIP? Ive never heard her congratulate anyone for beating her :(
ReplyDelete@Sandy I always try to give credit where credit is due
DeleteI've gotten props from VIP for getting BI's right before.
Delete@VIP, is that Francis Conroy? Love her!
Delete@7- you haven't watched Coven?!? Give it a try!!!
DeleteVIP was a huge cheerleader for me on my first day of posting when I guessed Karen's blind. She is one of the most gracious on this site.
DeleteI love VIP! Sandy sounds like a dickbag. VIP has the best dink links!
DeleteThat is on my worst movie ever list.
ReplyDeleteIt was a stupid movie, but she was pretty good in it.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, love her!
She is so good in Cheri playing a woman of a certain age. Can't say I blame her but for her to get a nom these days, and with her age, she's going to have to get dirty, character wise.
ReplyDeleteThis is juicy. The Michelle Pfeiffer singing on the piano in Fabulous Baker Boys is the image I will always hold.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't she work anymore?
I saw The Family and it was awful. Michelle is a good actress, but the movie smelled sooo bad!
ReplyDeleteMichelle Pfeiffer is in one of my favorite stories ever.
ReplyDeleteWhich A+ list Oscar winner was fired from one of his first leading movie roles because he and Michelle were always in her trailer screwing?
I think I did that right. lol
Did you read good reviews of Dallas this morning or something?
ReplyDeleteOoo. Juicy @dime!
ReplyDeleteIll go Johnny Depp right after 21 Jump Street?
ReplyDeleteOoh, Dime, inquiring minds want to know!
ReplyDeleteJuicy Juicy
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp isn't an Oscar winner.
ReplyDelete@ Seven I'm waiting on guesses! lol
ReplyDeleteI loved Michelle Pfeiffer in Witches of Eastwick and that movie with Harrison Ford that freaked me out. I always wondered why she just seemed to disappear.
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't disappeared. She's been working quite a bit. She's just not carrying the film any more. She's over 50 and she's not a leading lady any more nor is she a gritty character actor.
Delete@Hollywood dime, Sean Penn?
ReplyDeleteIt probably happened between 1990 and 1995 I bet tho.
ReplyDelete@dime, Best Actor Win or other category? If best actor my vote is Sean Penn
ReplyDeleteSorry, Lotta you beat me :)
DeleteWe lost, Katy :(
Delete@dime Daniel Day Lewis?
ReplyDeleteShake ya tits Catwoman!
ReplyDeleteBest Actor. Not Sean Penn.
ReplyDeleteKris was always jealous because I used to have a huge crush on Michelle. The woman is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteI was teasing her people! Everyone knows I have tremendous respect for VIP even if she always beats my ass on the 2:30 blind!
ReplyDeleteNice try @Sandybrook.
Delete@Lady H, why don't you take several seats as well?
Leave Uncle Sandy alone!
DeleteScrew Uncle Sandy, reminding me of nasty Uncle Terry every time someone says that.
DeleteAnd NEWSFLASH: 4 out of 5 CDaN readers think Uncle Sandy has a vagine.
I have to go into a meeting, so I'll just throw the answer out for you guys.
ReplyDeleteDenzel Washington.
He has slept with every single female costar of his except Joy Bryant in Antoine Fisher.
Fucking Michelle all day got him canned.
xo
@Hollywood dime- king kong ain't got nothin on Denzel.
Delete@ lotta I just laughed entirely too hard at that. Lol
DeleteI remember when he was banging Hooolia Roberts when they filmed together in the 90s and that was swept under the old H'woof rug. No one wanted America's Sweetheart having the jungle fever*
DeleteYou may need to be a certain age to get that reference. 😊
Nobody says the word "Dear" as awesome as Francis Conroy.
ReplyDelete#RUTHFISHERPOWER
@Jason Blue Eyes - REPRESENT! I'm on the 4th season of Six Feet Under and that show is genius. Claire is about to hook up with Mena Suvari! I adore Keith, Michael C Hall still creeps me out, and I KNEW Michelle Trachtenburg was a brat. Method actress, my foot, she's a brat!
DeleteOh dear....
And the only reason he didn't sleep with Joy, is because she turned him down. She's a good egg. lol
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ReplyDeleteZing! Better then anything we ever get here for sure @dime!
ReplyDeleteWow! Wasn't Denzel revealed in another blind to not like white women? Or am I confusing him with someone else?
ReplyDeleteDang! That was what I wanted to guess but I had always heard that he didn't mess with white women. Lol.
ReplyDeleteGet it Michelle!
@ surfer/ melpomene
ReplyDeletedenzel will not do love scenes on screen with white women. Or with his shirt off. His real life rules are different. His roster looks like the damn UN. He'll fuck anything pretty with a pulse.
Off to imdb Denzel Washington's co stars.......Angie Jo fo' sure!
ReplyDelete@katy ALL OF THEM. ALLLLLL. lol
ReplyDeletehollywood dime - Your posts are full of win today! Thank you!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Hollywood for clearing that up.
ReplyDeleteEven Whitney Houston in the Preacher's Wife.
ReplyDeleteOMG. This is bananas.
Thanks Hollywood Dime, you win the internets today!
ReplyDeleteHaha@ Dime! Joy gets a gold star for turning him down...the rumor is he is packing, but who'd want that if everyone else has had it?
ReplyDeleteI didn't think DeNiro liked white women...
ReplyDeleteI didn't think Houston liked men...
ReplyDeleteit was a shitty movie, but i do see she gave it her all. She was my fav part
ReplyDeleteHaven't liked her since she insisted the reason she's never gotten an Oscar is because she's too pretty. Yeah, because only ugly people win Oscars. Talk about denial.
ReplyDelete@TanGyal, I was gonna post the same thing but maybe he made an exception every now and then?
ReplyDeleteHollywood Dime, thanks for the awesome dirt!!
LOL Derek! Excellent timing on that post.
ReplyDeleteWell well well....Now we know about Denzel. Man be super hawt but now that he's a revealed man ho not so much.
Thanks Dime. Can I send out a collective "We Love You" from the gang here?
Well now, we need Writergirl to fill in whilst Dime is in a meeting.
Keep 'em coming, @Hollywood Dime! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about, @sandy?? VIP/ALM always gives props. :)
ReplyDelete@ sherry I love you guys too!
ReplyDeletemaybe I'll talk about deniro and all of the kept girls he has in different apartments on Wilshire when I get some free time.
Yo sandy said he was joking!
ReplyDeleteYou have to give us the Deniro scoop!! I'd love to hear how he is with his ladies
ReplyDelete@mel
DeleteI hear his nice. Pays for cars and ridiculous rent in gorgeous apts. puts them all in acting classes at one famous studio to study. All the girls are....less than attractive. He usually meets them at his hotel in nyc or his restaurant.
Thanks for the info! I wonder why he goes for average girls. Is he indiscriminate like Denzel, or does he stick to his script?
Delete@ Mel
DeleteNo, no. Not average. Ugly. Lol. He has a type for sure and pretty ain't it! Average would be a 10 compared to these girls. Lol
@ Dime! I'm dyin!!! Why on God's green earth?!!! LOL!!!
DeleteDammit Michelle! I thought she was anti-Hollywood and into raising her family? I'm bummed.
ReplyDeleteBut, it would be hard to turn down Denzel.
For this seemingly terrible movie that no one even saw?! Ha ha ha. There is NO WAY that this is even remotely a possibility
ReplyDeleteDAYMN Hollywood Dime!! Let me find my jaw, it's around here somewhere...
ReplyDeleteI knew bobby liked the easy ones, but not ugly! Wow!
And Denzel - shit he's a true man whore. I've always heard that from my LA friends. Had no idea it was all of em.
What the what? De Niro slept with a white woman? I never thought that would happen.
ReplyDeleteOh, and VIP routinely gives (name) nailed it! props on reveals. AL is good cookie. :D
ReplyDelete@HWood, my email back to you bounced but you know where I am and I still think you would rock it, and with class! (Look this post!)
@7
ReplyDeletethat acct got hacked and was sending weird stuff out, so I had to close it. :(
I'll email you from a different acct.....I'm still thinking about it. At minimum I'm going to try and have my SO start posting shit here. He's working the Oscars on sunday and he always comes back with the best stories.
YES PLEASE!
DeleteI always want real accounts of celebrity doings! As many as possible!
Thanks in advance for all the juicy gossip, Hollywood!
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DeleteSo Julia Roberts really did sleep with Denzel. She was all over him at the Oscars once.
ReplyDeleteUnknown B you have a problem with me use my e-mail link
ReplyDelete@Sandybrook, WTF? So you are a dirt perv? Who the hell asks to be emailed over CDAN grief? Please, you are not Count, no soup for you!
DeleteThe answer I expected. All talk absolutely no action. Think twice next time you run your mouth troll.
ReplyDeleteI'm here all night Sandy Boo. And talk is all I have, unless your dirt perv ass wants to pay for the red-eye to your basement shackle playground, so we can duke it out after juice boxes.
ReplyDeleteWrong about Denzel and white women on screen, what the bleep do you call his love scene with Katy Reilly in "Flight," let alone the explicit opening scene in the hotel room with the hooker...I was shocked Paramount escaped an NC-17 rating for that, although I suppose the movie was just good enough to invoke the so-called masterpiece exemption.
ReplyDeleteAt least she tried.
ReplyDeleteAnd she had sex with DeNiro? I thought he preferred his coffee dark.
Straight to DVD huh?
Hi Aoife! Glad to see I'm not the only late night browser here!
ReplyDeleteMelpomene so glad to make your acquaintance! We late nighters have to stick together!
ReplyDeleteCool tea, Hollywood Dime!! Pls, do continue to spoil us!
ReplyDeleteWell that was fun to catch up on...
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