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November 28, 2013
This B list celebrity/singer from a band who is arguably the most famous member of the band because of a famous groupie is lucky to be alive. He says he has stopped drinking but this week he got hammered and ended up falling over his balcony at a resort almost twenty feet but landed on his back in a big bush and did nothing but knock the wind out of himself.
Max George from The Wanted/ Lindsay Lohan
The Wanted broke-up. I guess Lilo was the Yoko in that scenario.
ReplyDeleteThey say the reason drunks are likely to survive a car crash is because their body is so relaxed and floppy.
ReplyDelete@Cleo---well maybe Lindsay has been on to something all these years if thats the case...
ReplyDeleteI can put my arm back on. you cant.
So play safe!
DeleteNOT THAT GUY!!!
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of him, actually. Lindsay sneaked that one by me.
@Cleodacat, it's true. Whilst at Uni I passed out drunk outside my room door (had dropped keys when falling through main door). Managed to fall down the stairs, incredibly, must've rolled forward, then to the right to then go down another, spiral staircase.
ReplyDeleteWoke up a few hours later on my back, next to my keys, got my shit together, cleaned up, and carried on my birthday weekend.
Just the thought now makes my bones creak.
That's true Cleo. They're response time is lagged. However, the down side of being drunk is that you will bleed out faster due to blood thinning and you are also likely to underestimate the severity of injuries. That's why hypothermia is not uncommon to die from when one drinks too kuch
ReplyDeleteOctober 27, 2011
ReplyDeleteMichael Lohan, father of Lindsay Lohan, jumped from the 3rd floor balcony of his hotel room early this morning in an effort to avoid capture by police.
I guess Blowhan has that effect on people
DeleteMax George is the incredibly hot one that sings falsetto. Glad he didn't get hurt
ReplyDeleteTypical rock star behavior. What's bad is when kids are drunk and think they can jump from their balcony into the pool at a hotel. Many, many sad spring break stories end like that.
ReplyDeleteI guess it's what scared him into cancelling their tour and entering rehab. He physically hit bottom so to speak. Hope he manages to turn his life around.
ReplyDeleteand the curse of Lohan continues
ReplyDeletewas the big bush he landed on Lilo?
ReplyDeleteid throw my self off a balcony too if i slept with lilo
ReplyDeleteI was pretty medicated a few weeks back, and had gotten up around 3 a.m. to pee and must have not really been awake/eyes closed, because my son's 80 lb Lab mix was in front of me stopped and I went sailing right over the top of him, and face planted on a hardwood floor. I never tried to break the fall, I didn't know it was coming. My son put me back in the bed, and I didn't even remember it when I woke up. I looked like Tyson had punched me. That's what saves drunks. Bonelessness falls.
ReplyDeletebut for the grace of god! makes me cringe just to think about different close calls ive had
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