October 18, 2013
This former A list mostly movie actor who is now a B+ and goes more off the edge every day has lost his girlfriend. She is an actress too and thought she had seen every thing our actor could throw at her until he brought home two guys he met an hour earlier and told his girlfriend to have sex with them. She declined and left the house and went to stay with some friends.
Shia LaBeouf
Ugh, he hit on me once. You could smell him from 10 feet away. That guy really needs to be hosed down. Thank God Scott was there.
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DeleteI remember that. I got him kicked out of 1OAK. Next time I see him, I'll have someone put rat poison in his moonshine.
DeleteDon't makecommentaboutmakingnewfriends,dontmakecommentaboutmakingnewfriends, don't
ReplyDeleteShia sounds like a gem
So now he's a wannabe pimp? She should be glad she got out alive...
ReplyDeleteThis is supposed to be the goth chick or someone else? He's still with the goth girl.
ReplyDeleteApparently, he forgot the magic word.
ReplyDeleteOr the Safe word.
DeleteAwww. Bless him. I suppose you wouldn't know it was a no no until you tried.
ReplyDeleteI think it was right after that Shai peened this now famous quote: "Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything".
ReplyDeleteHeeheeee. Peened
DeleteSugar, the fact that autocorrect Changed it to peen says a lot...;-)
ReplyDeleteEither that or I typed it subconsciously.
DeleteI know what's on Sugar's mind so early in the day :)
ReplyDeleteMorning Sandy!
DeleteHere's a joke for you:
Q: What do you call a promiscious pony?
A: A Little Whorse
Right?? Neigh
A better quote would have been 'those who cannot change their clothes at least weekly should not approach anyone. Ever"
ReplyDeletehe's again with Mia Goth
ReplyDeleteWhy why why I used to love him so much. He was my perfect jewish boy. RIP old Shia.
ReplyDeleteAhaha Sugar Henny Youngman ruled!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Shia pulled the same stunt on his Mom. ICK!
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ReplyDeleteShe was truly incensed when he brought in the circus contortionists and the Shetland pony.
ReplyDeletemy ex used to do shit like this. nothing more humilating and heart breaking than to be treated like this by someone you love.
ReplyDeleteLOL Rach. We shouldn't joke or give him any ideas.
ReplyDeleteHe probably watched his mother being treated poorly as a child and is in need of intensive therapy. And a haircut. And a shower.
ReplyDeleteLaDouche must be on some good shit. Jeez!
ReplyDeleteI had a smart ass remark to make, but headrot made me sad.
ReplyDelete@count its a talent i seem to have. ps. got pix?
ReplyDeletetrying to lighten the mood for ya, count.
ReplyDeleteYou did headrot, you got out...
Deletelol, how would this website know so much that goes on in peoples bedrooms
ReplyDeletemaybe he's one of those Illuminati child star abuse victims mentioned so often here in the past... Monarch breakdown?
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