October 21, 2013
This A list celebrity/singer who would much rather be an actor but is lousy at it was at a swimming pool the other day and accidentally got splashed by someone jumping in. Our singer/celebrity was ticked off because everyone around the pool noticed the actor's new hair plugs. The singer/celebrity jumped from the pool and grabbed a towel before heading to a cabana for a hat and then off to his room.
Justin Timberlake
Does that explain why his hair is now straight?
ReplyDeleteHe gets it chemically straightened
DeleteHe gets it chemically straightened
DeleteFour words - Hair Club for Men
ReplyDeleteI also assume he told them all to fuck off like he does to his fans.
DeleteAgain, you actually list a true A list.
ReplyDeleteWhat is so bad about this? The guy is losing his hair. So what?
Exactly, Kourt. I'm confident enough to talk about my hair loss and I'd like to take this opportunity to 'plug' Viviscal.
DeleteDude has hair plugs?? Da fuckkkkk
ReplyDeleteEnty really doesn't like JT.
ReplyDeleteReno, ya think? Who wants to bet this Enty was one of those teenagers he told to fuck off at that restaurant?
DeleteYeah, they followed him to the pool and cannonballed his ass. Sweet.
DeletePlokzy: I'll lay 100-1 odds that his hair aint the only thing he was happy to get plugged.
ReplyDeleteJessica T: What say you?
jts hair is fair game. i dont blame him, his hair used to look like a mr. noodle
DeleteTimberlake looks like Mr Shop on glee. Bony, horsfaced and pasty. If it weren't for SNL, I wouldn't give him a thought. But..
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of ass hair plugs on his invading forehead...
Shoop! Dammit spellczheck! Stop changing the word while my back is turned!
DeleteWell...you don t take care of yourself get good nutrients and vitamins inside you, take showers and baths, your hair just might die and fall out.
ReplyDeleteDon't buy this one for a hot second. Look at pictures of him from 2006 and now. Same exact hair line. Just longer hair instead of a buzz. BS.
ReplyDeleteSo, he didn't want to get his plugs wet. What's bad about that?
ReplyDeleteMy hair is flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano.
ReplyDeleteMale pattern baldness is a definite character flaw. Another nail in this guy's coffin. Burn him, he's a witch!
ReplyDeleteYes sandybrook. And if you don't put in a good daily workout (that means leaving the computer for an hour at a time), eat your fruits and veggies and use our new self tanner, this could be your future.
ReplyDeleteThat's because you KNOW the proof of the product, Lord :)
ReplyDeleteYears of cornrows take their toll.
ReplyDeleteJT can still get it.
Lucky his merkin was protected by his speedos
ReplyDeletehair plugs :( i hope they are quality at least. nothing worse than bad/cheap hairplugs. they can make brit's cheap weaves look expensive.
ReplyDeletei also dont think JT would look terrible with a semi receeding hairline.
ReplyDeleteRach!!!! Long time!!!yay!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Steampunk! I've been flat out with work n shit. Wondering if I can do a Nadya and charge for webcam viewers watching me eat toast in my jammies.
DeleteAs long as they run " the best of rach around in a loop scroll under your fuzzy socks in their Elmo slippers, you could sell the time, :-D
DeleteBullshit. You try having dozens of people staring at you while you're just doing something you like or even just walking from your house to your car. It gets old FAST. Don't forget about the cameras hoping for just one picture of you in one awkward moment that they can sell to the press to call you names. People are greedy.
ReplyDelete@RACH heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
ReplyDeleteHey back Orvilla! I think I'm treating myself to a chai (not skinny today) latte and a Danish because I'm in mourning over PSH. But glad to see you!
DeleteChrist! Don't encourage Rach. She's obnoxious and if I never hear about her gastro-intestinal tract and its offerings, I'll be grateful.
ReplyDeleteAmen mango
Delete@mango pot, kettle, black. a pleasure.
ReplyDeleteCelebitchy ran this story 3 days before this blind:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.celebitchy.com/329591/did_justin_timberlake_secretly_get_hair_plugs_before_filming_runner_runner/
I would have been ticked off too because I hate getting water in my eyes.
ReplyDeleteI would have been ticked off too because I hate getting water in my eyes.
ReplyDeleteBOSLEY, BITCH!!
ReplyDeleteItsJustYou: When the hair is did, and fluffy, you can't see the plugs and extraction scar. When it is wet, you can see the plugs.
ReplyDelete@Rach: How ya been, betch?
Hey Count - I've been rad! Having sex in public places & enjoying the heat wave. I'm about to go rub one out whilst taking a dump and thinking about Mango (kind of a one woman blumpkin)
ReplyDeleteOh JT , no one cares about yer plugs, relax. Not the worst thing in the world.
ReplyDeleteJealous much Enty. I know it's all lies...
ReplyDeleteReally, if you don't want your hair to get wet, perhaps swimming at a pool(where there are other people) is not your ideal activity.
ReplyDeleteHe doesnt have hair plugs you guys are retarded i met jt and so did my cousin his hair and everything is real on him trust me.
ReplyDeleteHe doesnt have hair plugs you guys are retarded i met jt and so did my cousin his hair and everything is real on him trust me.
ReplyDeleteHe doesnt have hair plugs you guys are retarded i met jt and so did my cousin his hair and everything is real on him trust me.
ReplyDeleteThat straight hair makes him look douchetastic. He needs to shave it low or keep the natural curls. That looked a million times better than his current look.
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