Friday, February 14, 2014

Blind Item #9

This B list celebrity/reality star paid two women $10K each and another woman an undisclosed amount to keep quiet about their previous sexual relationships. That virginity claim needed to be protected to ensure the big payday and the paydays in the future from his prospective employer who loves that he stayed a virgin until he was married.


31 comments:

  1. Jonas/Dinsey's strong pimp hand?

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  2. I hope this isn't another Jonas brother. The stories have grown stale.

    Ditto for the Bachelor guys. Yawn.

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  3. Maybe I'm greedy but 10k isn't hardly enough for me to keep my mouth shut.

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    1. Especially if it's going to make him fat, far more than that!

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    2. *far, far*
      I don't see is making him fat, spellcheck.

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  4. its not a jonas. nick and joe's dating history has been public, and with joe's interview last month, we all know the deal.

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  5. Tebow more of a reality star than athlete, but I don't think it is him.

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  6. Nevermind, I overlooked that the dude is currently married.

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  7. Those that got 10K clearly got paid less for a reason. Either they had less or less severe dirt on him or they are otherwise less reputable. That "undisclosed amount" is probably also way more, and for a reason....
    As if anyone gives a shit about these assclowns anymore. Oh and DISNEY*

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  8. I think it's Sean Lowe (Bachelor), but he's always been open that he's a Born Again Virgin (TM).

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  9. Oh good grief with the "born again virgin" stuff, right? You get one shot at being a virgin. Once the deed is done, there's no reversal, born again or not. You can say you regret losing your virginity, sure, but calling yourself a "born again virgin" probably only gets you an invitation to this awesome party.

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    1. Well said @seven of eleven...I most definitely concur with you

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    2. I agree wholeheartedly. The "born again virgin" thing is a crock of shit.

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    3. Born again Christian yes, virgin uhm no. Agreed.

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    4. Agree with seven. I am very agree-y today.

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  10. @Seven: Is that... Kirk... Cameron? And a six-foot sub?

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  11. @NomNom, it is indeed! He's blowing out candles on his birthday cake. Note the looks of utter excitement on the co-workers' faces. Party hard, Mike Seaver!

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  12. He will never be alone on his b/day Jesus is always by his side.

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  13. I'm probably alone in this but unless it my husband or my kids I couldn't care less what anybody does with their genitalia. That could be because
    My default setting for anybody over the age of twenty that claims to still be a Virgin is , 1) liar or 2) attention seeker. And both of those types of people annoy me so I just don't pay attention to it.

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  14. My votes for that bachelor dude that claimed he was a virgin...I dont watch that show so I dont have any names

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  15. My first guess@Rockbeatspaper

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  16. I'm going with the Bachelor guy, but really, why would some prospective employer care? Is it some religious based business?

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  17. I consider myself a virgin until I was 25, because that was the first time I ever wiggle dunked w/o a rubber on.

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  18. Tebow. Virgin until married. Count, I think you were right.

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  19. Anonymous6:59 PM

    I got nuthin'!

    But I'm also on the train of '$10k isn't enough' ...

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  20. What prospective employer would care? Maybe a religious network or ultra conservative political employer? I think If Disney is considering hiring a married adult they wouldn't be so concerned about his past sexual relationships unless it was super pornographic. Or am I interpreting the blind wrong?

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  21. I have no guess

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  22. Sean Lowe or Jim Bob Duggar.

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  23. Gotta be the Bachelor, Sean Lowe.

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  24. Hi everyone! First time poster, long time reader.

    My guess is Sean Lowe. And the girl with the undisclosed amount could be runner up from the show. Maybe things got a little carried away in the fantasy suite?

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  25. The Bachelor dude. Everybody knows about the Jo Bros.

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