Blind Item #8
This B+ list mostly television actress who gets the + because of her hit cable show says that her boyfriend understands that she needs to sleep with other guys. She says that if she works with someone else then sex just makes things better. So, then are we going to assume she had sex with the photographer then or...?
Does that extend to appliance repairmen, chauffeurs, and milkmen? Asking for a friend
ReplyDeleteNeed a handyman? Asking for a friend.
DeleteAs a matter of fact, I do, Lucas! How are you with your hands?
DeleteI mean, how's your friend with his / her hands?
DeleteI hear he's quite good. If you need anything drilled he's your guy.
DeleteGreat! Send him by! I will queue the bad 70s music and candles. He does understand that we are part of an artistic process and need to be at one, right?
DeleteGot it. Any sandalwood or pachouli incense? I heard my friend finds it incredibly erotic.
DeleteAbsolutely! Everyone loves Yanni, right?
DeleteYup. Pretty sure that's why he and Linda Evans broke up.
DeleteLucas, buddy, your friend never showed. It smells like pachouli and disappoinment over here
DeleteSometimes I have things that need to get nailed, too. Drilled... nailed... It's all the same!
DeleteDoes he clean pipes? :-)
DeleteHow about the waxer and the make up artist, the lighting director... Krafft food service coordinators... After all, these people are in charge of making her look good too, in their way..;-)
ReplyDeleteIt takes a village, people! Lots of red bull, honey
ReplyDeleteProbably supposed to think who Terry Richardson has recently shot but I'm thinking this blind is bs. No guy is going to be ok with his actress girlfriend bangin' other guys because it makes the project better. That's just stupid.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney! Bazinga! Kidding
ReplyDeleteWasn't Emma Roberts just in the random photos with Terry Richardson?
ReplyDeleteMb he does same! Whi know with people anymore?
ReplyDeleteKerry russel
ReplyDeleteMeryl Streep sillies .. This IS old ;-)
ReplyDeleteShoot, it says TV, Trust me to skip the pertinent details and go straight to the sex...;-)
DeleteYou can't hate on someone doing what it takes. Boyfriend doesn't mind you shouldn't either. It takes so much to get to the top but once you're there, you're there and you can't hate on a journey.
ReplyDeleteWHATEVER, HOUSE
DeleteSeven, I thought he was Kanye (lol, spellczheck tried to change kanye to mange), )
Delete(and yes, I am following the Kanye troll with WHATEVER, HOUSE, my phone is being a punk)
Delete@Steampunk, there was a running joke a few weeks ago where people would respond to Kanye posts with "WHATEVER, HOUSE" (I think from his appearance on SNL with House), so I'm trolling the troll. :D
Deleteand LOL, kanye to mange!
DeleteWHATEVER ASSHOLES
DeleteLOL @ Talks!
ReplyDeleteIf Russell's new bf is her co-star, does that mean he doesn't care if she sleeps with anyone on set? Please no! I loved her in Waitress. :/
not emma she would be + because of her name
ReplyDelete@Harlow - agreed but I think it's safe to say the rating system on here means nothing. ;^)
Deleteemma and Tyler Shields were photographed a day or so ago buying props for a photo shoot. I think this is her.
ReplyDeleteAshley Benson
ReplyDeleteIt really bothers me when people end sentences with words like "or" or "so."
ReplyDeleteI suppose that makes the prior sentence ironic right there.
Anyways, "or" or "so" means you're still talking. If people I'm talking to in person do that, I won't say anything else and just wait for them to continue.
Ok logdog, I'll play...
DeleteI hate when...
I chop bits out of the stream of consciousness that is my inner monologue and cast these pearls before the assembled, only to have them trampled upon by the Grammarian, whose flights of fancy consist of proving that gravity works.
Especially, Newton's 3rd law of gravity,
" For every action ,there is an equal and opposite reaction..."
My attempts to leave the reader the potential to formulate and discuss their own conclusion with my all embracing ...
nstead of stifling them with dead ends and stands that periods bring...
they are my own thoughts, why not state them as I please?
In other words, if by your own admission you are waiting for me to finish my thoughts grammatically, correctly...
Please continue to do so...
Steampunk, I like to swim in the stream of consciousness myself. Come on in LogDog, the water is fine.
DeleteAh Sherry,
DeleteYou are aloe to my soul...:'(
Emma Roberts comes to mind but she's engaged now, and this blind references boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteThese woman are crazy…really crazy
ReplyDeleteBetty White. What a fucking garbage slut.
ReplyDeleteLena? Though I can't see any man willingly sleeping with her
ReplyDeleteLena? Though I can't see any man willingly sleeping with her
ReplyDelete@Gina - I am a man. Would totally sleep with Lena Dunham. Without hesitation and stone cold sober.
DeleteUmmmm I'm going to say you're in the minority
Delete@Gina - Lena looks like the average woman. Since there aren't enough super models for everyone then I am going to go with most men are perfectly happy to have sex with average-looking women. Or else we'd all have evolved into supermodels by now. Some men may be too stupid to admit they would have sex with her (even though she is most likely at least as good looking as their mate) but only because our society forced unrealistic ideals about beauty onto us.
DeleteSo give me a girl who is average-looking but has a sexy brain and isn't afraid to be herself, even when society is begging her not to, any day of the week.
Lucas, you make my heart flutter!! Love your sentiment! Just today i read an article about lena's new cover and oooo, is it photoshopped??!! What is the obsession with this woman's physicality? Is it so threatening to everyone if a non conventionally looking woman finds herself and her body attractive? ! Everyone shld get off her case. And lucas, as a woman, i dont go for the pretty boys either. Give me the quiet guy with the beat up face and the twinkle in his eye and im in love. This is how people in the real world look!!
DeleteLucas you need to get a bit more picky when you choose to sleep w something.
ReplyDelete@Sandyboo - you're still mad I never called, aren't you? I told you - it was a one-time thing.
DeleteThis is Emma Roberts. And she's the woooorrrsstt!
ReplyDelete(Lucas doesn't know I gave him a fake number ssssh!)
ReplyDelete(Sandy doesn't know I took pictures. And as long as he doesn't visit gossipslut.ru he never will)
DeleteHey, speaking of ill-advised nude-selfie-taking, has anyone seen lesbianeatwhat lately??
ReplyDeletenow that you mention it no
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ReplyDeleteanyhow in her honor:
ReplyDeletewww.shesahomewrecker.com
Anyone catch the open letter to the NY times written by Dylan Farrow - she's come forward - she's had enough - I'm very glad that she too called out (some of my fav actors) people who continue to work & praise the Troll of Trolls....
ReplyDeletehttp://kristof.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/02/01/an-open-letter-from-dylan-farrow/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0
*cough, cough, defenders of WA.......
I support her. I believe her. I never understood Keatons support of him either. Shes a mother. She should know better. Anyway all power to you Dylan, and i havent had fav woody allen movie since thf whole story broke years ago.
DeleteI read that, @Kimba - fairly simply stated and factual; all the more compelling for that.
ReplyDeleteLena Dunham
ReplyDeleteIt's January Jones. The last line of the blind is the obvious clue: Enty's been referencing her personal pap all this week.
ReplyDeleteToo bad that she seems to substitute sex for intimacy.
Charlie Daniels " ...( running around)...like their heads were on fire and their asses were catchin..." :-D
ReplyDeleteLena Dunham was photographed by Terry Richardson not that long ago but I'm thinking of January Jones. all the comments about her "personal pap."
ReplyDeleteAre you ready for some football?
ReplyDeleteGooooooooooooo, Seahawks!
No love for aquaticbirds in the Yukatan. All the southerners are "Peyton" this and "Peyton" that. Did you know if Peyton Manning were to lay his hands on you, he could heal your leprosy? True fact!
@Guido - I am in Washington state but I am going for the Broncos. I love me some Peyton Manning.
DeleteAnd after being here for 15 years and not giving a shit about the Seachickens (go Packers!) it would feel like bandwagonning to start now.
I'm having a Superbowl food, does that count? Pizza , non alcoholic beer, chips and dip and an orange for vitameatavegamins ...O:-)
ReplyDeleteBTW digiorno's meatball pizza is pretty awful. Gourmet olives,artichoke hearts, fresh onion and mushrooms with garlic and pepper flakes couldn't save it...the sweet sauce combined with the meat texture kept sinking it, if it hadn't been on sale...smh :-\
ReplyDeleteI will be drinking wine with my book club buddies, but I feel somewhat obligated to go for Denver, they of the mountains and all the weed. It's practically Canada!
ReplyDeleteLucas its never to late to join the Borg that is the 12th man (chicks welcome).
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ReplyDeleteTTM I thought we were besties! Me lurve u long time! And if its weed and mountains.... we have the Olympic mountain ranxe to the west of Seattle and the Cascade montain range to the east. Denver has one itsy bitsy mountain range and zero volcanoes.
ReplyDeleteTTM we've got everything you need here in Seattle. And nobody s pizza comes closse to my homemade perfection.
Met some lovely ladies on Thursday from Georgia. (One was scheduled for implants the next day because_ her words_ a Cancun boob job sounds classier than a Tiajuna boob job.)
They ere Peyton this and Peyton that. But we did win them over.
She's promised to showus the After look at game time.
You know, I did live in Vancouver for awhile, and Seattle is practically the same thing. ..plus Singles! Pearl Jam! I also had some of the best nights in Spokane, WA, RIP Swakhammers.
DeleteYou make a compelling case, Queen Anne, perhaps you should post a picture of your pizza...
Go hawks!
ReplyDeleteI am making my own pizza w. Lemon olive oil and pepperoni. Mozzarella and brie. And light fire marina sauce. Quickest delivery is your own oven...
ReplyDeleteI also have the over.under @76_80 for 23-1odds. Hope lots of scoring.
DeleteSugarbread maker, I'm not trying to be an ass, this is an honest question, Is there lemon olive oil? It sounds interesting …..
DeleteYes. Lemon infused ooil. I also have blood orange ooil that's the bomb. You can get coffee rosemary. I always get mine at home goods but whole foods would have it. Coat the pizza dough w. Oil and then sauce . It is the best
DeleteTry dialfredo.com 15 kinds of flavored oil okay.
DeleteSoundgarden. Black Hole Sun. Best Seattle jam ever. (Smoke em if you got em.)
ReplyDeleteThat's not even the best Soundgarden jam ever, much less the best Seattle jam ever. Disappointed in you, man.
DeleteTo celebrate the collision of super bowl weekend and gay weekend my metro pal bought face mask goo. Apparently we need to exfoliate before game time.
ReplyDeleteGay weekend seems pretty tame. Sa a group of a dozen or so shirtless and perfectly quaffed dudes this am who looked like the were going to burst in to songs from West Side Story.
For a Seattle ite a Mexican gay gang Georgia boob job and Seahawks victory is like hitting the Trifecta of Alternate Reality!
It's gay pride weekend too?? Best.weekend.to.be.in.seattle.ever! Hey, Jinkx Monsoon is from Seattle, too, isn't she??
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ReplyDeletePoolside in Cancun on vaycay with Boston pal from college. All kinds of fun. Topless beach fun.
ReplyDeleteLemme get this straight: you are poolside. In Cancun. Reading CDaN. I knew there was a reason I lubbed you, Queen Anne!
DeleteSugarbread that sounds delicious.
ReplyDeleteTTM we've been playing the game: Naturale or Implante!
Boston likes implante for aesthetic reasons and I think naturale is how God made em. You can make drinking game of it if you head to a bar for the game.
Its 8 am. Too early to start drinking gotta pace myself for game day.
ReplyDeleteI admire your restraint; free booze and natuarales everywhere, definitely gotta keep things maintainable
ReplyDeleteEmma Roberts-American Horror Story. She was hanging out with that photographer last week...Terry Richardson
ReplyDeleteI like Ashley benson. She got back w. Bieber's bff so she must have laid down some ground rules 1st. Ryan good.
ReplyDeleteIf they have an open relationship, more power to them. Is the boyfriend even famous? If he's not famous, he may not care what she does as long as he if photographed with her, etc..
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