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This A+list mostly movie actor is married and is an Academy Award winner/nominee. His former model wife says that he never wants to have sex with her and he is more interested in smoking pot and looking at himself in the mirror than actually spending time with her. She says she is more of an accessory for him now that he is forced to bring with him.
Rust Cohle.
ReplyDeleteIm obsessed with TD.
DeleteThanks boys! I'm hooked now too. I think this show might just cure the depression I've had since Jesse Pinkman left my life...
DeleteTexas TRex?
ReplyDeleteGlitter got it--Matthew
ReplyDeleteHoping this ain't Damon & Luciana
ReplyDeleteOh Matt Daaaaamon (America, fuck yeah!)
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DeleteWell, she's an accessory who's picking out her Oscar gown right now. Lots of women would be happy to trade places with her.
ReplyDeleteNice one Glitter
ReplyDeleteExcept I kind of always pictured him that way...lol.
Matthew mccaughnehey
ReplyDeleteOops glitter got it. I didn't know who Texas T. Rex was!
ReplyDeleteActually Count got it frist!
DeleteLove True Detectives!
McConaughey........"Alriiight, Alriiight, Alriiight"
ReplyDeleteWhat's a Texas TRex?
ReplyDeleteDavid Wooderson loves them red heads.
ReplyDeleteOr Mark Wahlberg (married to a former model).
ReplyDeleteNot my Matty Mac!!! I hope it is Walberg. :-(
ReplyDeleteThe greatest thing I'v seen on HBO in a long time was in last night's episode. Mmmmmmmmm. SFW
ReplyDeleteGOT is fun to have titties all over the place. TD, yer on the edge of your seat, trying to pay attention to all the dialogue and the clues/red herrings dropped through out the show, that the sex scenes are so greatly anticipated, they are actually a turn on. That Marty only bones top shelf stuff.
YUP!
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DeleteNice one Count. Sorry I didn't get the reference, TD is next on my list
ReplyDeleteFor someone that isn't interested in having sex, they sure have a lot of children!
ReplyDeleteI imagine losing a significant amount of weight, coupled with what appears to be one project after another, after another, and the Oscar/film press on top of that would all combine for a major boner killer. But mostly the part where he starved himself to skin and bones for Dallas Buyers Club.
ReplyDeleteI can believe Alves said it, but I don't quite think it was in the bitchy, sourpuss way it reads here, out of context.
Jus' Keep Livin'! Alright, alright, alright!
he's on marijuana
ReplyDeleteHow were they able o do 3 kids together if they never sex?
ReplyDeleteSo she's married to an A+ list movie star, not getting overly bothered by hubby demanding sex, and is living the life! Why on earth is she complaining? And yeah, I though Texas T Rex for this right away. But Matt Damon is a good guess too.
ReplyDeleteIt is nice to hear of someone just getting high themselves and not borderline raping women after they have been given mind altering substances.
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there, Count.
Delete@Basil. Maybe girl actually wants that d, yo! Not trying to be controversial, I'm seriously curious: if this is Matt M, is Enty trying to insinuate some sort of manorexia thing going on? Maybe that's the bigger story he will be trying to get at. Hope not.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he's manorexic. I think he's just fascinated by himself, and he wouldn't be the first actor to suffer from that syndrome.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, he is a member of the Handsome Men's Club.
Does he bogart Woody when they are filming together?
ReplyDeleteAgree w/ Nutty. Narcissism not Manorexia. I don't think he sees this (SFW) in the mirror.
ReplyDeleteHe has a great shot at an Oscar, then an Emmy when TD is eligible.
Bwahaha...Matt either smoked too much kush or has the most amazing case of body dysmorphia I've ever seen!
DeleteHCM was goooood!
ReplyDeleteWas Damon's wife ever a model?
Yeah. Now I have this mental image of Matt playing his bongos, naked and surrounded by full length mirrors with a fat blunt hanging out of his mouth. That all makes sense now. He should call up Bret Michaels and jam sometime ;)
ReplyDeleteDef MM. He's probably stressed over the awards hoopla.
ReplyDeleteHarold Ramis has died. I know I'm kind of spamming this but I love him. He was a comic genius.
ReplyDeletePoor bastard. Ramis was great in the 80s.
ReplyDeleteMatthew definitely! I've seen him high and playing the bongos! I give him a pass. I think he's earned a rest.
ReplyDeletePattern behavior, eh? Hehe
DeleteYeah. He's fun though.
DeleteClearly. I expect you to share more at some point;)
DeleteSharing is caring! And you're a writer! No excuse!
Matthew McConnaHAY!!!!
ReplyDeletetotally see this being Matthew M.
ReplyDeleteSmoking pot, looking in the mirror while playing bongos!
If it's Matt…..she worked hard enough to get him to marry her so she should be delighted.
ReplyDeleteTRex was on Inside the Actor's Studio the other night and Camilla was in the audience. When asked if he was as romantic at home as he is on screen, she said something to the effect, "Who is that man? Why can't you be like that at home?!" She said he is not romantic at all.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have him smoking pot then running around on me.
i thik this just a super exagerration from his inside the actors studio
ReplyDeleteshe was asked abt him , is he like the characters he plays and she said basically NO. that he is not romantic.
2012 Rust Cohle would never be able to get away with that the way 1995 Rust Cohle did.
ReplyDeleteSeason two of TD will need more Alexandra Daddario. I guess I'm just a sucker for her big blue eyes.
Are those real or fake? I'm on the fence about them.
DeleteRichard Gere/Cindy Crawford.
ReplyDeleteYes, them and billy Joel didn't want to sleep with their model wives. Im going with Orlando bloom
DeleteOr Mr. Alright, alright, alright...
ReplyDeleteStallone
ReplyDeleteJBE: Season 2 is going to be a completely unrelated cast of characters and crime.
ReplyDeleteDaddario gifs (NSFW)
I saw a screen cap of a tweet she posted. Someone said Obama requested screeners of TD and GOT, so she tweeted "The President has seen my boobs" lol.
matt damon's wife was never a model
ReplyDeleteYou're right Naomi. This is def Matt M- Enty pretty much just confirmed that too by putting him in the pictures just now
ReplyDeleteBulked Matt, skinny Matt, stoned Matt, deodorant free Matt, old Matt, young Matt, Rust Matt, etc. Is ALWAYS the just right Matt.
ReplyDeleteI really hope it's not McConaughey. His wife looks like she is extremely well liked by everyone.
ReplyDelete@Becca: I think real. If they are fake, her surgeon is a master crafts man.
ReplyDeleteSurgeons are just getting better and better. Just ask Emily Ratajkowski. LOL. I'll check out TD tonight because now I'm curious
ReplyDeleteBTW, this has totally made me miss Nip/Tuck...well, S1-4 at least...
ReplyDeleteIt is only 8 episodes, LadyH. 2 more weeks and it is over.
ReplyDeleteI'm on e3 already. My vote is for real. Dayum girl!!!!
ReplyDeleteI've had blue balls all day staring at gifs of her tits and Marty's wife's ass.
ReplyDeleteI won't spoil anything, but the line of the series so far is "All the dick swagger you roll, and you can't spot crazy pussy?" That would be a great tattoo on the bush region of a hot chick.
@Count- "You are like the Michael Jordan of being a son of a bitch!" Love this show! I gotta use that line on my friend. He decided it was a good idea to date a crazy undergrad & then tried to cut it off cuz she was nuts. You can never turn your back on that brand of crazy...
DeleteLove the show and the skirt lift bend over last night.... just perfect!
ReplyDeleteI watched TD Ep 6 today and wondered how it was for MattM's wife living with Rust Cohle. Then I thought to myself she married an actor so she should've known what she was getting into.
ReplyDeleteGreat show. Great acting by Matt and Woody.
Aoife: Naked shrooms and bongos. She married Rust Cohle. Matt M functions on a different plane.
ReplyDelete@LadyH: Now that you are up to speed, check out some websites and articles trying to decipher all the Easter eggs hidden around the show.
So is Matts hair a wig or implants? I remember when he went on Letterman a long time ago & tried to plug some hair thing & Letterhead interrupted & changed the subject, wouldn't let him plug his hair job.
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ReplyDeleteOkay. . I read wrong thought the wife was a ex-wife. Yes 100% Matthew
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