I don't care if this blind is true--probably is--but I'm tired of hearing about how much sex Simon Cowell has. If he was having as much sex as Enty says, he'd need to have a woman on his lap (in a constant up and down motion) 24/7, even while he's working or sitting in his judge's seat. "Your performance was great, from what I could see around this trick's breasts in my face."
Well lets see when he isnt buying his whores, women throw themselves at his feet because he has money and they wanna entrap him by having bebehs. Nothing to do with his looks because he doesn't have any.
Oh Simon!!!
ReplyDeleteEric's daddy!
ReplyDelete:) Simon obviously. Lauren knows what she is doing
ReplyDeleteJust the one? Becoming a dad must have worn him out.
ReplyDeleteYes, Simon. And the birth of his child as the situation.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the baby mother is well award what she's got herself into. Pics were on the cute side though (sucker for a new born baby photo).
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ReplyDeleteLike everyone doesn't know what a dog Simon is...a rich dog, but still a dog
ReplyDeleteSimon. You dog.
ReplyDeleteEasy, prays, lemon, squeeze!!
ReplyDeletethe baby mama knew what she was doing getting preggers...she was after the pay...but now she will have to deal with the dog for life
ReplyDeleteat least the money train arrived at the station in one piece
ReplyDeleteHe looked so smug in those photos taken as he was re-entering the hospital after his "rest"
ReplyDelete@step but look at the cuuute baby with the little ears. Erase the daddy's smug arse face and think of that.
DeleteIt's his "push" gift to self.
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DeleteHah, Kimba! Very nice. Everybody loves those Cowell furry chi chis! And $$$$$$$$$.
DeleteI don't care if this blind is true--probably is--but I'm tired of hearing about how much sex Simon Cowell has. If he was having as much sex as Enty says, he'd need to have a woman on his lap (in a constant up and down motion) 24/7, even while he's working or sitting in his judge's seat. "Your performance was great, from what I could see around this trick's breasts in my face."
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Still, I'm willing to bet he does get that much sex. Frankly, none of the ladies seems to mind so who am I to judge?
DeleteAnd by frankly I mean "weirdly" because I'd mind very much indeed.
DeleteWhich is why I'm not in his harem. ;obviously that's the only reason... :)
he is what he is.
ReplyDeleteDon't be mad Enty...you too can have as much sex as Simon - once you make it!!!! Lol!!! Keep dreaming Enty! #hatersgonnahate
ReplyDeleteWell lets see when he isnt buying his whores, women throw themselves at his feet because he has money and they wanna entrap him by having bebehs. Nothing to do with his looks because he doesn't have any.
ReplyDeleteShe took a page out of the gold diggers guide book and had a kid. I am surprised it took so long to happen honestly. Should have gotten snipped.
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ReplyDeleteClassy.
Easy peasy simon whatshisface
ReplyDeleteI agree that it is Simon. I notice he was not with Lauren on Valentine's Day and he had to be called to Lauren's hospital.
ReplyDeleteSimon officially reproduced and celebrated by hitting up one of his many mistresses. People, I. Am. SHOCKED!1!
ReplyDeleteEven I knew this was Simon.
ReplyDeleteHe is not married or engaged so entitled to his booty calls.
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