Blind Item #7
This B- list mostly television actress now who used to be B list in the movies before she started aging picked up a guy at a bar last week and brought him back to her place. She used a different name and was wearing a wig so when the guy woke up in the morning and saw all the posters of our actress she has plastered all over the guest room the guy thought he had sex with an obsessed fan of the actress. He says she has posters and photos of herself everywhere. Almost every inch of the room.
Another wig! Was it Goop last time?
ReplyDeleteCreepiness of this whole thing aside, why did she take him back to the guest room and not her bedroom?
ReplyDeleteYeah it was Goop in the reveal.
ReplyDeleteCybill Shepherd :)))
ReplyDeleteI would SOOOOO have posters of myself everywhere if I were an actress. Every magazine cover...movie stills...private Annie leibovitz photos...
ReplyDeleteI would never get enough of myself. I could never...get...OVER...myself.
I soooooo would not. Ultra doubleplus tacky.
DeleteIf loving ME is wrong, I don't wanna b right.
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@liddy...
Maybe she didn't wanna stain the silk sheets in her own bed with cum and sweat @Violet :)
ReplyDeleteSandy, down a notch! Dang!
DeleteOne would hope, own bed or guest room bed, the sheets would be boil washed afterwards in any case.
DeleteWhoops, sorry, being bossy again! Have at 'er!
DeleteYeah, chicks get to be a different sort of creepy than guys. If I was rich, the creepiest thing you would find in my bedroom is this bed, complete with under bed cage.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the clicky, Count. Nice departure from Pottery Barn.
DeleteThat's actually hot. I'm not into BDSM but the bed gives me a few ideas....
DeleteAs a bare minimum, everyone likes restraints don't they, @ Alabama!
DeleteI heard a rumor @Kristin owns one of those beds @Count
ReplyDeleteI can hear you, Sandybrook.
DeleteMaybe she didn't want to wake up next to a guy with sour breath and a sweaty head from the wig, not to mention he might misunderstand the tip'd on the nightstand.
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J/k @TTM
ReplyDeleteSharon Stone is now starring in her own cable show
ReplyDeleteWell if it was Sharon , the beaver shot scene would be appropriate for a Pick up dix playroom...O:-)
ReplyDeleteThis whole exchange was pretty hilarious, including TTM stepping on then off of Sandy. Thank God for Wifi on airplanes, CDAN weekend reveals and the cast of characters here (meant as the greatest of compliments!)
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like Paris Hilton and her walls of nothing but Paris, but she ain't no actress no matter what her resume says.
ReplyDeleteHave a safe trip Candy land. Remember, No badge or uniform, No strip search!
ReplyDeleteAt Customs Declare: that you've never seen an airport so clean...
At baggage claim: offer to help others grab their luggage and keep grabbing the wrong ones
Cab stand: Offer to share a cab going the opposite of your way then ask to be dropped off first...
America abroad ;-) the bully years...:-D
Count: the only thing I find weird about that bed is that it comes in a variety of colors. I mean, yellow?? That's not a good choice for a dungeon bed.
ReplyDelete@Kerry: Probably just a powder coat color they have on hand. Of course some people may enjoy a neon dungeon.
ReplyDeleteI really wish they had a pic of one with the underbed cage.
Goddamn Betty White. What a fucking garbage slut.
ReplyDeleteNo problem, Meaux.
ReplyDeleteI think I would rather have that bed made from oak instead of steel. Then it could pass for arts & crafts furniture. How baller would it be to have an L&JG Stickley bondage bed?
Jessica Lange? But, hotdam if she isn't A somehow ... Love her. Hmmm,.. Who else.... Sharon Stone also was A at some (Casino) point....Teri Hatcher? I think my problem is that TV is often crap, so I TiVo a few and Netflix the rest. (current Netflix faves: Orange when it comes back, Sons when there are more episodes, Killing when new season is out and.... HELL ON WHEELS. Hoa if Anson Mount didn't age like a fine wine. I am telling you, he and Common are a GREAT team. Also- Banshee and Justifed. And Blacklist. With Mindy as my guilty pleasure. Okay, I am done.
ReplyDeleteWhy do people look down on others for celebrating their own creativity? If you have talent and what to showcase it, do it! Live your talent, be your talent, show your talent! YOU ARE YOUR OWN PERSONAL CREATIVE OUTLET! #judgmentalassholes
ReplyDeleteMy sister went to a party at Alyssa Milano's house a couple years ago and said that the house was covered in photos and paintings of Alyssa. But I can't recall her ever being in a movie. So there you go.
ReplyDeleteShe was in a Poison Ivy 2, I think!
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ReplyDeleteI'm not into the bondage, but that bed is fricken awesome!
I think it would be hot to hang your implements from the restraint hooks along the top. Various floggers, paddles, crops, and whips all dangling there within easy reach.
ReplyDeleteIt is Sibyl Shepard. I balled her and had the same experience. It was worth the weirdness, though: she was a three input woman and swallowed and let me defile her in any way I liked. I left her oozing penis snot from every orifice. She is one hot slut. I dug it.
ReplyDeleteIt is Sibyl Shepard. I balled her and had the same experience. It was worth the weirdness, though: she was a three input woman and swallowed and let me defile her in any way I liked. I left her oozing penis snot from every orifice. She is one hot slut. I dug it.
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