Saturday, February 01, 2014

Blind Item #6

This actor used to be A list. Mostly television. That seems not that long ago, but it is approaching five years without a steady gig. He still has the looks and the name but has got into trouble in the past with women who are not his wife. According to a hooker, she gets calls from the actor several times each week to meet him at a certain spot and she takes care of him in the car. He calls almost everyday but usually only makes it to the spot a couple of times each week and pays her for the times he didn't show up too. He pays enough to her where all she does is wait for his call.

18 comments:

  1. Matthew Fox has been in a few things but nothing steady since Lost.

    OH NO I'M A KARDASHIAN! HELP ME YEEZY!

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    1. god helps those who help themselves

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  2. LOL @ timebob.

    Isn't Matthew Fox the one who smacks his ladies around? Douche.

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  3. What about Josh Duhamel. He's been in some movies, but never really seemed to take off.

    He's beautiful though, I would do him for free.

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  4. Anonymous12:21 PM

    Why is Matthew Fox self-destructing?

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  5. Anonymous12:23 PM

    Times are though gotta appreciate a steady gig. Like the duhmel guess

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  6. I was thinking Kiefer

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  7. Stamos! Insert Greek yogurt joke here.

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  8. The fat guy who Played the husband on Roseanne

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    1. @Massive G - Just wondering, would you call Pimp C (you know, that guy in your avi) fat? Because I would for sure consider him a man of size.

      Also, it says a lot that you choose to identify with someone too stupid not to OD on sizzurp.

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    2. Tsk tsk Lucas. You know as well as I do that Massive G doesn't get into that - Celine is more her speed.

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  9. Matthew Fox and his hooker go park out next to the airport runway. Before she is allowed to do anything, Matthew insists on recreating the last scene of Lost's Season 3 by applying a fake beard, and yelling "WE HAVE TO HAVE SEX!" several times in an increasingly desperate voice.

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