At a store in NYC, this was heard as two brawny guys bullied people out of the way.
"Everyone needs to clear this aisle. Move out of the aisle now. There is a celebrity coming and they will need their space. Please do not talk to or look at the celebrity. They will be here just a short time and then you can get back to shipping in this aisle. You will just have to wait."
Who shows up? This B list celebrity who is supposedly the host of some show on cable but is known for being contracted to this A+ list mostly movie actor. No one recognized her and everyone was laughing as she pretended to be shopping while paps took photos.
Stacy Keibler
ReplyDeleteStacy Keibler. I'd hit it and hit it hard.
ReplyDeleteKeibler?
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ReplyDeleteStacie Kiebler?
ReplyDeleteKiebler is going to crash hard if she don't lock down a rich moron.
ReplyDeleteStep it up Enty!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's been a who's-who of I don't give a fuck so far today. I'm regretting waking up for this shit but now I'm up so I'm going to do some real work for a bit but do us all right by the time I get back.
Waking up just now, where are you from LadyH?
DeleteCali. I got to sleep in til 7:30 today which is awesome! But I pretty much have been working non-stop because I am defending my dissertation proposal in a couple weeks. That is why I'm fucking around on CDAN, procrastinating & trying not to freak the hell out. Thanks for the funsies
Delete@LadyH, ugh, so stressful. What's your dissertation on?
DeleteIt amuses me that they call it "defending". Like you walk into this room and a giant white light is pointed at your eyes while faceless professors ask you cryptic questions. Who is Laura Palmer? Why do you think puppies are cute? Did you take a Xanax today? You can't handle the truth! It's almost like setting you up for panic. (Don't worry, you'll be fine and there will be no white lights in your eyes. :b)
Oh bloody hell, get over yourself!!
ReplyDeleteThis is from Lainey Gossip, i want to see who you guys think it is since you cant guess on that site (no fun!):
ReplyDeleteOld Grudges:
Remember his big snub?
Turns out it had something to do with his perfect wife. You wouldn't think anyone could hold anything against her -- the ideal mother, the supportive spouse -- but this goes back years, when she was a candidate for a set-up. A very powerful man set her up with a single man who needed a girlfriend. A professional meeting turned into him knowing everything about her -- too much about her -- and a very strange gift: wildlife. She ran the f-ck away and didn't look back, offending the major Hollywood player who tried to broker the romance. He was so disappointed in her that he put out the word -- he won't work with her anymore. And eventually, when it came for her now-husband to rise to acclaim, and against his own project no less, he called in every contact he could to make sure that the husband's name wasn't included, though in the end, even he couldn't control the outcome.
Interesting blind @A. Hmmm
DeleteHarvey weinstein. Jennifer Garner, Argo, Ben, maybe Tom Cruise. She Was Rumored To Have Been "Auditioned" Same Time As Katie. Tommy Is Known For Over The Top Gestures.
DeleteBen and Jennifer won in the end though.
@sugarbread maker - My thoughts exactly! Ben was denied a Best Director nomination, but certainly did triumph with the Best Picture producing win. Good for him! He's such a talented director.
DeleteJennifer Garner/I'm fucking Ben Affleck/Harvey Weinstein
DeleteI'm going to guess the fourth: Brett Ratner and his "wildlife." Homeboy is skeezy personified. Maybe wildlife refers to the bowls of shrimp he allegedly faps with?
Thanks @A :)
DeleteNow I can't tell whether Lazy Enty will copy & paste blinds from Brandi Glanville, Lainey, or our comments. Get it together, Enty!
DeleteSo... we should expect to see this "revealed" via the photos today, yes?
ReplyDeleteYou couldn't afford her Rob. It would cut into your donut budget.
ReplyDeleteEwwwww - who would hit it back Rob? Gross!!!! You are gross!
ReplyDeleteI hate it when I have to stop shipping for a celeb. UPS waits for no one. :/
ReplyDeleteNOW thats a freaking blind!
ReplyDeleteso she acted too
wife mother
whose "NOW" husband name is rising
I DON'T EAT DONUTS ANYMORE, KOURT!!!
ReplyDeleteJust this morning, before my important business meeting, I had nutritious plate of grapefruit accompanied by a tomato omelet, all before going on a five mile run. So there, stupid.
Affleck and Garner?
ReplyDeleteYep. Should be marked easy easy
DeleteTrue, but I love how @A just sashayed in here with an "I'm bored to tears with Enty today, lets try something new" and put BD Cooper to shame with that hijack.
DeleteYes yes...DB.
DeleteI find myself more interested in A. Irisari's blind....the devoted spouse/mom sounds like, maybe, Jennifer Garner, but I don't know how the other info fits.
ReplyDeleteI've seen how you eat grapefruit and how you make omlets. Is there any sugar or cheese left in the house?
ReplyDeleteDon't call me stupid,piglet. You make Khloe look thin.
Kunt
Delete#whogetscalledtheslowone
Great minds, BeautifulStranger : )
ReplyDeleteAnd you make Khloe look smart.
ReplyDeleteDikk.
Delete#whomakesafortuneonsocks
Rob, you did not go for a run this morning. Mom's PI saw you driving through McDonalds! And stop ditching sunrise surf with Bruce and Brody. You know that's a condition of being in the wedding! You're not going to get away with wearing a hoodie like you did at my engagement!!
ReplyDeleteI thought Jennifer Garner, but she starred in Butter in 2011, which was executive produced by Weinstein.
ReplyDeleteOh go exercise your face muscles, Kim. You'll need them to fake smile during your wedding with Yeezus.
ReplyDeleteOh, Rob. I don't need to fake anything with Ye. But Adrienne told about all of the faking she used to have to do with you after you two broke up. Why do you think she never gave you a second chance?
DeleteAdrienne never had any complaints in the lovin' department, Kim. She didn't just lay there like a cold, dead fish either. I cheated on her, I am ashamed to admit it but everyone knows. That is why she never gave me a second chance. NOT because she wasn't happy in the bedroom. In fact, we had some ex-sex a few times because she kept wanting more Rob.
DeleteAnd can you stop pretending that you actually take care of igNORI? You know your army of nannies does everything for you and you just hold her when she is quiet and happy.
Ew, Rob! I just threw up in my mouth a little with your descriptions of "your loving" and your flashbacks to Paris Hilton's cold dead fish sex tape.
DeleteAnd you know that I'm always with Nori! She's napping right now
I don't know why you are including him. He's the reason you had to rent a bigger venue with Xtra large seats.
ReplyDeleteYou're so right, Kourt! I should just replace him with Brody. The pictures will turn out so much better if they don't have to use a wide lens. And don't get pregnant again before the wedding!!
DeleteI'll be there! Unless it conflicts with a club appearance, of course
DeleteWhen is the wedding again? Oh, yeah. Never.
DeleteWhy do people allow bodyguards and celebrities to get away with this shit?
ReplyDeleteHola Lady H: Does your dissertation deal with quantum mechanics? If so, I'll just smile and nod, and pretend that I understand. I can maintain steady eye contact, however.
ReplyDelete@Lady H
ReplyDeleteDon't know you, but good luck...Sometimes the brain just needs a rest...
I got to shop in a store closed for a celebrity once. We had a blast!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't get out of the aisle. What can they do? Touch you and they can be sued for some big bux!
ReplyDeleteI like A's blind and Sugarbread's answer. What sort of "wildlife" did Tommie give her? A puppy or a bird of prey (have NO idea why that comes to mind). Now there's the interesting part!
EAT A SOCK ROB #ARGYLE
ReplyDeleteJennifer Garner and Harvey Weinstein appear to be friendly, given pictures of them through a google image search. This does sound like her, so I wonder who it could be besides him.
ReplyDeleteHe would only eat a sock if it had frosting and sprinkles.
ReplyDeleteKourt you are so slow that when you have a brainstorm it's just a drizzle. In a battle of wits, you come unarmed.
ReplyDeleteGet that from your 5th grade 'insult' book,tubby?
ReplyDeleteShut up, stupid. Can you even read a book, moron?
ReplyDeleteROB'S SUNRISE SURFING IS MOTORBOATING FRITOS #BREAKFASTOFTAMPIONS
ReplyDelete#WHATISATAMPION?
ReplyDelete#ITSASPANISHTAMPONFATTY
Delete#LIKEYOUSPEAKSPANISH
Delete#ELSTUPIDO
#manguntnobueno
DeleteNO GOOGLE ON LEAPPAD?!!!! #BUTTPLUG4AGUN
ReplyDeleteStacy is a B list. Oh please. If you ask me, she's a C list. She only hit B for a short period of time when she dated George.
ReplyDeleteBitch
ReplyDelete#whogetscalledsasquatch
#mymilkshakebringsyourmantotheyard
ReplyDelete#thelordlovesmypeterpan
ReplyDeleteShut up.
ReplyDeleteJust stop.
#atleastwearebothstilltogether
go cruise for more strange, you walking weave
Kourt! Khlo needs our support right now. She's going through a very tough time, and more importantly, she's looking great these days! Keep up the good work in the gym, Kokes!
ReplyDeleteShe needs to stay away from my man Kim.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is you better keep Kay on a short leash when she's around.
Don't worry, Kourt! I keep my man satisfied. That, and he thinks Khlo is fugly (sorry Khloe)
ReplyDeleteMARRIAGE ISN'T A LEASH OR A LEASE #GOTIT #HITIT #UWANTIT
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Thanks Kimmy! I don't hate your feet because they're fat, they're fat because...ya know.
ReplyDeleteKourt-Sleep with one eye open Slowan
Camilla Alves
ReplyDeleteStacey Keibler Elf & her new shopping game show on whoknowswhatthefuck channel. But, the bitch has the best damn legs I've ever seen. They are about as long as my whole body. Jealous.
ReplyDeleteBeing a born and bred New Yorker (NYC) I'm surprised anyone moved. I'm pretty sure they stayed where they were and laughed their asses off at this idiot. Celebs live in NYC because we really give less than a fuck who you are. Live and let live is our motto.
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