I don't care who you are (A+ list singer/celebrity) it must be tough to sit in the same room at a party as your significant other and his mistress when you know that if you leave before your guy they will hook up and that she is there in case you do leave early.
Bey
ReplyDeleteUm, why wouldn't you just leave and go find someone who's not an ass??? Why you still hanging on to that crap?
ReplyDeleteI know it's supposed to be Beyoncé but I don't think she really cares
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with people? I've been monogamous for over 22 years and even though I'm separated I'm not sleeping with anybody, let alone some floozy!
ReplyDeleteBruce, honey, you're turning into someone else's floozy the way you're headin'
ReplyDeleteIf this is Beyonce then she couldn't care less what Zed J does with his dick so long as it doesn't embarass the brand.
ReplyDeleteI would like to take this opportunity to apologise for misspelling "embarrrass".
Deletesounds like beyonce... but once again, all the rumors get tangled. is he gay? is she into women? do they have an open marriage? was this marriage a business arrangement?
ReplyDeletethis guy sucks and she should leave him and expose him.
By then some other Ho gets her #1 songs.. bey don't think so. Less work for bey if he has a mistress. She has her hot french backup dancer guy. It's all about keeping hos in their place...#169 on the charts tyvm...
DeleteAlicia Keyes?
ReplyDeleteBeyonce is such a basic bitch. That's why I always bring my bestie Brittny Gastineau around Jay Z. We all know what happens when Beyonce leaves!
ReplyDeleteHahaha Kris, what are you talking about? I'm the same old Bruce.
ReplyDeleteBey.. too many years together. yawn. Yawn. guess she is doing same as me bla bla Jz yawnn :)
ReplyDeleteKris is such an heartless wench. Don't let her get you down, Brucey.
ReplyDeleteWho is this impostor? Bruce and my girls know who Mama is.
ReplyDeleteBey has her alimony and child support locked in with the prenup. She take a page out of Heidi's book and hire some sexy bodyguards to take care of her when Jay wanders.
You know what they say about imitation Moms! People do it to you all the time!
DeleteYou're too slow honey - try and keep up ... with the Kardashians ...
DeleteThanks for the support Scott. I know I've had some cosmetic surgery that may not have been great, but you know what? I'm happy with Bruce and that is what matters.
ReplyDeleteHey Khloe will you get on that instagram thing and see if anyone is imitating me? What if I had an imposter? HAHAHA that would be something.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce has made her own bed. If she sleeps in it alone but surrounded by money and knowing she has made a bunch of poor choices, so be it.
ReplyDeleteI love it when Scott covers me in money & Instagrams it!
Delete#dolladollabillyall
I don't call you Khlo-money for nothing. Kourtney gets pissed when I try to do it with Penelope.
DeleteSco-$, that's because of that time you lost her in the 20s and we couldn't find her for an hour.
Deleteagree with you all it's all business….nothing more.
ReplyDeleteYou're just lucky he had enough bills Khloe.
ReplyDeleteWe talked about this..
Hahh
DeleteKourt don't be a snatch just because you're only 4 feet tall.
DeleteGuys, let's not fight. We don't want it to get like last time when I called Khloe and evil ugly little troll
DeleteIf this is Bey and Jay-Z, who is the mistress? Rita WHOR-AH? Or Ri-Ri?
ReplyDeleteI always got the vibe from Bey that she puts up with nothing she doesn't want to put up with. If he was truly cheating, the woman would find herself working as a maid in some Bahamian resort.
ReplyDeleteThat said, Jay-Z looks like a troll. I mean, that man is fugly. It really must be a power couple deal.
Ditto wide load.
ReplyDeleteQuit trying to get naked with my man.
I would never do that to Ye! I mean you!
DeleteAgreed @Seven. Bey doesn't fuck around!
ReplyDeleteGIRLS! Let's all get along. We're a family.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why but I've long had the impression that Jay-Z and Bey have an "understanding," whether it's flat-out an open relationship or merely understood. The vibe they send off is that marriage was a business/marketing decision, not something borne of an emotional attachment.
ReplyDeleteMust be crappy feeling is right. :(
ReplyDeleteIf this was the SuperBowl BeyBey should have done a lap dance on David Beckham's lap in full view of Jay-Sleaze.
ReplyDeleteMimi and Nick Cannon
ReplyDeleteBeyoncé is the perfect wife.
ReplyDeleteYou guys aren't even a little bit funny.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they have an agreement??
ReplyDeletesignificant other sounds like they arent married. wouldnt it be spouse?
ReplyDeleteEh, I guess this is supposed to be Bey & Jzus. I didn't think they gave a rip either way.
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