This A list celebrity who used to be a singer and has A+ list name recognition looks amazing these days but says that her unemployed boyfriend smokes so much pot that he would rather smoke than have sex with her and they only have sex about once a month.
Jess.
ReplyDeleteYou got it. I was betting that was VIP up there.
ReplyDeleteThis wont end well because she likes her action
ReplyDeleteHull up sexy more Hoffman dead we needle in arm? Deets pls entry
ReplyDeletePhyllis Seymour Hoffman damn auto correct
ReplyDelete..what?
DeleteI've only seen the needle in the arm confirmed on ROL which is less than credible. He was almost definitely found with heroin, tho
DeleteNothing about the drug death of Philip Seymour Hoffman? RIP, Philip.
ReplyDeleteat the end of my relationship w my ex I did this.
ReplyDeletehe obv doesnt want to be with her anymore but for whatever reason wont break up with her (bearding?). he's just drowning himself in pot as an escape and giving it to her once a month to keep up some semblance of appearances
RIP PSH!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
ReplyDeleteWhattaya expect, J-Simp. He hooked up w/ Daisy Duke, and now he has Delta Burke. He is a former athlete, used to top flight trim. Hook up w/ a regular dude and he'll fuck away the pounds that Weight Watchers couldn't help ya with.
ReplyDeleteShoot me an email, and I'll help you out. Leave the kids with him for a while and come to Jersey. With my program you'll have 10lbs less jiggle in 10 days or your money back. I need a $200 advance though, so I can pick up some meth.
Sex burns calories, meth helps the metabolism and cum only has 5 calories per ejaculation. You've got the best weight loss program on offer Count.
DeleteIs he still banging Ashley 2..
DeleteIs Christina Aguilera dating anyone? Entern talks about how amazing she looks these days.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's why she warned him about her enema clean out, when he was drinking off the parch mouth.
ReplyDeleteShe should have said...
" We're playing kidnapped by an Alien tonight, honey. You better slow down or the probing is gonna happen to you!"
Jesus Christ. Hoffman dead. How sad.
ReplyDeleteWhy do people keep doing fucking drugs?!! THEY. WILL. KILL. YOU.
Enty needs to step away from the hot wings to post a PSH story already.
ReplyDelete@count youre in jersey too, eh?
ReplyDeleteDamn! This is sad. Not the BI but about PSH. Leave the drugs alone.
ReplyDeleteHoffman dead a terrible thing. Rip. Man that monkey us tenacious!
ReplyDelete@Count shes been looking really nice lately almost as good as before her enhancement surgery
ReplyDeleteTime to kick him to the curb.
ReplyDeleteAs I said before don't marry him Jessica, pay him off and get rid of him. It's cheaper and easier.
ReplyDeleteI am in despair over PSH. Loved that man. May he rest in peace.
ReplyDeleteI used to come here for the VIP blind answers, now I come for the Jerkula commentary.
ReplyDeleteWell done Count.
who doesnt love the count?
ReplyDelete(i just wish it was reciprocated. QQQQQQQ)
Sh!!!t, Count Jerkula! :-O.
ReplyDeleteI almost choked on my cookies reading you!
@Headrot: Yep. Brooklyn born, Jersey raised, Love my womens hot and dazed ;)
ReplyDelete@Sandy: Sure. I just seen WW commercial, an she isn't far from being top shelf again. That is why I offered my services, and the high end 10day pkg. If she has time on her hands, we could do an adderall 1 month program, or a 3month program utilizing 6hr Sudafed.
Fuck PSH. What a dumbass. Lament these people: http://icasualties.org/oef/ByTheatre.aspx
ReplyDelete@count chicago born, NJ raised. living in new brunswick now while i go to grad school
ReplyDeleteI need to get my husband hooked on pot, so he'll get up offa my tits!
ReplyDeleteLucky girl.. :) does he has a brother? He s got good genes
Delete@raving badger why would i support and mourn people who are engaging in activities that i do not support for people i do not support and many of whom do things while overseas that are completely reprehensible? i'd rather mourn a heroin addict anyday
ReplyDelete@Rach: Her first meal would be about 15 calories. I would save up to show her how happy I am to have her as a client.
ReplyDelete@Blake and Kitty: Thank you.
@Headrot: Height and age???
5'2, 28
ReplyDeleteThat's what I line about you @Count the caring thoughtful side you have always putting others first over (sometimes on top of) yourself.
ReplyDeleteGood day Ms. Ramona!:)
@headrot: 5'2 & under 30?
ReplyDeleteJeans size? Feelings on spankings? Feelings on dirty old men? You can click my screen name and email me if you want some modesty.
@Headrot
ReplyDeleteGood old New Brunswick. It's cleaned up quite a bit since I was at Rutgers.
Lifelong Jerseyian here, with too many years and too many pounds for the Count to appreciate. (Also very happily married.) LOL
@lioness i did my undergrad here too. i wouldnt call it cleaned up, so much as gentrified. the corruption here and heroin abuse is insane. devco, the city council, and the board of trustees/president at rutgers are all in each others pockets. its ridic.
ReplyDeletePot usually makes you horny but I guess too much of a good thing and all.
ReplyDeleteit depends on the company. i find pot just amplifies what i am already feeling.
ReplyDeleteif i am into my company, it'll make me horny. if i am not, it completely kills my libido dead dead dead.
Girl, pack up, step off, and get your groove back!
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