Thursday, February 13, 2014

Blind Item #3- Fashion Week

This former A list reality star who has been in this space before this week wanted to stop an entire crowd from leaving a show because she dropped an earring. She wanted to make sure no one stole it because it was worth a ton of money she said. Even though she was yelling at security guards to keep everyone from leaving she was overrun by people and gave up. She didn't even bother looking for it and just left. She said it was no big deal. Umm, then why did she want everyone to stay in their seats?


43 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:30 AM

    Paris

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  2. Anonymous7:34 AM

    ... Or maybe not Paris because it's just a wee bit too easy ...

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  3. I hope whoever found it had their hazmat gloves on....

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  4. 帕丽斯·希尔顿

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    1. Okay, @wanton, I'll bite: wtf is up with this? LOL

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    2. Anonymous7:40 AM

      Paris Hilton ... yeah, that's what I said.

      Isn't your name spelt 'wonton'?

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    3. Anonymous7:42 AM

      @Seven - ssssh! Don't tell everyone! :-)

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    4. 谷歌翻译不好

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  5. Well they must have been her own earrings. That skank wouldn't risk pissing off a jeweler who would loan them out.

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  6. Anonymous7:39 AM

    e kore e waiho te reira rorirori ki te whakakitea enty he rota katoa o ngā ārai i roto i ngā tūmomo reo ra kotahi? Kata!

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  7. Ironic Wanton wonton?

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  8. これらのファッションウィークのブラインドはひどく迷惑です

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    1. Anonymous7:47 AM

      pričaj mi o tome - sigurno je bilo i dobrih pre-BAFTA stranama da ogovaraju?

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    2. 我的中国我玩笑话。我把小便尿在你的可乐!

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  9. You'd hope so Stepforded but methinks Enty has very few good UK contacts....which is why he steals his ideas from the Daily Fail!!

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  10. she should have placed the whole room under citizens arrest until her earring was recovered.

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  12. What's Mandarin for "hi Mooshki?"

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    1. 我不是Mooshki

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    2. Although you are in a FaceBook group with her, as am I.
      Have fun figuring it out. :-)

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    3. I'm not in a group with any of those losers.

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    4. эй бессмысленное, кто mooshki?

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    5. One of Entys minions.

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    6. ах, теперь они будут думать, я тоже.

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  13. Without giving away too much about myself, let me say I can 100% guarantee the Foreign Language Trolls are part of the mooshki/vicki cupper crowd.

    Next time be more original, ladies.

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    1. ironman Вы такой умный

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  14. I bet she found it in her cleavage later. It's happened before.

    While I enjoy the comments, I lack the time to translate, so go ahead and have your fun! :)

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  15. I have two things to say to you:

    1) сигурни

    2) лажго

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  16. It's Kim Lardassian! She lost one in the ocean when Dumbphries threw her in on their vacation to Bora Bora!

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  17. ^^^ this is true!

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  18. Anonymous11:26 AM

    +1 bellaluna. I like to be able to read a good troll without the help of translator. Kind of ruins the comic timing. Bruce4ever

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  19. WTF is a mooshki? I'm no troll, just having a giggle, sorry if it offended....

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  20. Earring is slang for a bag of coke nowadays. I am always behind

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  21. One of my friends joked a long time ago on facebook about commenting in different languages, but neither that person nor I were desperate enough for attention to actually do it. There were/are plenty of people in the group who read the idea and obviously one of them decided to pull it out because they missed me and wanted to get my attention. Whoever it was, Happy Valentine's Day my dear fan!

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  22. Wonky McValtrex. Sounds right.

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