Blind Item #3- Fashion Week
This former A list reality star who has been in this space before this week wanted to stop an entire crowd from leaving a show because she dropped an earring. She wanted to make sure no one stole it because it was worth a ton of money she said. Even though she was yelling at security guards to keep everyone from leaving she was overrun by people and gave up. She didn't even bother looking for it and just left. She said it was no big deal. Umm, then why did she want everyone to stay in their seats?
Paris
ReplyDelete... Or maybe not Paris because it's just a wee bit too easy ...
ReplyDeleteSo, apparently, is she...
Delete@Meanie
DeleteI hope whoever found it had their hazmat gloves on....
ReplyDelete帕丽斯·希尔顿
ReplyDeleteOkay, @wanton, I'll bite: wtf is up with this? LOL
DeleteParis Hilton ... yeah, that's what I said.
DeleteIsn't your name spelt 'wonton'?
谷歌翻译好
Delete@Seven - ssssh! Don't tell everyone! :-)
Delete谷歌翻译不好
DeleteWell they must have been her own earrings. That skank wouldn't risk pissing off a jeweler who would loan them out.
ReplyDeletee kore e waiho te reira rorirori ki te whakakitea enty he rota katoa o ngā ārai i roto i ngā tūmomo reo ra kotahi? Kata!
ReplyDeleteJanice Dickenson ?
ReplyDeleteIronic Wanton wonton?
ReplyDeleteこれらのファッションウィークのブラインドはひどく迷惑です
ReplyDeletepričaj mi o tome - sigurno je bilo i dobrih pre-BAFTA stranama da ogovaraju?
Delete我的中国我玩笑话。我把小便尿在你的可乐！
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ReplyDeleteYou'd hope so Stepforded but methinks Enty has very few good UK contacts....which is why he steals his ideas from the Daily Fail!!
ReplyDeleteshe should have placed the whole room under citizens arrest until her earring was recovered.
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ReplyDeleteWhat's Mandarin for "hi Mooshki?"
ReplyDeleteYUP!
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Delete我不是Mooshki
Although you are in a FaceBook group with her, as am I.
DeleteHave fun figuring it out. :-)
I'm not in a group with any of those losers.
Deleteэй бессмысленное, кто mooshki?
DeleteOne of Entys minions.
Deleteах, теперь они будут думать, я тоже.
Deletewe're busted
Delete所以捣毁
DeleteWithout giving away too much about myself, let me say I can 100% guarantee the Foreign Language Trolls are part of the mooshki/vicki cupper crowd.
ReplyDeleteNext time be more original, ladies.
ironman Вы такой умный
DeleteI bet she found it in her cleavage later. It's happened before.
ReplyDeleteWhile I enjoy the comments, I lack the time to translate, so go ahead and have your fun! :)
I have two things to say to you:
ReplyDelete1) сигурни
2) лажго
It's Kim Lardassian! She lost one in the ocean when Dumbphries threw her in on their vacation to Bora Bora!
ReplyDelete^^^ this is true!
ReplyDelete+1 bellaluna. I like to be able to read a good troll without the help of translator. Kind of ruins the comic timing. Bruce4ever
ReplyDeleteWTF is a mooshki? I'm no troll, just having a giggle, sorry if it offended....
ReplyDeleteEarring is slang for a bag of coke nowadays. I am always behind
ReplyDeleteOne of my friends joked a long time ago on facebook about commenting in different languages, but neither that person nor I were desperate enough for attention to actually do it. There were/are plenty of people in the group who read the idea and obviously one of them decided to pull it out because they missed me and wanted to get my attention. Whoever it was, Happy Valentine's Day my dear fan!
ReplyDeleteWonky McValtrex. Sounds right.
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