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This former A list pop star who used to always be at the top of the charts broke her marriage vows two nights ago because she wanted to have sex with one of her television idols. The fact he has not had a hit on the air since she was an early teen didn't stop her. Apparently she watched the teen drama every week and was not going to miss out on a chance.
Kelly Clarkson and??
ReplyDeleteThat dude from 90210 that tossed Whori Spelling down the stairs?
DeleteKelly is major pregnant right now.
DeleteKelly Clarkson is pregnant, no?
Delete@Reno, thanks I thought I was imagining things.
Delete@FSP Jamie Walters " How do you talk to an angel"
DeleteI'm guessing it's Dawson and Avril.
If she is young, i understand. Dont condone it, but understand.
ReplyDeleteAvril & Uncle Jesse
ReplyDeleteJason Priestly or Luke Perry for the guy.
ReplyDeleteI thought the girl singer might be Mimi.
ReplyDeleteMimi is not pop..
ReplyDeleteTop 40 is pop Laura. Mimi is Top 40.
ReplyDeleteI'd totally still let Luke Perry hit it.
ReplyDeleteoooohhhh if it was Uncle Jesse totally understandable for anyone.......
ReplyDelete@laura, if Mimi isn't pop, what is she?
ReplyDeleteFormer A list is not Mimi. She is at least A+...Debbie Gibson or Tiffany with one of the original 90210 guys.
ReplyDelete@Sprink Mimi is our butterfly goddess sent from the heavens. Duh.
ReplyDeleteWho wouldn't break their vows for John Stamos!!!
ReplyDeleteFull House wasn't a teen drama, so that rules out Uncle Jesse. I like Luke Perry for this.
ReplyDeleteI'd break my vows for John Stamos.
ReplyDeleteIm gonna go different and say Drake when he was in Degrassi. Lots of people watched that, but I dont know who the girl would be Avril maybe?
ReplyDeleteHelen Ready. TTM may think it's Anne Murray... those wily Canadiens stick together.
ReplyDeleteLuke Perry still looks pretty hot.
ReplyDeleteSome old gossip: He and Jason Priestly were both rumored to be well-hung and would double team girls.
Even better, Priestly sent tongues a-wagging about his brief "close friendship" with butterball Jann Wenner. Wenner wasn't out then but everyone in NY knew he was gay. It was quite a sight, Priestly riding around Manhattan on the back of Wenner's motorcycle, holding on to rolls of flab.
It worked, though. Priestly got the cover of Rolling Stone three times, both alone and with castmates.
Both actors have done frontal nudity. Wouldn't call either "we'll hung"
DeleteBoth actors have done frontal nudity. Wouldn't call either "we'll hung"
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ReplyDelete@ Dexamyl: Great stuff--thanks!!
ReplyDeleteimo we should have a pass if it's a celebrity.
ReplyDeleteHa ha, every time I read "Uncle Jesse" I kept thinking "Dukes of Hazard"
ReplyDeleteIs it 5 o'clock somewhere, yet?
What about Avril and Mark Paul Gosselar (Zack)
ReplyDeleteI don't know who the pop star is but I'll bet the guy was Nat who managed the Peach Pit.
ReplyDeleteIt's obviously Jim Walsh.
ReplyDeleteJason Priestly my personal "still would".
Christina Milian looks very stylish. I will be copying that look.
ReplyDeleteI reckon Brandon Walsh would be more conventional, but have more stamina than Dylan McKay. With both of them there would be the interminable angst in the morning about where the relationship was going, and why Dylan's father didn't care enough to stop his evil business ways and just be a Dad.
ReplyDeleteIn conclusion, there are arguments for and against both, but either way get out before morning.