+1000, I just can't with Tampon-voice and Cucaracha-crotch...they should take a page from TIME magazine and put a damn mirror on the front of that issue! Sheesh
From the perspective of a magazine editor? Whichever one offered a more lucrative deal to their respective mag.
I'm guessing People will get an "exclusive" on Levine's wedding pics and behind the scenes access of The Voice and the costars. Maybe some recording or tour stories. Couple bottles of his perfume.
On the other hand, Maxim probably got a pallet of the new Tostitos so... really, when you think about it, it's a draw.
I wouldn't do either of them (and I ain't that picky). He makes my skin crawl and she is too small so I'd break her. Gotta be able to keep up to be sexy.
Certainly not Levine. As for Longoria, she is a little minx and I wish I could have her body. I'd go for Ryan Gosling. Yeah I know, so not original. Or Tim Roth. Or Ben Schwartz. Or Idris Elba. Or Warren Brown.
Both are completely ridiculous but at least The Voice makes Levine not completely irrelevant. What the F has Eva Longoria done in the past few years but get divorced, suck up to Obama like every other Hollywood bimbo, and produce two shows that bombed?
Huh??? Who is choosing? Charlize Theron should have sexiest woman of the year by Maxim...though if she's dating Sean Loser Penn, I'm disgusted with her.
akm- I thought I was only one with crush on Alan Rickman, lol. love him. First of all, beauty is subjective, so its a dopey "honor". Both of then are nice looking, but most beautiful in the world? No.
akm- I thought I was only one with crush on Alan Rickman, lol. love him. First of all, beauty is subjective, so its a dopey "honor". Both of then are nice looking, but most beautiful in the world? No.
Eva. She is very intelligent and knowledgeable about politics and is particularly passionate about immigrant issues. I have seen her on talk shows and on Bill Maher, which really impressed me as she more than held her own and that show is not scripted. Surely her advocacy for those less fortunate, her continuing education (she got her Master's Degree in Chicano Studies) and her doing something about her various interests rather than just talking about them has to earn her more respect than whether she is on some show or how pretty she is.
Not caring about the two.
ReplyDelete+1000, I just can't with Tampon-voice and Cucaracha-crotch...they should take a page from TIME magazine and put a damn mirror on the front of that issue! Sheesh
DeleteHmmm, neither.
ReplyDeleteBoth were poor choices, but I am guessing that the winners paid the most for the prize.
ReplyDeleteLooks wise they are very pretty but personality wise I wouldn't wipe my arse with them
ReplyDeleteOur guest tonight on "I Don't Give a Fuck" is me. Welcome, me!
ReplyDeleteMay I join you on that couch?
DeleteAs Lainey says, shit vs diarrhea.
ReplyDeleteAt least it wasn't Timberlake.
I like them both!
ReplyDeleteYeah, not buying either magazine. That's the best decision.
ReplyDeleteThen again, Ent..who would you name as A list singer of the year?
@Bacon He'd name Ashlee Simpson A, obvi.
Deletewow thats a real Sophies Choice dilemma....I suppose Eva cause she seems less fake...
ReplyDeleteLet's name the Sexiest Commenter on CDaN!!
ReplyDeleteOr Poster of the Year!
I nominate myself, of course.
Mee-mee-mee mee!
DeleteTee hee, Beaker! I nominate you for the Most Adorable Commenter of the Year award!
DeleteNeither Adam is not Sexy and Eva is plain!
ReplyDeleteOne Eyed Charlie. Blammo. Solved, Sugar ;)
ReplyDeleteKristin I nominate you for Cheekiest Commenter of the Year!
DeleteI am so conflicted!! Sugar and Kristin are definitely the top two funniest, gonna have to go with a tie. Keep it clean, ladies!
Delete@TTM I defer to Sugar. She is way more pleasant than I. And she comes with a catch phrase!
DeleteKristin, you don't get to defer! You're my drinky Tina Fey!!!
DeleteFrom the perspective of a magazine editor? Whichever one offered a more lucrative deal to their respective mag.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing People will get an "exclusive" on Levine's wedding pics and behind the scenes access of The Voice and the costars. Maybe some recording or tour stories. Couple bottles of his perfume.
On the other hand, Maxim probably got a pallet of the new Tostitos so... really, when you think about it, it's a draw.
I would have voted for Alan Rickman and Helen Mirren myself, but I realize that I'm probably in a minority with that.
ReplyDeleteNeither excite me, but I'll take the stories on how they landed such coveted titles & isn't Eva's beauty waaaaay past interest?
ReplyDeleteEva got it because she would do the photo shoot Adam got it because women think hes hot and his pic on the cover will sell magazines.
ReplyDeleteEva.
ReplyDeleteNeither! Clearly both have Publicists that filled the forms out on time, or slipped enough ca$h the publications' ways.
ReplyDeleteEva Longoria is past her prime and a high maintenance little tart. Don't believe me? How is it that she can't keep her men then.
I decline any nominations and if I win an award I will not show up to collect it! :(
ReplyDelete@Sandy You Brando, boo?
DeleteHow much dick did eva have to suck to get that title? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't do either of them (and I ain't that picky). He makes my skin crawl and she is too small so I'd break her. Gotta be able to keep up to be sexy.
ReplyDeleteCertainly not Levine. As for Longoria, she is a little minx and I wish I could have her body.
ReplyDeleteI'd go for Ryan Gosling. Yeah I know, so not original.
Or Tim Roth. Or Ben Schwartz. Or Idris Elba. Or Warren Brown.
They need to do a drug test on those people at Maxim! Someone is doing something seriously harmful to their brain cells
ReplyDeletewell remember Miley was Maxims hot girl last year lmao
ReplyDeleteBoth are completely ridiculous but at least The Voice makes Levine not completely irrelevant. What the F has Eva Longoria done in the past few years but get divorced, suck up to Obama like every other Hollywood bimbo, and produce two shows that bombed?
ReplyDeleteLove Eva, but she's more 2007. Thank Gawd it's not Mario Lopez.
ReplyDeleteNeither.
ReplyDeleteZzzzzz.. must be a slow newsday
ReplyDeleteHuh??? Who is choosing? Charlize Theron should have sexiest woman of the year by Maxim...though if she's dating Sean Loser Penn, I'm disgusted with her.
ReplyDeleteakm- I thought I was only one with crush on Alan Rickman, lol. love him. First of all, beauty is subjective, so its a dopey "honor". Both of then are nice looking, but most beautiful in the world? No.
ReplyDeleteakm- I thought I was only one with crush on Alan Rickman, lol. love him. First of all, beauty is subjective, so its a dopey "honor". Both of then are nice looking, but most beautiful in the world? No.
ReplyDeleteWas this from 2003?
ReplyDeleteLol that was my thought too.
DeleteThose prizes have the same credibility than the nobel peace prize.
ReplyDeleteAt least we know who are the celebrities which suck cock best.
Eva Longoria. At least after looking at her, I don't feel like I need to be tested for a STD. I find Adam Levine skeezy.
ReplyDeleteEva's out of style and Adam is so average I wouldn't look twice if I saw him on the street. Their "people" pay for all this crap anyways.
ReplyDeletewow what a crappy year
ReplyDeleteEva…but I'm not loving either choice
ReplyDeleteIt's like they didn't even THINK about Tyson Beckford!
ReplyDelete@Kristin Thank you, dahlin'.
ReplyDeleteI was going to make a cheesy Sally Fields joke, but opted to keep it simple.
@TTM TYSON BECKFORD??!!! Girl, I didn't think I could love you more.
ReplyDeleteI'm telling you, Orvilla, you and I are sisters from another mister!
ReplyDeleteI don't find either one particularly sexy, but I'm kind of tickled that Adam Levine won, with his little self. :)
ReplyDeletePfft... Eva.
ReplyDeleteMeh. Neither one of them is particularly interesting or sexy and they're both tramps.
ReplyDeleteAt least Longoria has decent politics and does her civic duty. Levine's just a dweeby manwhore with a stylist.
I'll go with Longoria being the better choice of the two.
Well, at the very least Eva IS sexy. Levine is so not.
ReplyDeleteTamato vs Ta-mah-to
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm not a huge fan tomatoes.
Eva. She is very intelligent and knowledgeable about politics and is particularly passionate about immigrant issues. I have seen her on talk shows and on Bill Maher, which really impressed me as she more than held her own and that show is not scripted. Surely her advocacy for those less fortunate, her continuing education (she got her Master's Degree in Chicano Studies) and her doing something about her various interests rather than just talking about them has to earn her more respect than whether she is on some show or how pretty she is.
ReplyDeleteNeither. Would take Tom Hiddleston like half the other fangirls on the net. Don't care about girls.
ReplyDeleteNeither. Would take Tom Hiddleston like half the other fangirls on the net. Don't care about girls.
ReplyDeleteSexiest man alive is Johannes hubel. Google it.
ReplyDeleteAdam is scrawny and has a attitude problem. Looks dirty.
Eva I would not be my pic either.
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