My biggest fantasy involves a pile of Benjamins, wine, weed and excellent food and a ton of free time on an exotic island in the South Pacific. Can't decide which one I want to have sex with first.
Well that's just silly. Why not have sex with the fantasy person for *One Night* and then your S.O. the other 364? Who wouldn't choose the fantasy?? Alicia Keys. or. My sexy barista blaine. Maybe both at the same time. yes, that.
My husband :) That being said and he knows this as I tell everyone after I've consumed a bit that I would never be able to decide between going to bed with the Harbaugh bros or the Property Brothers.
Sandy, I appreciate your persistence but you haven't even sent me a full body shot yet. How's a slut like me supposed to make any sort of decision based solely on flirty words in the comment section of a 2nd rate blog?
I'd be too worried that my fantasy wouldn't live up to expectation. Can you just imagine when you've built up this night in your head - and then you get a small tidger and 5 minutes of missionary? Best keep it all in the mind.
Biggest fantasy, without a doubt. There would be very little actual sleeping. Need to pause occasionally to replenish electrolytes. It would be.... torrid.
Does my significant other have to know? If not then Sawyer from Lost. Or maybe Halle's ex, the model one. Or maybe one of the Hemsworths. That being said, don't know why I'm married to a brown haired, brown eyed guy ;)
My answer to this redundant question was answered by last night's dream. In it I was left with tickets for a holiday in Paris via Vanuatu, so decided to take the slightly younger, tanned and gorgeous, reasonably thick, and wonderfully good natured guy from my work that is always flirting with me. I rationalised that I could put up with the dumb for a couple weeks, so long as I was numbed by the sheer volume of vigorous sex.
In that waking moment, as I smiled unrepentantly to myself, the cougar tribe claimed me.
Hahaha! One night only? I'll line up all my fantasies, they get together at the oscars, so, for one night, they will all be my one night only, rest of the year and my life, hopefully, my SO.
I have no idea why I had a ahem, sex dream about Jon Bon Jovi--I mean I don't even have a crush on him! Now, if I had a choice, I'm not sure if I'd go with Jude Law or George Clooney. Don't judge me!
My hubs is amazing in and out of bed but we both have our fantasy lists...I'd give hubs up for the night for Alexander Skarsgard (don't believe the blind on him for a single second) if we are talking ladytime it would have to be Emma Stone... with her talking all nasty dirty with that husky voice :D
Drinking wine as I type.... Women, there's more than men - ha! Let's start with Charlize Theron, pre Peen Uma Thurman, I don't even think I like blonds & I'm a dye job And I told you already, Paulina Gretzky - getting drunk...
Men..... Hambone Nigel Barker, talk to me baby! My husband, he's got an accent, so he's hot
Been screwing the same guy for 12years. ONE NIGHT! Definitely the fantasy fuck. NOW. Real life or celebrity? The celebrity would never happen. The real life guy COULD POSSIBLY. With TONS of coaxing with my ex. It's some one he knows. ;^) I'm a dirty bird, I know. shhhhh...
I'm a huge long-time lurker, but this made me post! (Been wanting to post before, but I'm afraid I won't fit in)...Easy! NOT with my husband, DUH!, but with what we refer to in my house as "my other husband", Jerry Cantrell, preferably '90's Jerry Cantrell, with his long hair, when he was what I call "Dirty Jerry". But I would have no problem with 2014 Jerry Cantrell. He's my mental twin, plus, dude is HOT! (FYI, he's the guitarist/singer for Alice in Chains). I even named my cat after him...Jerry Cattrell! :)
Thank you TTM!!! I feel comfortable already! Thank you so much for welcoming me! :)
That said, can I add an "extra"? Peter Steele, circa 1994, around the time of "Christian Woman" (Type O Negative). Peter is deceased, but jeez, he was probably the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life "back in the day". It's a tie between Peter and Jerry, Can I have a 3some?!?!
Oh yes @ Samantha ITA w/ Mike Rowe except I want him circa 2006. Right now, def Jon Bernthal (Shane from Walking Dead) I'm also loving me some Matthew McConnahey too tho. BTW I'm totally rooting for him to win the Oscar. It's HIS year!
If it's one night only...Scott Weiland
ReplyDeleteThe ghost of Paul Walker
ReplyDeleteAlan Rickman
ReplyDeleteBut what if your biggest fantasy is your significant other?
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHA. Fantasy dude. Definitely fantasy dude
Goran Visnic.
ReplyDeleteBecause I had an amazing dream about him in 2006 and I still remember it.
I totally want to get it on with Michelle Dockery... girl crush all the way!
ReplyDeleteI'd just like to have a date!
ReplyDeleteDuh...Enty, you should have just asked who our fantasy fuck would be for one night.
ReplyDeleteHeather Graham. Hands down.
ReplyDeleteCan I be in my fantasy body? that will definitely sway my decision.
ReplyDeletePaul Lynde
ReplyDeleteMy biggest fantasy involves a pile of Benjamins, wine, weed and excellent food and a ton of free time on an exotic island in the South Pacific. Can't decide which one I want to have sex with first.
ReplyDeleteColin Farrell. Breakfast..lunch..and dinner baby.
ReplyDeleteUnman@ Sugar I can give you most of that and substitute my little barrier island in the Atlantic for the fancy place :)))))
ReplyDeleteMy significant other actually. Hottest sex I've ever had.
ReplyDeleteFantasy. I get to have sex with my significant other anytime I want. My fantasy: currently Jon Hamm, but it could be girl crush Shakira.
ReplyDeleteWell that's just silly. Why not have sex with the fantasy person for *One Night* and then your S.O. the other 364? Who wouldn't choose the fantasy??
ReplyDeleteAlicia Keys. or. My sexy barista blaine. Maybe both at the same time. yes, that.
My husband :)
ReplyDeleteThat being said and he knows this as I tell everyone after I've consumed a bit that I would never be able to decide between going to bed with the Harbaugh bros or the Property Brothers.
Keanu, after a proper shower and tooth brushing of course.
ReplyDeleteMichael Hutchence circa 1989 or Cumberbatch if he's talkin dirty
ReplyDeleteOnly if he says " I. Am. Khan." At the best of moments I think you should add! Like ur choices btw!
DeleteMH was so good looking. Hed be in tope 10 for me too.
DeleteSandy, I appreciate your persistence but you haven't even sent me a full body shot yet. How's a slut like me supposed to make any sort of decision based solely on flirty words in the comment section of a 2nd rate blog?
ReplyDeleteRDJ. Yoooohooo :) hold your hourses cowboy Im coming lol
ReplyDeleteDon't be sad, Sandy! I'll join you on your little barrier island!
ReplyDeleteDid your gravy train roll in yet?????????????????????????????????????
That's some cold shit, Sugar.
ReplyDeleteEddie Fucking Vedder
ReplyDeleteYes it did @Sugar! I told ya I can take care of your list didn't I ?you think all that shit is cheap?? :(
ReplyDeleteAnyway it seems I have a better offer on the table.
ReplyDeleteWhat?!?!? WHO?!?!?!?!?
DeleteSugar Sandy is our precious. can t touch this :)
DeleteAre you the other woman
DeleteLaura??
Christian Bale. Absolutely. Except for his "the machinist" look. Absolutely not then. I'd break him in half.
ReplyDeleteChris Helmsworth or a young Harrison Ford. Soooooo hot
ReplyDeleteHey, Sugar ain't fo free.
ReplyDeleteHaha Sugar that's for me to know and for you to find out. Your check is in the mail. :)
ReplyDeleteIt's that Jezebel, Kristin isn't it? She's always trying to steal my eggos. I get jealous and I do it quickly and fiercely, Sandy. :-p
DeleteMe? I would never Sugar!
DeleteI'd be too worried that my fantasy wouldn't live up to expectation. Can you just imagine when you've built up this night in your head - and then you get a small tidger and 5 minutes of missionary? Best keep it all in the mind.
ReplyDeleteBenedict Cumberbatch. And he has to be wearing the Sherlock coat with the collar up.
ReplyDeleteColin Farrell or Liam Neeson.
ReplyDeleteI need it slow and easy peasy @sugar. I'm fragile. I'm not a wham bam thank you ma'am type of gigolo
ReplyDeletewell....
ReplyDeleteColin Firth as Mark Darcy circa 2001. Love him anyway, but that look, oooof. Darling, leave on the barrister suit.
ReplyDeleteRight now, Jeremy Renner. I dont care if he is gay.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, I like alot of y our choices- Alan Rickman- yes please. Jon Hamm, Keanu? Oh. alright, if I must.
ReplyDeleteBiggest fantasy, without a doubt. There would be very little actual sleeping. Need to pause occasionally to replenish electrolytes. It would be.... torrid.
ReplyDeleteOooh, do tell!
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DeleteDoes my significant other have to know? If not then Sawyer from Lost. Or maybe Halle's ex, the model one. Or maybe one of the Hemsworths. That being said, don't know why I'm married to a brown haired, brown eyed guy ;)
ReplyDeleteJoe Manganiello
ReplyDeleteI don't currently have a significant other and my biggest fantasy changes every week. This is hrrrrd.
ReplyDeleteSignificant other. Nothing ruins a fantasy like meeting the person.
ReplyDeleteLiam Helmsworth, Chris Helmsworth, Ryan Gosling! Sweet Lord!
ReplyDeleteI'll always choose my husband but David Bowie would be the biggest threat.
ReplyDelete@rocky, this is for you
ReplyDeletePeter Marshall: Paul, why do the Hell's Angels wear leather?
Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily!
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Bruce Springsteen!
ReplyDeleteMmm your guesses are like a little mental buffet.
ReplyDeleteMy answer to this redundant question was answered by last night's dream. In it I was left with tickets for a holiday in Paris via Vanuatu, so decided to take the slightly younger, tanned and gorgeous, reasonably thick, and wonderfully good natured guy from my work that is always flirting with me. I rationalised that I could put up with the dumb for a couple weeks, so long as I was numbed by the sheer volume of vigorous sex.
In that waking moment, as I smiled unrepentantly to myself, the cougar tribe claimed me.
Don Draper.
ReplyDeleteJake Ryan.
Jagger Yates.
Bono circa 1982.
Larry Mullen Jr. any day of his adult life.
Sorry, Husband. LOL.
Girls:Annalynne McCord or Jessica Lowndes
ReplyDeleteGuys: Zayn Malik
Aaron Johnson is the love of my life. He can have me every night!
ReplyDeleteGirls:Annalynne McCord or Jessica Lowndes
ReplyDeleteGuys: Zayn Malik
Hahaha! One night only? I'll line up all my fantasies, they get together at the oscars, so, for one night, they will all be my one night only, rest of the year and my life, hopefully, my SO.
ReplyDelete@Violet I thought that same thing!
ReplyDeleteKEITH URBAN BABY!
ReplyDeleteCharlie Hunnam (sorry husband)
ReplyDeleteColin Farell. And CM Punk.
ReplyDeleteAnd my husband knows it!
Colin Farell. And CM Punk.
ReplyDeleteAnd my husband knows it!
I have no idea why I had a ahem, sex dream about Jon Bon Jovi--I mean I don't even have a crush on him!
ReplyDeleteNow, if I had a choice, I'm not sure if I'd go with Jude Law or George Clooney.
Don't judge me!
My hubs is amazing in and out of bed but we both have our fantasy lists...I'd give hubs up for the night for Alexander Skarsgard (don't believe the blind on him for a single second) if we are talking ladytime it would have to be Emma Stone... with her talking all nasty dirty with that husky voice :D
ReplyDeleteBrandon Flowers
ReplyDeleteDavid Blaine
Aaron Paul
WAIT! Can I change it to RDJ??
ReplyDeleteSHEMAR MOORE
ReplyDeleteBRAD PITT
Colin Farrell......hangs head in shame....
ReplyDeleteMy significant other who passed away almost six months ago after our being married just four months.
ReplyDeleteSending big hugs your way Tennis, no one should feel that pain.
DeleteOh wow, tennis. I'm so so sorry to hear that. :-(
DeleteSo sorry for your loss :(
DeleteHugs peach, hugs.
DeleteWait, biggest fantasy can be more than one person, right? Hiddles has gotta be one of the players, specially if he's reciting poetry.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry to hear that, tennis peach. I hope you've got a great support network
Thank you TTM - I credit my faith, family and friends! It is ebb and flow - one day at a time!
ReplyDeleteTTM, people round here have been worried sick about you!
ReplyDeleteWhat, someone missed random over-posting? I don't believe that for a second. Er, nice new name?
DeleteSignificant Other. There is no one I'd rather be with under any circumstances.
ReplyDeletetennis peach - hugs!!
ReplyDeleteI feel like George Clooney, JBJ and a younger Bruce Springsteen should also be on my list. God, I'm such a wannabe whore. Ha.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Hunnam / ASkars / Matt Scannell
ReplyDeleteThank you Susan!
ReplyDeleteI am still trying to figure out why DeeNance would want to be with Scott Weiland. :-)
Maybe not the way he looks now, when he had a little more meat on his bones. ;)
DeleteMaybe not the way he looks now, when he had a little more meat on his bones. ;)
DeleteOkay, I know, but, ROBERT PATTINSON
ReplyDeleteMore hugs from me @Tennis So so sorry.
ReplyDeleteClooney, Colin Farrell and Jared Leto. One at a time or all together, doesn't matter.
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt legends of the fall era
ReplyDeleteOr Charlie Hunam -SOA
Drinking wine as I type....
ReplyDeleteWomen, there's more than men - ha! Let's start with
Charlize Theron, pre Peen
Uma Thurman, I don't even think I like blonds & I'm a dye job
And I told you already, Paulina Gretzky - getting drunk...
Men.....
Hambone
Nigel Barker, talk to me baby!
My husband, he's got an accent, so he's hot
Cindy Crawford
ReplyDeleteJason Momoa... In his Conan the Barbarian getup. With the long hair... Yesss *fans self*
ReplyDeleteMy SO, pants down. If he's not available, Idris Elba and/or ASkars and/or Charlie Hunnam looking Jax HOT.
ReplyDeleteThis is easy.
ReplyDeleteBeen screwing the same guy for 12years. ONE NIGHT! Definitely the fantasy fuck. NOW. Real life or celebrity? The celebrity would never happen. The real life guy COULD POSSIBLY. With TONS of coaxing with my ex. It's some one he knows.
;^)
I'm a dirty bird, I know.
shhhhh...
Chris Hemsworth...or Mark Slaughter. Colin Farrell would be the back up in case the first two don't live up to my lofty expectations.
ReplyDeleteClint Eastwood when he was younger... so hot!!
ReplyDeleteStephen Colbert. Yeah, that's right.
ReplyDeleteHiddleston, yes, please, thank you.
ReplyDeleteNeither.
ReplyDeleteGive me two horny party girls and an eight ball.
Paul Walker was #1 on my celebrity fuck list for years! So I guess I'd settle now for Matthew M
ReplyDeleteSo sorry Tennis Peach. God keep you.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with my long time love, David Morse, or David O'Hara. Well, or Liam Neeson. Canna help myself.
I'm a huge long-time lurker, but this made me post! (Been wanting to post before, but I'm afraid I won't fit in)...Easy! NOT with my husband, DUH!, but with what we refer to in my house as "my other husband", Jerry Cantrell, preferably '90's Jerry Cantrell, with his long hair, when he was what I call "Dirty Jerry". But I would have no problem with 2014 Jerry Cantrell. He's my mental twin, plus, dude is HOT! (FYI, he's the guitarist/singer for Alice in Chains). I even named my cat after him...Jerry Cattrell! :)
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome, KSierra, it is fantastic when people start posting. Of course you're gonna fit in!
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DeleteHmmmmm. I might have to take Option C, one more night with the ex significant other. Throwin a good hate fuck on her would do wonders for me.
ReplyDeleteFor those not familiar:
Grudge fuck = releasing some aggression
Hate fuck = pushing the boundaries of human decency in order to display the depths of your dislike.
Thank you TTM!!! I feel comfortable already! Thank you so much for welcoming me! :)
ReplyDeleteThat said, can I add an "extra"? Peter Steele, circa 1994, around the time of "Christian Woman" (Type O Negative). Peter is deceased, but jeez, he was probably the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life "back in the day". It's a tie between Peter and Jerry, Can I have a 3some?!?!
I KNOW, I'm a weird chick!
Peter Steele... Yes please.
DeleteYounger sean connery - I'd say in his 40s where he still looked sexy as hell, but a bit time worn. His voice - wow.
ReplyDeleteTom Hardy or Ryan Gosling
ReplyDeleteALEXANDER SKARSKARD
ReplyDeleteColin Ferrill..baby baby!!!
ReplyDeleteNaked, dirty, bearded Mike Rowe. Getting clean with him? Making him moan? That voice in my ear? Yes, please.
ReplyDeleteOh yes @ Samantha ITA w/ Mike Rowe except I want him circa 2006.
ReplyDeleteRight now, def Jon Bernthal (Shane from Walking Dead)
I'm also loving me some Matthew McConnahey too tho. BTW I'm totally rooting for him to win the Oscar. It's HIS year!