Friday, January 24, 2014

Your Turn

For one night you can have sex with your biggest fantasy or your significant other. Who are you going to choose?

119 comments:

  1. If it's one night only...Scott Weiland

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  2. The ghost of Paul Walker

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  3. But what if your biggest fantasy is your significant other?

    BAHAHAHA. Fantasy dude. Definitely fantasy dude

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  4. Goran Visnic.

    Because I had an amazing dream about him in 2006 and I still remember it.

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  5. I totally want to get it on with Michelle Dockery... girl crush all the way!

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  6. I'd just like to have a date!

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  7. Duh...Enty, you should have just asked who our fantasy fuck would be for one night.

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  8. Anonymous10:08 AM

    Heather Graham. Hands down.

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  9. Can I be in my fantasy body? that will definitely sway my decision.

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  10. My biggest fantasy involves a pile of Benjamins, wine, weed and excellent food and a ton of free time on an exotic island in the South Pacific. Can't decide which one I want to have sex with first.

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  11. Colin Farrell. Breakfast..lunch..and dinner baby.

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  12. Unman@ Sugar I can give you most of that and substitute my little barrier island in the Atlantic for the fancy place :)))))

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  13. My significant other actually. Hottest sex I've ever had.

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  14. Fantasy. I get to have sex with my significant other anytime I want. My fantasy: currently Jon Hamm, but it could be girl crush Shakira.

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  15. Well that's just silly. Why not have sex with the fantasy person for *One Night* and then your S.O. the other 364? Who wouldn't choose the fantasy??
    Alicia Keys. or. My sexy barista blaine. Maybe both at the same time. yes, that.

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  16. My husband :)
    That being said and he knows this as I tell everyone after I've consumed a bit that I would never be able to decide between going to bed with the Harbaugh bros or the Property Brothers.

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  17. Keanu, after a proper shower and tooth brushing of course.

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  18. Michael Hutchence circa 1989 or Cumberbatch if he's talkin dirty

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    1. Only if he says " I. Am. Khan." At the best of moments I think you should add! Like ur choices btw!

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    2. MH was so good looking. Hed be in tope 10 for me too.

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  19. Sandy, I appreciate your persistence but you haven't even sent me a full body shot yet. How's a slut like me supposed to make any sort of decision based solely on flirty words in the comment section of a 2nd rate blog?

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  20. Anonymous10:40 AM

    RDJ. Yoooohooo :) hold your hourses cowboy Im coming lol

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  21. Don't be sad, Sandy! I'll join you on your little barrier island!
    Did your gravy train roll in yet?????????????????????????????????????

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  22. Eddie Fucking Vedder

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  23. Yes it did @Sugar! I told ya I can take care of your list didn't I ?you think all that shit is cheap?? :(

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  24. Anyway it seems I have a better offer on the table.

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    1. What?!?!? WHO?!?!?!?!?

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    2. Anonymous12:59 PM

      Sugar Sandy is our precious. can t touch this :)

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    3. Are you the other woman
      Laura??

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  25. Christian Bale. Absolutely. Except for his "the machinist" look. Absolutely not then. I'd break him in half.

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  26. Chris Helmsworth or a young Harrison Ford. Soooooo hot

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  27. Hey, Sugar ain't fo free.

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  28. Haha Sugar that's for me to know and for you to find out. Your check is in the mail. :)

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    1. It's that Jezebel, Kristin isn't it? She's always trying to steal my eggos. I get jealous and I do it quickly and fiercely, Sandy. :-p

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    2. Me? I would never Sugar!

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  29. I'd be too worried that my fantasy wouldn't live up to expectation. Can you just imagine when you've built up this night in your head - and then you get a small tidger and 5 minutes of missionary? Best keep it all in the mind.

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  30. Benedict Cumberbatch. And he has to be wearing the Sherlock coat with the collar up.

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  31. Colin Farrell or Liam Neeson.

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  32. I need it slow and easy peasy @sugar. I'm fragile. I'm not a wham bam thank you ma'am type of gigolo

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  33. Colin Firth as Mark Darcy circa 2001. Love him anyway, but that look, oooof. Darling, leave on the barrister suit.

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  34. Right now, Jeremy Renner. I dont care if he is gay.

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  35. But hey, I like alot of y our choices- Alan Rickman- yes please. Jon Hamm, Keanu? Oh. alright, if I must.

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  36. Biggest fantasy, without a doubt. There would be very little actual sleeping. Need to pause occasionally to replenish electrolytes. It would be.... torrid.

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  37. Does my significant other have to know? If not then Sawyer from Lost. Or maybe Halle's ex, the model one. Or maybe one of the Hemsworths. That being said, don't know why I'm married to a brown haired, brown eyed guy ;)

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  38. I don't currently have a significant other and my biggest fantasy changes every week. This is hrrrrd.

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  39. Significant other. Nothing ruins a fantasy like meeting the person.

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  40. Liam Helmsworth, Chris Helmsworth, Ryan Gosling! Sweet Lord!

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  41. I'll always choose my husband but David Bowie would be the biggest threat.

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  42. @rocky, this is for you

    Peter Marshall: Paul, why do the Hell's Angels wear leather?

    Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily!

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  43. Mmm your guesses are like a little mental buffet.

    My answer to this redundant question was answered by last night's dream. In it I was left with tickets for a holiday in Paris via Vanuatu, so decided to take the slightly younger, tanned and gorgeous, reasonably thick, and wonderfully good natured guy from my work that is always flirting with me. I rationalised that I could put up with the dumb for a couple weeks, so long as I was numbed by the sheer volume of vigorous sex.

    In that waking moment, as I smiled unrepentantly to myself, the cougar tribe claimed me.

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  44. Don Draper.
    Jake Ryan.
    Jagger Yates.
    Bono circa 1982.
    Larry Mullen Jr. any day of his adult life.

    Sorry, Husband. LOL.

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  45. Girls:Annalynne McCord or Jessica Lowndes
    Guys: Zayn Malik

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  46. Aaron Johnson is the love of my life. He can have me every night!

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  47. Girls:Annalynne McCord or Jessica Lowndes
    Guys: Zayn Malik

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  48. Hahaha! One night only? I'll line up all my fantasies, they get together at the oscars, so, for one night, they will all be my one night only, rest of the year and my life, hopefully, my SO.

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  49. @Violet I thought that same thing!

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  50. KEITH URBAN BABY!

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  51. Charlie Hunnam (sorry husband)

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  52. Colin Farell. And CM Punk.
    And my husband knows it!

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  53. Colin Farell. And CM Punk.
    And my husband knows it!

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  54. I have no idea why I had a ahem, sex dream about Jon Bon Jovi--I mean I don't even have a crush on him!
    Now, if I had a choice, I'm not sure if I'd go with Jude Law or George Clooney.
    Don't judge me!

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  55. My hubs is amazing in and out of bed but we both have our fantasy lists...I'd give hubs up for the night for Alexander Skarsgard (don't believe the blind on him for a single second) if we are talking ladytime it would have to be Emma Stone... with her talking all nasty dirty with that husky voice :D

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  56. Brandon Flowers
    David Blaine
    Aaron Paul

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  57. WAIT! Can I change it to RDJ??

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  58. Colin Farrell......hangs head in shame....

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  59. My significant other who passed away almost six months ago after our being married just four months.

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    1. Sending big hugs your way Tennis, no one should feel that pain.

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    2. Oh wow, tennis. I'm so so sorry to hear that. :-(

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    3. So sorry for your loss :(

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    4. Hugs peach, hugs.

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  60. Wait, biggest fantasy can be more than one person, right? Hiddles has gotta be one of the players, specially if he's reciting poetry.

    I'm so sorry to hear that, tennis peach. I hope you've got a great support network

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  61. Thank you TTM - I credit my faith, family and friends! It is ebb and flow - one day at a time!

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  62. TTM, people round here have been worried sick about you!

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    1. What, someone missed random over-posting? I don't believe that for a second. Er, nice new name?

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  63. Significant Other. There is no one I'd rather be with under any circumstances.

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  64. tennis peach - hugs!!

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  65. I feel like George Clooney, JBJ and a younger Bruce Springsteen should also be on my list. God, I'm such a wannabe whore. Ha.

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  66. Charlie Hunnam / ASkars / Matt Scannell

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  67. Thank you Susan!

    I am still trying to figure out why DeeNance would want to be with Scott Weiland. :-)

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    1. Maybe not the way he looks now, when he had a little more meat on his bones. ;)

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    2. Maybe not the way he looks now, when he had a little more meat on his bones. ;)

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  68. Okay, I know, but, ROBERT PATTINSON

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  69. More hugs from me @Tennis So so sorry.

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  70. Clooney, Colin Farrell and Jared Leto. One at a time or all together, doesn't matter.

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  71. Brad Pitt legends of the fall era
    Or Charlie Hunam -SOA

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  72. Drinking wine as I type....
    Women, there's more than men - ha! Let's start with
    Charlize Theron, pre Peen
    Uma Thurman, I don't even think I like blonds & I'm a dye job
    And I told you already, Paulina Gretzky - getting drunk...

    Men.....
    Hambone
    Nigel Barker, talk to me baby!
    My husband, he's got an accent, so he's hot

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  73. Jason Momoa... In his Conan the Barbarian getup. With the long hair... Yesss *fans self*

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  74. My SO, pants down. If he's not available, Idris Elba and/or ASkars and/or Charlie Hunnam looking Jax HOT.

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  75. Anonymous5:35 PM

    This is easy.

    Been screwing the same guy for 12years. ONE NIGHT! Definitely the fantasy fuck. NOW. Real life or celebrity? The celebrity would never happen. The real life guy COULD POSSIBLY. With TONS of coaxing with my ex. It's some one he knows.
    ;^)
    I'm a dirty bird, I know.
    shhhhh...

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  76. Chris Hemsworth...or Mark Slaughter. Colin Farrell would be the back up in case the first two don't live up to my lofty expectations.

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  77. Clint Eastwood when he was younger... so hot!!

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  78. Stephen Colbert. Yeah, that's right.

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  79. Hiddleston, yes, please, thank you.

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  80. Neither.

    Give me two horny party girls and an eight ball.

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  81. Paul Walker was #1 on my celebrity fuck list for years! So I guess I'd settle now for Matthew M

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  82. So sorry Tennis Peach. God keep you.

    I'm going with my long time love, David Morse, or David O'Hara. Well, or Liam Neeson. Canna help myself.

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  83. I'm a huge long-time lurker, but this made me post! (Been wanting to post before, but I'm afraid I won't fit in)...Easy! NOT with my husband, DUH!, but with what we refer to in my house as "my other husband", Jerry Cantrell, preferably '90's Jerry Cantrell, with his long hair, when he was what I call "Dirty Jerry". But I would have no problem with 2014 Jerry Cantrell. He's my mental twin, plus, dude is HOT! (FYI, he's the guitarist/singer for Alice in Chains). I even named my cat after him...Jerry Cattrell! :)

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    1. That's awesome, KSierra, it is fantastic when people start posting. Of course you're gonna fit in!

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  84. Hmmmmm. I might have to take Option C, one more night with the ex significant other. Throwin a good hate fuck on her would do wonders for me.

    For those not familiar:

    Grudge fuck = releasing some aggression

    Hate fuck = pushing the boundaries of human decency in order to display the depths of your dislike.

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  85. Thank you TTM!!! I feel comfortable already! Thank you so much for welcoming me! :)

    That said, can I add an "extra"? Peter Steele, circa 1994, around the time of "Christian Woman" (Type O Negative). Peter is deceased, but jeez, he was probably the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life "back in the day". It's a tie between Peter and Jerry, Can I have a 3some?!?!

    I KNOW, I'm a weird chick!

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  86. Younger sean connery - I'd say in his 40s where he still looked sexy as hell, but a bit time worn. His voice - wow.

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  87. Tom Hardy or Ryan Gosling

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  88. ALEXANDER SKARSKARD

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  89. Colin Ferrill..baby baby!!!

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  90. Naked, dirty, bearded Mike Rowe. Getting clean with him? Making him moan? That voice in my ear? Yes, please.

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  91. Oh yes @ Samantha ITA w/ Mike Rowe except I want him circa 2006.
    Right now, def Jon Bernthal (Shane from Walking Dead)
    I'm also loving me some Matthew McConnahey too tho. BTW I'm totally rooting for him to win the Oscar. It's HIS year!

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