Four parts today.
Kanye West gets live updates from the Grammy Awards and wonders if anyone misses him. Meanwhile Kim Kardashian tried on all the outfits she would have worn.
Speaking of Kardashians, Kourtney came home from Mexico. Decided not to stay permanently.
Liv Tyler bundled up against the cold in NYC.
Mark Wahlberg on the set of his latest movie.
Nick Offerman and Amy Poehler at Sundance.
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka take a selfie on the way to the Grammy Awards.
Amanda Seyfried goes house shopping with her mom.
Vanessa Hudgens after a workout yesterday.
Zac Efron and Michael B Jordan wonder whether Miles Teller will take off his glasses.
Is that Amy's b/f? Nick Offerman.
ReplyDelete@sandybrook Yes. They met on the set of Parks & Rec. He fathered her 2nd child and when Will Arnett found out, he divorced her hussy ass.
DeleteHey Guys, Amy's ovaries here: Can confirm the sperm used to make Amy's second baby smelled different than the first time. Smelled like mustaches and fur coats the second time around.
DeleteNick Offerman is married to Megan Mulally. Pohler is dating Nick Croll (sp?). He was on WWHL the other night
DeleteNick is married to Megan Mullally (Karen from "Will and Grace".)
ReplyDeleteThe Krap family can't afford a Skycap?
ReplyDeleteTy Stew
ReplyDeletewhy you ignoring everyone else's help? Very rude sandybrook.
DeleteLol @ Offerman's coat
ReplyDeleteRon Swanson would kick Nick Offerman's ass for wearing that.
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with Wahlberg's hair lately -looking very toupee-ish.
ReplyDelete@unknown maybe in your little world you reward people when they make mistakes. In my world they get either reprimanded or fired.
ReplyDeletebut I didn't see any of those being done. Reprimanded for answering you? A tad bit of a cad, are we now sandybrook?
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ReplyDeleteRon Swanson has some theories on ass.
poehler is dating kroll. she was just posing with a co-star.
ReplyDeleteRon Swanson killed the marauding beast with his bare hands, skinned it, turned the fur into a coat, tanned the hide, parceled the meat into a flash-frozen survival kit, then used the bones to create rustic cabin chandeliers. It was the least he could do to wear this glorious vestment in honour of his brave deeds.
ReplyDelete@Slevin™, that comment is pure, unadulterated, glorious, WIN!
Delete@unknown in the real world I'm pretty much acknowledged as an asshole quite a bit bigger then anything you are trying to be here. But Ive accomplished and done things in my life that allow that. You I'm guessing stock shelves at WalMart.
ReplyDeleteIn the real world, you must be a true delight since you keep thinking of yourself as above par from other like little people and shelf stockers. No wonder you try to be a cool kid here. Now it all makes sense, sandybrook! Thanks for showing your true colors.
ReplyDeleteNick Offerman looks like Doctor Bombay from Bewitched.
ReplyDeleteFinally saw Wahlburgers..LOVED IT.
ReplyDelete@Ray - Right! They need to start expanding!
DeleteYw@unknown.
ReplyDeleteso so happy yeezus and kkrappy stayed home last night.Love me some NPH and David. Is it me or does the guy in the shades look like John Cusack back in the day?
ReplyDeleteAlso - @sandybrook, don't bother feeding the trolls - it only makes them stupider.
*more stupid Stacey.
ReplyDeleteIt's so neat when someone tries to insult the intelligence of another and FUCKS UP THE GRAMMAR.
sandy is obviously the kid you targeted first in dodge ball.
I think we all know the kid I'm talking about.
Scott and Kourtney are pushing their own luggage? That gives me a slightly different opinion of them. Nick Offerman was HYSTERICAL in We are the Millers!
ReplyDeletenot to worry @Stacey
ReplyDeleteI'm confused: why is sandybrook arguing with an unknown?
ReplyDeleteBecause he's a gotdamn idiot, that's why!
ReplyDeleteActually @hall monitor, they are both correct in American English. Stupid, Stupider and Stupidest - with stupider and stupidest in place of more stupid.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I realize I am not taking my own advice.
Nice, Stacey. You are right about that. My apologies.
ReplyDelete(I'm right about the dodge ball kid, though. Has sandy written all over him. Hard to miss)
And all this time I thought I was the only one who thought sandybrook was an idiot. The more you know!
ReplyDeleteSince he lost few weight,Mark Wahlberg looks better
ReplyDelete@TTM unknown=today's troll
ReplyDeleteOh sandybrook. So I'm the troll when you so blatantly try to run things around here? Queen sandybrook, everyone bow down.
ReplyDelete@Unknown, you're boring me to tears. Is this the best you can do?
ReplyDelete@Lowkey Aww give the troll a break. I'm sure it's hard to switch between 5 user names and think of something irritatingly boring to say toward someone who is probably one of the nicest readers here. And don't forget there's usually a 20-minute limit on the computer towers at the public library. A lot of pressure @unknown is under.
DeleteOh great the gang is here! I've been wondering when sandybrook's back up would show up. Typical middle school behavior.
ReplyDeleteOh, I've been here all day, just waiting for you all to get interesting.
Delete...still waiting.
I was working backwards, missed the whole day thing. Are you sure it's just one troll, sandybrook??
ReplyDeleteAhhh, LowKey, Hiddles is back, yay!
@TTM yep, just one who is trying to make the school theme happen.
DeleteOne troll responsible for today? Busy little beaver, eh?
DeleteAyyy oh, Unknown, if that is your real name, Kristin is awesome!
ReplyDeletePretty sure TTM because s/he is boring and not funny like the Hallowern trolls were. This one is pretty pathetic actually.
ReplyDeleteInconnu/e, or "Unknown", as you prefer to be called: Mange merde!
ReplyDeleteSorry folks, I'm not here to switch profiles or be "interesting" as you all claim I need to be. If you all think telling someone "I didnt ask you this morning to be funny or leave, I fucking told you" is something one of the nicest readers here would say then shit, I'm glad you all stick together in times of need when someone calls one of you out on your BS. It makes it clearer who's leading the blind.
ReplyDeleteWow, what happened here? Why is someone picking on Boo? Not like we're buds like Kristin and TTM are with him but he's a sweetie.
ReplyDeleteI liked Ms. Crabapple and the horse teefs person. But yeah the visit on H'ween had some funny contributors. I miss Amanda's wig. Oh and the Robin Sparkles one too.
Hold up, hold up, I do not stand with sandybrook! I thought he was a cool dude at one point, but we weren't buying curtains or anything. I said KRISTIN is awesome, and also LowKey, and hey, everyone has the right to post, we all have the right to scroll.
ReplyDeleteAwww, thanks, TTM!
ReplyDeleteTroll got its little troll feelings hurt...
TTM I know you've been kinda mad at me since I said JLo looked fat in that leather dress and needed to lose 5 lbs. That's Ok we all say dumb things once in a while but we aren't particularly annoying.
ReplyDeleteAs far as you @unknown you left out a key word in what you quoted me as saying the first word which was "Troll" and all of a sudden @unknown popped up out of nowhere. SO you just admitted you 've been today's mostly annoying, unfunny troll. You want to be liked here?get yourself a name post in a way that isn't annoying and repetitive and try to play the game just like everyone else. You'll see ppl will respond to you in a
good way. You dont have to be annoying and a jerk to get attention.
Not mad, sandybrook! Just didn't expect it, thought you were a cool dude and then the way you acted after alla that, I mean for reals.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we all needed to have this little talk to clear the air. Thank, you, Unknown, should that be your real name.
Namaste, bitches!
We all have bad days. I was yelling about feeding the homeless this weekend. Meh. It happens.
ReplyDeleteAs a palate cleanse: Mark Ruffalo dancing in his underwear.
Ok tomorrow is a new day and one day closer to KFF.
ReplyDeleteI think we need a little FFG in here to ease the tensio, yoohoooo VIP!
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