Five parts today.
Simon Cowell shows off his new haircut and color.
Snoop Dogg finally got into Australia and managed to find the biggest bowl of weed to get him through to the lunch hour.
Sean Penn has a staring contest with Charlize Theron's kid.
Long time no see in the photos for Teri Hatcher who looks pretty good here.
This is Celine Dion saying hello.
John Mayer was all dressed up at the same event and only used the word napalm three times.
Vanessa Hudgens is in another movie that stars
Rosario Dawson and
Brendan Fraser who probably thought he would never see another red carpet.
Penn is going to give that poor kid nighmares! Everytime I see pictures of Sean he gives off a huge creepy factor.
ReplyDeleteHe Gods Simon, not the too dark crepey old man skin color! I see Brendan Fraser got it too. :-(
ReplyDeleteSean, stop scaring the kid, I can see the Flinch from here.
Step away from the child Sean, Step away!!!
ReplyDeleteholyshit look at Penn step out of character and pretend hes all kinds of coo-chee-coo-chee-coo! JHC- creepy much?? He knows Charlize is way out of his league and so will stoop to anything haha Oh dear me that's awesome. awesomely fuckin creepy
ReplyDeleteBrendan Fraser looks like a real perv and not just old man perv. Like a hide your kids perv.
ReplyDeleteI worked for a venue + promoter in college and Snoop's catering requests were always hilarious. So many blunt wraps.
ReplyDeleteSNoop 4eva
ReplyDeleteHey john Mayer, that's a mighty big microphone...
ReplyDeleteWelp looks like the 'Simon Is For the Gays' rumors just got a boost from that pic
ReplyDelete*sigh* remember when Brendan was hot
ReplyDeleteOh snap! Penn is pap'd with Charlize's kid.. I guess it is serious.
Brendan used to be so sessy.
ReplyDeleteI believe this is fate. I took a quiz yesterday on buzzfeed about which celeb i should get high with and my celeb was Snoop! And here he is in the randoms with a small amount that we could smoke together. Call me, Snoop!!
ReplyDeleteI got Snoop too!
DeleteIt's like we're twins, Kels!! Let's go find Snoop and twist some blunts together!
DeleteAnd Simon needs to lose the zipper/butt head haircut.
ReplyDeleteSeriously!!
DeletePoor Jackson - that kid is going to have nightmares!
ReplyDeleteWas Sean fatherly to his own kids??
ReplyDeleteTeri looks like the joker with that smile..
LOL@Napalm
Vanessa Hudgens looks gorgeous. I think that girl is growing on me. Can't say I've seen any of her movies lately though.
ReplyDeleteLook how Charlize's son is leaning away from leather face. Poor kid.
ReplyDeleteRawr, Simon, rawr!
ReplyDeleteRun, Charlize Jr, run!
Sigh, Brendan Fraser.
Oh Brendan, your boyfriend still thinks you're hot.
ReplyDeleteSimon, yours doesn't but you're rich as Croesus so who cares?
Sean, terrorizing children and grocery stores is not cool. Charlize, Keanu waits for you, babe.
Teri - too late.
Celine - too scary.
Snoop Dogg - my favorite thing was when the NY Times would always refer to him as Mr. Dogg.
John Mayer - we can still see the douchiness from space.
I believe Brendan Fraser believed in this movie so much that he donated his salary to the women's shelter that is featured in part of it.
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ReplyDeleteLooks like Snoop and I had the same lunch.
ReplyDeleteMy opinion of Charlize has dropped. Why is she with him??? And subjecting her child to him as well?
ReplyDeleteThe Charlize/Penn pic disappoints me to my core. Sigh. I thought maybe, just maybe they weren't really together but this pic clinches it. Gawd. All of Charlize's hotness and sexiness just drained away....
ReplyDeleteSnoop's got a plateful of headies, let's go check him out, gang!
ReplyDeleteEwwww Simon Cowell ... he is so short in reality ... that shouldn't really surprise anyone with the way he acts though.
ReplyDeleteSo the goss on Sean and Charlize is that they are definitely dating and that she has told him in no uncertain terms that if he raises a hand to her or Jackson, she will not only call the cops and have him arrested, but she'll also call the media. He's fine with that, and has described her as 'a keeper'. I hope they're both happy - they do look pretty happy to me ... so who are we to judge?
Brendan Fraser looks ... um ... different ...
I find that pic of Sean Penn being playful w/Charlize's son charming. Simon looks gross. Vanessa is so pretty.
ReplyDeleteSimon couldn't look gayer. Sean couldn't look creepier. Brendan couldn't look more like a corpse.
ReplyDeletesean penn looks like he is showing Jackson the faces he makes when he fills his diaper. yuk.
ReplyDeleteI do judge the fact that Charlize has adopted an African American child and Sean Penn's son recently went on a racist rant. Hmm, wonder where he learned that stuff from? Nice photo op for the 2 of them though, poor kid.
ReplyDeleteGood observation, Alexa..
ReplyDeleteBrendan used to be so gorgeous. HE's not bad now, just not good looking. sad.
ReplyDeleteLol @NaughtyNurse and at "Mr. Dogg."
ReplyDelete...and next year, on little Jackson Theron's Christmas wish list...
ReplyDeletea one way ticket back to Africa, as it is a better gamble than any proximity to Sean Peen.