Random Photos Part One
Five parts today.
Hello Michelle Dockery.
Orlando Bloom shows off the latest in child safety technology.
Olivia Wilde looking very casual.
Roger Federer and
Maria Sharapova getting ready for the Australian Open by playing inside an office.
Sandra Bullock makes the morning school run.
Sosie Bacon - aka Miss Golden Globe
Taylor Swiftand her brother hanging out again.
Oh, Lady Mary, crack a smile why don't you. She looks good. I'm totally into Edith though. I'm wishing she would just ditch those geezers at Downton and go get a bachelorette pad in London. Can't believe her beau wants to become a German for a piece of Edith ass. Now that's chivalry ... or lunacy.
ReplyDeleteI have so done that with kiddos in the airport, just add two more about the same age and that was us!
ReplyDeleteIs that a Kevin Bacon Bacon? I am so old.
Did Taylor dye her hair gray?
ReplyDeleteI love Lady Mary but that bra is not helping her.
ReplyDeleteDo you think the original Enty would have tried to date Sosie Bacon just because?
I was thinking the same exact thing about the bra... or lack thereof.
Delete@Marieee Nah, it's always looked that way. Really gross choice of blonde.
ReplyDeleteFlynnKerrBloom!!
Ms. Bacon is kinda fug but her parents especially Kevin aren't much either.
ReplyDeleteCome on! Sosie is cute, almost charming in an unvarnished way. I appreciate a bit of normal from an Hweird spawn...
DeleteOlivia looks gorgeous. Orlando's son looks like he's holding on for dear life. Maybe he & Miranda taught him how..'...and if you don't hang on you'll go (drops on floor) big boom!!!'
ReplyDeleteTaylor's brother is kind of hot...
ReplyDeleteI know... but I think he is probably Taylor's one true love. That is probably why she is doing all that weird dating dance. It is a cover story...
DeleteAnd just so's we are clear, I do believe I would hit that boy.
Sorry to all who are offended by my off the top of my head theory about Taylor and her brother...
Lady Mary looks like she stepped offa Star Trek episode.
ReplyDeleteI love the fit on her, but the awful mustard color and the startrek 20s feel is just so wrong. She needs softer and sweeter profiles...
DeleteI was thinking Lady Mary got some bolt ons
ReplyDeleteYay the Australian Open is soon! Go Rafa!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I think Sosie is fine. But who said Kyra is funny looking? What?
ReplyDeleteLady Mary's rack needs something but she's classing up the "I have to pee" photo pose a bit. Mustard is an awful color - always.
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time, Taylor Swift fucked John Mayer. We should never let her forget that.
@ninotchka - According to that site which spills celebs' conquests, Taylor likes kissing and nothing else!
DeleteSosie is cute. She's in college I believe. At least her parents kept the kids out of the spotlight and they've had a fairly normal life.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Taylor 5-10 or 5-11? That would make her brother, what, 8 foot tall?
ReplyDeleteThat's Taylor Swift? I thought it was Martha Stewart!
ReplyDeleteSosie is lovely. Good job Kevin and Kyra!
ReplyDeleteI guess the Bacon kid only takes after her dad. His look does not work as well on a woman.
ReplyDeleteSosie Bacon is adorable.
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck is lady mary?
ReplyDeleteLady Mary is Michelle Dockery. She stars in Downton Abbey.
ReplyDeleteWell done you've found the first Brit who doesn't watch downton abbey lol:)
DeleteI freakin love Orlando's LV tote - it's gorgeous - my best Gay would cut that boy up for that bag. My key, lipgloss and iPad would get lost in it, tho it would fit my daily box of wine.
ReplyDeleteI just came on here to ask who Michelle Dockery is. Thanks ninotchka! Now, why does she get so much attention on this site? I never hear about her anywhere else.
ReplyDeleteYes @Kimba! That Yayoi Kusama LV Neverfull is fab! I noticed it right away … before the kid & the celeb. That says a lot about me right there.
ReplyDeleteSosie looks like a totally normal young lady. Nice to see someone dressed appropriate for her age.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Dockery looks amazing, as always. I have a Chaise in the same colour as the top of her dress - it's a gorgeous colour (reminds me of sunset).
ReplyDeleteNick Cannon is writing "call me for fun times - 555-xxxx".
Orlando reminds me a bit of a young Hugh Grant - he's a bit fuddy-duddy for his age.
Olivia seems more casual and happy now she's with Jason - when she was married to her former husband, she always seemed dressed-up and quite stiff.
Sandra Bullock is the eiptome of cool. She even manages to make biker boots that might look a bit try-hard on some women, look fantastic. Little Louis is a very lucky kid!
i'm starting to want to see the end of all things downton abbey.
ReplyDeleteI think Maria and Taylor should have some sort of height battle.
ReplyDeletePossibly a competition where they have to reach things on high shelves whilst wearing wide brimmed hats...
@Stepforded, what site is that exactly? You got me curious!
ReplyDeleteI haven't noticed until now, but it has been very nice not hearing about Miranda Kerr everyday like we used to.