Wednesday, January 08, 2014
Random Photos Part Four
I'm loving Jessica Simpson so much lately that I gave her not just one photo but
two today.
Kate Beckinsale was at a dinner honoring a designer. That is Emmy Rossum's butt in the background and
her front here with the designer and Iggy Azalea.
Dita Von Teese with her future possible sister-in-law Nicole Richie.
Kevin Jonas and the never ending pregnancy of his wife. She is due sometime in the next few weeks.
Keri Russell braves the cold for a school run.
Madonna and her new boyfriend because Sean Penn dumped her.
Marg Helgenberger in Vegas. Hello cleavage.
Yay Marg Helgenberger! I've never seen her here before! Jessica looks so great
ReplyDeleteWe need to discuss the whole fake Jonas pregnancy thing here...did they find a new adoptable baby or are they going to pull a fake still-birth? Cuuuz thats pretty redic.
ReplyDeleteRight? If they were, in fact, the subjects of that BI, they're really going all the way with faking the pregnancy. But, either way, I would virtually guarantee no one was involved in sexual relations to create the baby.
DeleteThe material she's wearing is not very forgiving when it comes to showing lumps and bumps from undergarments. If she's wearing a fake belly, I thought for sure you'd be able to see the strap that keeps it on, or a seam, or something. I don't see anything suspicious.
DeleteIt doesn't look like she's gained any weight and no noticeable boobage. Of course neither did Rachel Zoe.
DeleteThat whole BI was bullshit - as was the one that said Kevin is gay. Someone must really hate those two. And yeah, she has put weight on in her face.
DeleteOkay, so I have just read all the comments on the BI site about these two. My initial feeling was that someone is out to tarnish their reputations for whatever reason but I can't ignore the fact that these stories just keep coming and coming ... and coming.
DeleteFrom watching their reality show, I don't think they're particularly likable individuals (the Jonas family on the whole are more than a little cray-cray - their father is all about the money; and the DeLuises [sp?] seem awful - especially the sister who tries to hog all the attention); but they're nowhere near as bad as the Katrashians. Maybe Kevin is gay, even though I doubt it, it would take a saintly man to put up with Dani's boring monotone voice and constant moaning.
What would they have to gain from faking a pregnancy? Nothing really. If they were of the same ilk as the Katrashians they might do it to ensure another series of their reality show but I highly doubt it - he's earned enough money for them never to have to work again. But, then again ... they're more than a little boring - a baby storyline might increase the ratings.
Their house is currently for sale - maybe they're trading down to live more modestly so they don't have to live in the limelight? I don't know, but it's a possibility.
Commenters on that BI site have said a range of interesting things - from that you can see the strap of her prosthetic in the photos, to one person who said she was at the shoot and refused to stay for the "shower".
I don't know what's wrong with these people - why can't they just be honest about their situation?
Yea Sean needs a compliant docile chick not Madonna today at all. But it is nice to know that she likes her men gay cus if that aint gay face on dude then I don't know what is.
ReplyDeleteI was totally thinking the same. That guy is Gah-ay!
DeleteI was totally thinking the same. That guy is Gah-ay!
Delete@Murphy... how long has she been pregnant?
ReplyDeletePoor Madonna reduced to that type of shit now. Next it's Casper for her.
ReplyDeleteCasper! Sorry, the name cracks me up!
DeleteLove me some Jessica but gurlllll I can see your fat rolls in that dress. Even with fat rolls she still looks good though. You better werk it gurl. *snaps in the air*
ReplyDelete@Eros, i think those are her boobs!
DeleteI was set to say something similar about Jessica but I didn't know if was her boob or a fat roll.
DeleteFat roll. Look at her arms. She's fat as Hell and spanxed within an inch of her life.
DeleteHey Lotta and Sugar. I looked at that pic again but am confused because it really could be either. Its kind of disturbing. I think Lotta is right and its her boob. How does she do that and still maintain hotness Iis what I want to know.
DeleteLol @ Harry! Harry, I thought you said you liked curvy chicks in another post.
DeleteThe flesh-colored accents are unfortunate. It looks like her bare under-teat is exposed.
DeleteHmmm I think its both titty and fat rolls...lmao. Woo, who the eff is her stylist. And yes I took a 3rd look .
DeleteIf you look closely at her right (our left) side, that is flesh-colored fabric. Not the most flattering, but def. not actual flesh.
DeleteEros, I think that was Charlie. And he's right. I do like a girl with a few extra lbs on her. More cushin' for the pushin'.
Delete@ Unknown.. You are probably right. That looks like skin though. Wouldnt fabric stretch over that fat roll/titty roll part and obscure it and not indent like that. It just looks pretty impossible with how the dress is made. At the top though it totally looks like flesh tone fabric.
DeleteLol Harry. Touche'!
DeleteCrap.. Unknown scratch what I said you're right.thats flesh toned material. . It must stretchy as a mofo because it went under the curve of her boobs. It has to be separate from the dress.. quite the contraption Jess has on.
DeleteBut you don't understand that's the whole marketing campaign! She's just like us fat rolls side boobs back fat whatever! She could afford to be lipo'd and tucked like kpig
DeleteNot me. Im too vain to let myself get that way. Im looking forward yto getting old so I can stop being so vainglorious about what I look like. I admire any woman like Jess who exudes confidence in being skinny, normal, fat etcetera because if youre a woman you're expected to be thin. Its worst if youre pretty imo.
DeleteJessica's lips look great.
ReplyDeleteNicole Richie is looking scary.
Is it just me or does Dita look somewhat...off...as well? She's usually much more put-together than what I'm seeing here. Unflattering dress and extreme version of her usual makeup.
ReplyDeleteThat was the first thing I thought when I saw Jessica's second picture. Girl, you have two kids, support those ladies!
ReplyDeleteI like Jessica and wish I looked that good.
ReplyDeleteMadonna has strange taste in men. What's going on under those sunglasses?
Even my skinniest friends got puff face in the last two weeks of their pregnancy. Danielle looks identical to the day she became "pregnant" and even looks like she lost a few in her arms and legs. What 9 months pregnant woman do you know who can wear leather freaking pants!
ReplyDeleteI'm one week past my due date & no-one can believe I'm full term. And I'm not a skinny girl usually. Just a hard pregnancy & very hard time keeping food down through most of it. I always figured I'd be the type to blow up, but my belly button hasn't even popped out!
DeleteI was the same way...actually lost 40 lbs while pregnant.
DeleteCan we get back to the Dita & Nicole as SIL's, please? Does Nic even have a brother?
ReplyDeleteDita is seeing whichever Madden twin isn't married to Nicole.
DeleteIt's good to see Marg, she has a great body.
ReplyDeleteIf that is underboob cleavage on Jessica she really needs to stay away from cut-out dresses, and give the girls some support.
@Jacq- Enty means the Madden brother for Dita.
ReplyDeleteKate's dress is pretty but looks weird on top, like her boobs are trying to escape.
ReplyDeleteIt's boob day at CDAN.
Jessica's dress has flesh-colored sections, see the neckline. I think it's folds in the dress.
ReplyDeleteCharlize Theron is more compliant than Madonna?
ReplyDeleteHowever that guy could be Madonna's grandson at this point.
Jessica is trying too hard. And with the hair and scarf or whatever always camo-ing her waist/midfiff, I dont know how good her weight loss is. I mean she looks great but they are always covering up her waist area.
ReplyDeleteThe Jonas pregnancy is so much more depraved than the Beyoncé rumors. With Beyoncé, at least there was a baby, a wanted child and perhaps if it was true B just didn't want to come out with fertility struggles. With the Jonases, that's a baby for attention that went horribly awry. And to milk a tragedy so devastating (which is what they'll do without a doubt if this is true) is one of the most heartless ploys I've ever seen. Why didn't they just do AI or plan this out with a surrogate?
ReplyDeleteAnd there's the answer to the blind about the diva whose pay-for-play boyfriend said she didn't pay him enough to just be with her.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Emmy Rossum's dress!
I 2nd that - her dress is stunning! Jess always looks better to me w/o makeup. She's too 'done.'
DeleteNicole= scary.
ReplyDeleteWHY are you loving Jessica? Because she is orange? Because her hair is still in that stupid Barbie doll style? She annoys the fuck out of me, and I don't think she looks so great. I think her looks are fading, and WW needs to pick someone else. I hate her commercials.
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DeleteOh, and her lips look like slugs. Her Dr should be fired. The point of lip injections is people NOT knowing you had them!!
ReplyDeleteApparently just to piss you off, psl
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not fat rolls - looks like unfortunate material placement/color.
ReplyDeleteTTM, I guess so. She could look so much better than she does, if she cut her hair, and stopped with the lip injections. Or at least got a better dr, who didn't make her look this way.
ReplyDeleteMadonna sure does have a type doesn't she? (barring Penn)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Madonna? THAT'S the manicure you're going with?
ReplyDeleteI think Jess looks great except I agree with @paris. She really needs to get rid of that fakey blonde, too long hair and tone down the tanner.
ReplyDeleteI also thought it was a under boob peeking through.
There's a story over on Blind Gossip today about a minor celebrity at a photo shoot with a fake pregnancy. Sounds like the Jonas woman.
ReplyDeleteWherever Dita and Emmy Rossum are, the lighting is terrible. They both look bad. I won't even mention Nicole. Ugh.
ReplyDelete+1 @reno
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson is gorgeous, and I WISH I was "fat" like her!!
ReplyDeleteI'd love to have the surgeon that Marg Helgenberger has, she looks amazing. Nothing like her old self, but amazing.
ReplyDeleteWho wouldn't dump Madonna for Charlize?
ReplyDeleteDita's ankles look painful.
ReplyDeleteJessica is always hot whoever told her to "improve her image" should be fired. And I thought that was her underboob.
ReplyDeleteJessica reminds me of a bumblebee in that fur coat.
ReplyDeleteJessica did something in the eyes/forehead area. She looks harsher in that area.
ReplyDeleteJessica would look far better with blondey-caramel hair and natural skin (as opposed to orange / pink fake tan). That peroxide hair is just awful.
ReplyDeleteKate Beckinsale is boring.
Danielle Jonas is a strange looking creature.
Marg looks amazing - love her.
Madonna clearly has a type.
MARG has a good surgeon???? I love the lady- think she is a great actress, and was so attractive. But her upper lip does not move when she talks! I spent many a CSI episode staring at her, trying to figure out just what was so fucked up about her face now...I would never botox the upper lip, just because of her.
ReplyDeleteI totally understand being vain, and afraid of aging. But these women ruin their faces.......
Madonna thinks hiding her eye job will tone down her ticky-tack tranny from trannsylvania death mask palour. Her face skin always looks dewey like a baby in the delivery room. I wish she would hang out with Dita and learn how to paint and conceal like a timeless gorgeous grande dame. Madonna has so many Yes people around her to tell her she can pull off the no-makeup fresh youthful look.
ReplyDeleteOh dear! Why didn't someone tell that Jonas woman that her baby "bump" is unnaturally high...
ReplyDelete@paris: I agree with you about Marg on TV. There was something always off about her. I was saying that in this photo she looks great, And having botoxed my lip lines once and not being able to speak clearly or drink through a straw for several weeks, I would agree with you. Never again.
ReplyDeletehas anyone else noticed how Rachel Evan Wood and Dita Von Teese look really similiar in the facial area? O.o
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson is a natural beauty-she should just let it happen.....quit trying so hard. She looks best the plainer she is
ReplyDeleteMarg wow
I loathe Madonna......LOATHE
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ReplyDeleteJessica had to kill two members of Stryper just to wear that coat.
ReplyDeleteAww, Iggy's so pretty. And she's talented, I wonder why she's not a bigger star?
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