Monday, January 27, 2014
Random Photos Part Four
The Bachelor couple got married live on television. Does this mean everyone who watched has to buy a gift?
Speaking of weddings, tabloids are in a frenzy saying that Britney Spears is getting married which of course would require a notice to the court because of her conservatorship, but they forget about that part.
Chris Hemsworth has a hammer.
Claudia Schiffer makes a movie.
Dakota Fanning and her boyfriend at the Knicks game which also
had Meryl Streep and 50 Cent.
Eva Mendes at her usual pap spot-the grocery store.
Florence Henderson dressed in white and the White Ball. No blue balls allowed.
Gwen Stefani continues to look amazing.
Harrison Ford goes for a helicopter ride while his
wife goes grocery shopping. One seems less fun.
The hammer is his penis.
ReplyDeletecc: Captain Hammer
P.S. - Did I do that right?
Lol @ disco
DeleteLol
DeleteCalista needs to get back on track.
ReplyDeleteAre they just letting Bertney have a pretend engagement, without involving the courts? She'll probably never marry that douche, anyway. And they've got Vegas money to protect, so they can't let the guy adopt her like Trawick practically did.
ReplyDeleteHey Guys, Eva's coochie here: Can confirm even after shaving and washing me thoroughly, I still stank! Washing never makes the vaginal flatulence go away either.
ReplyDeleteThere is this girl I know on twitter who seriously tweets EVERYTHING about her day.
ReplyDelete"Just ate 4 crackers for a snack."
"Just brushed my hair 100 times lol #marshabradywhaaatt"
"Looked online for a new pair of shoes. Couldn't find any #sad"
"Why can't I find a man to love me?"
Anyway, that first caption up there about buying gifts for The Bachelor wedding sounds scarily similar to her. If I didn't know any better...
eva, how much sparkling water do you need?
ReplyDeleteGoing by Eva M's cart, I don't think she'd approve of Calista's bag of chips.
ReplyDeleteJason - Who would begrudge getting Lay'ed?
ReplyDelete*whompwhomp*
Eva -- all that healthy water and fresh fruits and veggies -- and a nasty frozen pizza. Must have a man living with her.
ReplyDeleteI'm reluctantly admitting that I watched all 2 hours of Catherine and Sean's wedding special last night. I feel so dirty.
ReplyDeleteI felt dirty when the honeymoon suite cam kept appearing!
DeletePoor Brit is morphing into a mee-maw.
ReplyDeleteI'd like some hammer, please.
Meryl and Fiddy. Who knew.
Meryl Streep sure gets around, MS and Fiddy? oh my
ReplyDeleteNot to sound stupid (opening up a can of worms there but...) what does cc: mean when used in this context? I know when sending memos.
ReplyDeleteThe trolling is weak today. I am disappointed.
ReplyDelete@LowKey: That is your opinion, but some people say:
ReplyDeleteInsanity Wolf is my favorite thing ever. YOU WIN!
Delete@Marion, Insanity Wolf is my lap dog. Try again.
DeleteBritney, do not wear clothes that highlight your schneck. Never a good choice. And change that awful hair color.
ReplyDeleteGwen, you look perfect.
Um, heyyyy Thor.
ReplyDeleteI don't know where to look first! Arm, eyes, arm,eyes, okay eyes!
@TTM, you're doing it wrong. :b
DeleteI lied, Seven
DeleteTsk, tsk, @TTM. You should be examining that fine widow's peak.
DeleteI totally was, Seven! Widow's peak means crotch, right?
DeleteFanning's bf is cute
ReplyDeleteI really don't think Brit is getting married-pleeez
THOR
Why is every other pregnant woman parading her bump but Gwen gets a pass? I don't get it...
ReplyDeletePreach it, @Steampunk!
Delete(I hope the hall monitor doesn't see this.)
@Sugar I'll be watching it this week too. Had to watch Grammys first. LOL
ReplyDeleteAwww, yeah, Reno. It was pretty boring, actually. And I really truly sincerely hope that are sexually compatible. I can't imagine buying the cow before trying out it's milk.
DeleteWith all Brit's money there is no excuse for she looks. I love her to the moon, and she's a beautiful girl, but she needs some assistance.
ReplyDeletePoor old Eva Mendes doesn't have a very exciting life, does she? The grocery store is just about the only place she's papped at nowadays.
ReplyDeleteBritney's not getting married - they're just spinning that line to keep interest in her at a healthy level. If she is getting married then Dave must've got a salary and benefits increase of such a mammoth level that he's happy to live in-pretend for the rest of his life.
Claudia Schiffer - blah.
@Sugar I know, totally agree. Poor thing was acting so horny on last weeks Sunday episode.
ReplyDelete2 words: Grown Sexy.
DeleteYou'll see. . .. . .
Oh and is Sean a virgin virgin or has he had sex before but just decided one day to wait for marriage before having sex again?
ReplyDeleteHe's one of those "Born again virgins". Blerg.
ReplyDeleteAlso, as an aside; my favorite wedding and couple is Ashley and JP. I was sobbing like a baby during that wedding.
ReplyDeleteDid Brit buy her boobs where Lindsay bought hers? Just awful!
ReplyDeleteEva - groceries will be there tomorrow. She has to be buying for at least two?!?!??
Hope Calista bought a comb in that bag...
ReplyDeleteOr at least a bottle of shampoo...
ReplyDeleteThor.
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