Ain't no SI party without Kate Upton.
Heidi Klum brought out her red leather.
Ireland Baldwin brought out something else. Her boyfriend.
Christie Brinkley isn't related to Dorian Grey is she?
Tyra Banks shows off her new wig. Borrowed it from Elvira.
Steven Tyler again looking a lot like David Spade with long hair.
Katherine Webb
Rebecca Romijn
The very first SI Swimsuit cover model, Babette March. 50 years ago.
Kate Upton's tatas always make me sad, all jacked up to Jesus in bras that are clearly too small.
ReplyDeleteKate Upton has SUCH a pretty face!
ReplyDeleteChristie Brinkley wins though.
Wow, everyone looks great! Except Steve Tyler and whatever is happening on Rebecca Romjim's head - she's still stunning
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine how much press Steven Tyler would get if he cleaned himself up and like...grew up?
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of gorgeous women!
ReplyDeleteI want the deal with the devil that Brinkley made...I'd sway her way!
ReplyDeleteOK, Kate Upton, you have boobs. I do, too, I just wear a bra that fits.
ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone still trying to make Katherine Webb happen? Go celebrity dive somewhere.
<3 the fabulous Christie Brinkley, and I do think Ireland Baldwin is pretty but the reverse cleavage trend is weird. Upton's are all in the middle, Baldwin's are all on the side. Happy medium, ladies!
I just can't with Klum's bangs, and I normally think she is lovely.
Tyler does a better whimsical pirate than Drop.
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DeleteHow old is Ireland? WAY too grown up of a dress.
ReplyDeleteIf Kate Upton didn't have those boobs, she'd never model.
ReplyDeleteChristy looks incredible, as does Rebecca.
Those tits are gigantic. I had no idea she was that huge. I presume she bought them?
ReplyDeleteIreland Baldwin creeps me out.
Steven Tyler creeps me out more and I'm an Aerosmith fan.
Oh TyTy, you are desperately trying to smize but you just look cray.
Who/what is a Katherine Webb?
The former Mrs. Stamos looks lovely although the hair's a bit fried.
Oh no they are all natural and jigglicious! It's just too bad her torso has such a boxy shape. Otherwise her face and body are gorgeous!
DeleteChristie is turning 60 next month...SIXTY!!!!
ReplyDeleteChristie Brinkley has been doing her upkeep for years…good doctors and never over did anything…
ReplyDeleteYou can do whatever you like on your face to look young but you cannot fake hard work on her legs. They look amazing still. As does Rebecca Romijn's.
ReplyDeleteKatherine Webb reminds me of ceiling eyes, Audrina Partrigdge.
Omg, @Sherry, I could not figure out who the Katherine Webb character reminded of- it is ceiling eyes for sure!
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ReplyDeleteNot even sure that Kate is wearing a bra. I think the cut and fit of the dress just doesn't work with someone as top heavy as she is. I still think she looks hot, but a different dress or a deeper V would have probably been more flattering.
ReplyDeleteAgreed with the over-Katherine Webb sentiment. She's nobody and her face is over contoured.
Kate - two words:
ReplyDeletecorset training. Do this for 6 months and you'd have an A-mazing bod.
Kate Upton looks like a complete heifer.
ReplyDeleteKate Upton has a toothbrush shape unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteBecky needs to get her roots done ASAP.
LOL @ Sherry! I googled "ceiling eyes" and got "the many faces of Audrina Partridge".
ReplyDeleteChristy Brinkley, Dear God!
ReplyDeleteAs long as Steven Tyler keeps his shoes on I'm okay with whatever else he does. Not sandals. Shoes.
ReplyDeleteThose who watch Fashion Police know what I mean.