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Apparently Polar Vortex is not a porn movie. Yet.
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Give it a couple of hours.
ReplyDeleteOh are you cold? Its 50 degrees where I am and will be 80 again by Friday (worth every penny this cost me too, not to mention throwing my life away)
ReplyDeleteSo I basically got fired on Sunday. Fuck my life. It's hard to fine a job nowadays.
ReplyDeleteOh I'm so sorry about Dragon! Start getting the word out that the lead detective in the CDaN unit is available and looking for work. Job offers will pour in!
DeleteLooking for work is a full time job. Best of luck to you in your search.
@sugar lol sure would. Thanks *hugs*
DeleteLet me do your resume RD. I've helped NBA players and Olympic Gold medalists...it'd be my pleasure to polish up the pinky ring of a fellow CDaNer
DeleteDamn Dragon, that sucks. I agree with sugar, just let your name get out on the market...positive thoughts your way..
DeleteIt is very very cold in Toronto...but luckily not a snow storm. Some of us did go without power for almost a week (not myself but close friends) over the holidays including Christmas.
ReplyDeleteAnyone watch Chelsea Handler last night? Enty is right---she needs rehab ASAP! She was so wired it was uncomfortable to watch. On the plus side she interviewed Kristen Bell whom I never knew was so funny and articulate.
Poehler Whoretex
ReplyDeleteStarring our favorite SNL alum
how that sucks @Snap--what did you do to get fired?
ReplyDelete@dragon
ReplyDelete@derek They are letting people go. Unfortunately, I was one of them.
ReplyDeleteSorry Dragon, I once got canned from a job five days before Christmas . Firings this tine of year seem a bit crueler
ReplyDeletesorry to hear that---just get out there and apply apply apply---aint gonna find a job here...trust me I know lol---I work part-time and am finishing the 2 credits in school I failed. Do u live in a big city with job opportunities?
ReplyDeleteSorry @Dragon! Hope you find a new one soon.
ReplyDeleteIt's 15 degrees here. :(
@Dragon Damn. That sucks. Hang in there.
ReplyDelete@Derek You need to check Bell out on Craig Ferguson. They're magic together.
will for sure---was never a fan. never hated her-she was just never in my radar but she is funny and seems down-to-earth. speaking of Ferguson have you ever seen him interview Brittany Murphy--yikes. Kinda sad but entertaining in an uncomfortable Anna Nicole train-wreck sorta way....
ReplyDeleteDunno about porn, but within a few months, it's going to be a Syfy Original TV Movie involving airborne sharks.
ReplyDelete@JAS: we had that exact same conversation at my house last night, lol. Maybe throw in some polar bears for Polar Bear Vortex Shark Snownado!?!?!
DeleteOMG @Derek You HAVE to youtube Bell on Ellen with the sloth! Have to!
ReplyDeleteThanks guys.
ReplyDeleteAwww, hugs to you my dear @dragon.
ReplyDelete@lotta *hugs*
Delete@dragon, We should really start up that crime unit we've been talking about...
Delete@Dragon Bet lol
Delete@Reno kk will for sure---nothing on tv these days so youtubing Kristen interviews sounds like a plan
ReplyDeleteCan The Locomotion be the theme music to "Poehler Whoretex?" I have it stuck in my head. Where's TTM with some C&C Music Factory.
ReplyDeleteThis winter weather we're having in SoCal almost makes the summer temps worth it.
ReplyDeletePole 'er Vortex sounds like Ole & Lena porn, ya? Oh, I almost forgot to Google DoubleDickDude...I was at lunch with the family during the discussion & thought it better to wait.
ReplyDeleteEverybody Dance Now da da da da duh
ReplyDeleteIf Paris Hilton agrees to star, it could be Pole Her Valtrex.
ReplyDeleteSo close! Sandyboo beat me to it! Gonna make you sweat till you...100 percent, puuuure blove
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say; Polar Vortex sounds exactly like a Canadian porn, just working on the tagline and traditional stilted dialogue. A good friend came up with the BEST canporn movie name ever:
Canadian Key Party: Where It's All A Horrible Misunderstanding
Tough @Dragon, best of luck and may you find something soon.
ReplyDeleteCan't the government move the end of fiscal year to a more neutral time of the year so the layoffs and firing don't happen during the holidays? Sheesh.
The name might as well be porn title with all the people that are staying locked up. It was -19 all morning where I'm at, but the wind is the worst of it all.
My area has hit a record low today, woo hoo.
ReplyDeleteIf one needs to warm up think of places in Australia hitting 50 degrees, Celsius, it's the new high over there, throw in the humidity might just as well wear a bathing suit all day long or nothing
Try Googling "Pole Her Vortex" that might turn up some results. Or cut to the chase and Google "Eskimo Porn". I have never seen Eskimo porn. Usually when I'm thinking of Winter Wonderlands, I can turn up some Hi Def Euro Barely Legals fooling around naked in the snow.
ReplyDeleteHow come Frosty pulled his pants down? He heard the Snow Blower coming.
What is the difference between Snow Men and Snow Women? Snowballs.
Lindsay Lohan was standing around, while a mechanic checked out her snowmobile. He walks up to her and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." She wipes her chin and says, "No, a coke dealer. If you can get that think running and hold one still, I'll blow a seal. I don't have any cash on me."
I'm the midst of a snowstorm, the power just came back on, simultaneously I realized that I have a terrible cold and must medicate with Benadryl and whiskey.
ReplyDelete@Dragon, lousy for you, hang tight!
Imaging Eskimo porn, I think it differs from the realism of Inuit porn, which I prefer.
@Kimba I read that as Intuit porn. HA. Is that when QuickBooks dominates a CPA?
ReplyDelete@Oneye, Quite different! A sanguine tryst, cloaked by a fur cover. Me getting high...
ReplyDeleteInuit porn?! I'm in!
ReplyDeleteThe Real Dragon, condolences and good luck with your search. Don't know where you live, but in Australia I have gotten a couple of my jobs through job agencies. Keep us posted.
ReplyDeleteIt was 6 degrees in Atlanta today just ridiculous. ..@dragon Delta is always hiring if you like free flight benefits and don't mind apologizing for the weather all the time
ReplyDeleteI did the google. Eskimo porn isn't all that aesthetically pleasing.
ReplyDeleteNSFW