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I thought I would have minty fresh breath this morning after all the mint juleps I had yesterday. Sadly, not the case as my assistant fainted when I breathed in her general direction.
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You sound like you're having a super jazzy day, ent man!
ReplyDeletePlease regale us with more incredibly interesting anecdotes!
At least you didn't fart in her general direction, amirite?
ReplyDelete(Sorry to all of you Monty Python fans for lack of a link.)
Hey Guys, Enty's breath here: Can confirm I reek of halitosis, digested bacon and stale ass. It's not the first time I've made someone faint either!
ReplyDeleteOK, not sorry.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure it was your breath and not something from the other end??
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ReplyDeleteWow, auto!
DeleteWell, not about food.
ReplyDelete@ConfirmationStation and Auto Co-Wrecked: Wow. That is really nasty. I wouldn't put my tongue in an ass for all the heroin in Afghanistan.
ReplyDeleteMr. Enty Lawyer, it is A2A, not A2M. You must watch the wrong movies.
@Marion Silver wit de rite duurty bicht a2m bees magickal.
ReplyDeleteAlweeys gets da returned favors thogh. Fare is fare.