Thursday, January 23, 2014

Off Topic

Most mornings I'm fairly sure my office smells like a distillery. I wish I had one in my office. Would save a whole lot of flask filling.

28 comments:

  1. this alcoholism thing isn't cute. its a real thing that people struggle with.

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  2. I assumed enty's office smelled more like a rest stop bathroom in the morning..

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  3. Hey, at least it isn't food!

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  4. Enty's office smells like vanilla and regret

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  5. Wanna borrow my Betsey Johnson flask? It's so cute.

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  6. At least it isn't coffee. I drink it once every other year and every other year I remember why I don't drink coffee. My mouth tastes like ass for hours. No amount of mouthwash can solve that problem. I'm literally breathing coffee breath out of my nostils and I feel like it's trapped in my nose hairs.

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  7. My hair smells like 151.
    crazy fukn nite.

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  8. Sounds like me in my furniture movign days. A couple times I stunks so bad like the booze from the night before, my co workers wouldn't let me in the house, except for the heavy items. Other than that I packed the truck and drank water all day.

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  9. Do people use flasks much anymore? I have one, but I've never used it.

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  10. My office smells like pot.

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  11. @Reno: Vodka in water bottles is the new trend.

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  12. Anonymous11:09 AM

    OT: @Kristin, I'm enjoying reading Night Film.

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  13. flasks are an old school thing. i have 3 but ive only used a flask once, when i was broke and didnt wanna pay to go out drinking. gotta be sneaky so as not to get kicked out, but i managed.

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  14. I'm brewing wine right now, strawberry and a plum, my entire house smells like a Bartles & James ca. 1985.

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  15. My computer is being a dick and I'm mad at it right now. Maybe a flask of vodka will help?

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  16. @ Sugar...vodka won't help with your computer. I gave a bottle of vodka to my computer once to speed it up, and my keyboard keys got stuck. Next time I'm drinking it myself.

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  17. I used to keep a flask of bacardi where the tool kit was supposed to be on my motorcycle so I could mix rum and coke while tooling around at bike events. This would be a relevant comment in the meth blind too.

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  18. How many flasks would a Fauxenty fill if a Fauxenty could fill flasks?

    Say it 10x fast!

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  19. I'm at work and I could really use a pint...or two..or three of Wreck Alley...

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  20. I ate too many twizzlers and am now trying to figure out how to hide them from myself.

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  21. Betsey Johnson does have a flask! So cute!!
    http://m.macys.com/shop/product/betsey-johnson-antique-silver-tone-pave-crystal-heart-flask?ID=1076964

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  22. I have the perfect flask, it's from the Jameson distillery, ah fond memories...anyway, what makes it the best is the round flatness of it, I'm sorta big boobied, so I slide it between my bra wire and under boobie. If I get frisked at a concert, they never find it, and it keeps my hooch at body temp. It's perfect I tell you.

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  23. Anonymous4:04 PM

    We were filming at an old house that had been converted from a pub a few weeks back ... they had renovated absolutely everything but for some odd reason did not replace the carpet (which I'm sure was a priceless work of art as it looked spectacular). Anyhoo, no amount of carpet shampoo would be able to get the smell of beer, wine and spirits out of this carpet and it reeeeeked! It was so awful :-)

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  24. Quick reality check, Enty of the day....
    Have you ever actually *smelled* a distillery?
    It doesn't smell anything like the finished product.
    By a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG shot.

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  25. Problem solved:

    http://gethired.com/apply/95e1707e-cc3d-440b-a387-756f5435c474

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  26. Not funny,get some help man. Thats no way to live. I read your posting about booze as s cry for help. Your drinking is not normal. Youre a very heavy drinker.

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  27. Not funny,get some help man. Thats no way to live. I read your posting about booze as s cry for help. Your drinking is not normal. Youre a very heavy drinker.

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  28. Distillery over cat pee ain't so bad. Ijs it could be worse.

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