Ryan Seacrest seems all weird again ... is he on something? Or just rusty, now that he's not doing E! News? (Surely not though - he's still on the radio, isn't he?)
Forgive me for not knowing my E! people, Kelly I recognize. Who in the hell is that guy with the higher pitched voice? It's like listening to an Alvin & the Chipmunks album.
hey everyone! Wheres the Biebs? @TTM would love to join the book club but not into crime books so much but if when Lena Dunhams advice book or Farrah Abrahams book on Christian parenting comes-out count me in!!!
WritergirlinLa that might be because a lot of these people are a flash in the pan. Zep,Bowie..acts like that actually made their marks with years upon years of consistent hits.
Whoot, hey @TTM what were you too busy reading your book & note taking, instead of spending time with us gossiping? Some were worried that Wendy nabbed you. Glad to that didn't happen, or did you come back with a survivor story?
The Cat Sadler segments crack me up. I love how they just put two ficas trees in the middle of the Staples Center parking lot for her to stand in front of.
SLIPKNOT are a classic hard rock band and they are dressed as evil clowns. They sound like every other band especially shit like Nickleback. And Korn but the clown gimmick makes them stand out
TTM it is an angsty refuge for punk white kids between the ages of 13 and 19. They enjoy strapping their wallets onto their jnco jeans, slipping on their etnies shoes, and blasting slipknot on their parents surround sound stereos while jumping around each other in circles and head banging like their lives depend on it.
You know Paris is desperate for attention when she agrees to get interviewed by G ... all the cool people go straight from the red carpet through the side door.
Ross would be well suited to a job commentating dog or horse races ... #fasttalker
1. Giuliana hits on anyone. 2. Ryan does something awkward/makes you feel uncomfortable. 3. Kelly is an ass. Be cautious with this one. 4. Someone says they are "just honored to be here". 5. Anyone is fucked up i.e. drunk/pills/snow white. 6. Kanye glares. 7. Someone is wearing something ugly.
@JSierra - that was until she realised that she needed these guys' help to make her "record" ... sometimes there's only so much Daddy's connections and money can do to help one's career flourish ...
"For his sizzurp, Justin gets bulk shipments of the codeine syrup he likes from Canada then mixes it with Fanta Pineapple before dropping a sweet in it. He even has a child’s sippy cup of it by his bed." - Daily Mail
I don't think G got the joke when that Black Sabbath dude was kidding around about what awards they were up for before he told her the real story ... she looked how she usually looks and didn't laugh ...
Fun fact: I have been in love with Pharrell Williams forever. I mean, even way back when, when he rapped a few lines in Snoop's 'drop it like it's hot'. He is such a beautiful man - not handsome, beautiful - I could just look at him all day!
Stepforded, remember at the GGs when Blanchett walked off from her Seacrest interview and told DiCaprio it was the worst fucking thing she sat through? And the mics picked it up? Just a theory.
Hmmmmmm…is this photo a hint at MV?????
ReplyDeleteNo, this is where we gather, yay!!
ReplyDeleteHashtag dismilf??
ReplyDeleteI've got my popcorn and my boxed wine y'all, I'm ready to go!
ReplyDeleteAgain, WHY IS KELLY CRITIQUING CLOTHING??
ReplyDeleteHey J!
ReplyDeleteGay dude is hot tonight!
Oh shit. I'm late!
ReplyDeleteHola, JLo! Still a bizarre dress.
Have wine, trying to prep buttermilk biscuits on commercial breaks!
ReplyDeleteEd Sheeran! Yay for4 ginges!
ReplyDeleteHis almost-beard, tho...
ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest seems all weird again ... is he on something? Or just rusty, now that he's not doing E! News? (Surely not though - he's still on the radio, isn't he?)
ReplyDeleteHe's a new dad?? Okay, a kitten. Man, no way this dude isn't getting some
ReplyDeleteGotta love a man who adopts a rescue kitten ... bless!
ReplyDeleteEww, John Legend is so hot. She just is obnoxious
ReplyDeleteJon Legend is a very handsome man.
ReplyDeleteShut up Chrissy, this is about Jon, not you.
Chrissy Teigan; Me mee mee mee then I then me! Mee mee mee! We need Beaker!
ReplyDelete@TTM - that's a lovely new picture of you and your little one! You both look so happy :-)
ReplyDeleteJinx, stepforded!
ReplyDeleteG's changed - thank goodness! Gosh, that dress and hairstyle just emphasises her skinniness ... :-/
ReplyDeleteThank you, Stepforded!
ReplyDeleteGood god, Giuliana. Does she EVER eat????
ReplyDeleteOoooh Aussies, take note! Alex Perry has dressed G today. Wow ... that's a good plug for him.
ReplyDeleteMan! Guiliana's dress is like a figure skaters reject pile
ReplyDeleteAaaaargh - not the mani cam!!! Lorde, stay away from it!!!
ReplyDeletePretty dress, whoever you are!
ReplyDeleteKasey Musgraves is rocking that beautiful dress - on someone else I may not have said 'beautiful' but wow - gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteMani cam: lame
ReplyDeleteOh, damn. A mani-cam? I don't know if I can watch this shit.
ReplyDeleteDid she really just ask for her loser's face??
ReplyDeleteKasey Musgraves looks like a young Catt Sadler ...
ReplyDeleteWhere's hot gay dude???
ReplyDeleteKelly Osbourne looks 50 dang years old in that matronly dress
ReplyDeleteUm ... why is Sarah Hyland at the Grammys?
ReplyDeleteOK. A fake Brit accent on Kelly. WTF? I might have to throw in the towel.
ReplyDeleteI want punk! Someone get drunk and crash this shit!
ReplyDeleteHang in there, nurse, we're gonna do shots whenever someone says "amazing!"
ReplyDeleteEnough of these two muppets ... surely E! can find better hosts than Kelly and Ross?
ReplyDeleteForgive me for not knowing my E! people, Kelly I recognize. Who in the hell is that guy with the higher pitched voice? It's like listening to an Alvin & the Chipmunks album.
ReplyDelete@NaughtyNurse - I've noticed she always ups the ante on her accent at these things, unfortunately ... hopefully she won't fill much of the two hours.
ReplyDeleteSomeone call for me @TTM I just ruined my carpet :(
ReplyDeleteAlready gave up. Watching skiing. Can't do the red carpet. Have fun, though!!
ReplyDeleteOoooh! Imagine Dragons!
ReplyDeleteThey referenced Malcolm Galdwell's book!
ReplyDeleteSmart and hot, hold me back, ladies!
ReplyDeletehey everyone!
ReplyDeleteWheres the Biebs?
@TTM would love to join the book club but not into crime books so much but if when Lena Dunhams advice book or Farrah Abrahams book on Christian parenting comes-out count me in!!!
Why is Paris Hilton there???
ReplyDeleteSeacrest is such a whore, just had to get a plug in for his radio station, didn't he?
ReplyDeleteLOL okay Derek
ReplyDeleteWeird John Lennon lookalike guy aside, I'm impressed with how smart these rockers look ...
ReplyDeleteOh gawd ... Paris Hilton just walked in with Birdman ...
Austin Mahone
ReplyDeleteI am old
Weird John Lennon lookalike guy aside, I'm impressed with how smart these rockers look ...
ReplyDeleteOh gawd ... Paris Hilton just walked in with Birdman ...
k i have to relocate my computer to the tv brb
ReplyDeleteOoh! Lets do shots whenever anyone says "blessed and honoured!"
ReplyDeleteSkylar Grey, that dress color does nothing for you
ReplyDeleteHot blonde!
ReplyDeleteI was hoping he Grammies might be a bit edgier. You know, cause us soccer moms are so hep
ReplyDeleteI missed Legend and his bimbo, Giuliana looks horrendous.
ReplyDeleteSharon and Ozzy!
Paris Hilton is there? This will not end well.
ReplyDeleteI love how Paris Hilton's date totally looks like he lost a bet
ReplyDeleteI used to be so hip and in the know. Now I know hardly any of these people! Ok Ozzy Osbourne I know. This is so embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteGosh, posting is taking soooo long ... and double-posting is happening ... and lots of site crashing .. phew!
ReplyDeleteAustin looked like Bieber's successor ...
Watch Kelly's head blow up when she interviews her Mum and Dad ...
Catt Sadler looked even thinner than Giuliana! How is that even possible ... :-/
Jeebus, is everyone 4?? And four feet tall?
ReplyDeleteAnother baby ... Hunter Hayes ... never heard of him, but wow - the industry is pushing them out younger and younger, so it would seem ...
ReplyDeleteSooooo what's the point of Slipknot again??
ReplyDeleteThis Hunter Hayes fellow creeps me the hell out. He reminds of Benjamin Button when he was a little kid/old man.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of creepy, what the fucking hell slipknot!
@WritergirlinLA - I know, right?! LOL ... my sentiments exactly
ReplyDeleteWritergirlinLa that might be because a lot of these people are a flash in the pan.
ReplyDeleteZep,Bowie..acts like that actually made their marks with years upon years of consistent hits.
Nobody will know these people in 2 years@writer
ReplyDeleteWow. I don't know any of those shows.
ReplyDeleteRyan - High hair. Some kid also with high hair.
Scary clown face with hookers? WTF?
Older woman in long blue dress - no idea.
Capital Cities?
I don't know these people. I don't know ANY of these people.
Wait, I saw hot dudes, where'd they go??
ReplyDeleteI was reading the comments, looked up at the tv and slipknot scared the shit outta me
ReplyDeleteHaha - Giuliana getting cut off mid-speech was funny ...
ReplyDeleteWhoot,
ReplyDeletehey @TTM what were you too busy reading your book & note taking, instead of spending time with us gossiping? Some were worried that Wendy nabbed you. Glad to that didn't happen, or did you come back with a survivor story?
What's with the commercials!!!
This thing with G acting like she's lusting after all the male acts is getting very old ... *sigh*
ReplyDeleteIndeed
Delete@TTM Did I miss our meeting today?
ReplyDeleteReno! Sorry! I thought with the Grammies we'd have to reschedule! I posted a few notes, sorry about that!
DeleteJust a bad week, Kimba. Here to drink wine and laugh at unfortunate clothing!
ReplyDeleteIf you put Cat Sadler on a roller coaster, her hair wouldn't budge!
ReplyDeleteIts not sn act stepforded
ReplyDeleteG looks terrible. Doesn't her husband feed her?
ReplyDeleteSo that clown wasn't part of Insane Clown Posse?!
ReplyDeleteJSierra, you're young! What's the point of Slipknot??
ReplyDeleteI'm sure a Capital Cities song was mixed into a house track I was dancing to last night ... good tunes
ReplyDeletewe are watching E right with Paris and Birdman? lolll
ReplyDelete....well this is odd.
ReplyDeleteI thought Paris was racist.
Oh yeah, Birdman TOTALLY lost a bet!
ReplyDeleteParis? Oh lawd, are they pimpin her out?
ReplyDeleteOne of these days Paris will have to have her back fixed from constantly doing that pose.
ReplyDeleteHippie alert! Sara Bareillles is awesome, though
ReplyDeleteOh shit. She's still doing the bendback thing.
ReplyDeleteWith some grill guy.
Oh, Paris has coke voice. That post-nasal drip will get a ho's throat.
Some chick hurrying into the shot.
This girl IS a fool - you go grill man.
Paris voice huskier than Lindsays
ReplyDeleteone point to Paris
One of these days Paris will have to have her back fixed from constantly doing that pose.
ReplyDeleteParis is recording an album?
ReplyDeleteShe should call it 80's Glamour Shot hair
k now we feel young right? lol
ReplyDeleteJSierra have you laid out the rules for the drinking game?
ReplyDeleteThe Cat Sadler segments crack me up. I love how they just put two ficas trees in the middle of the Staples Center parking lot for her to stand in front of.
ReplyDeleteSLIPKNOT are a classic hard rock band and they are dressed as evil clowns. They sound like every other band especially shit like Nickleback. And Korn but the clown gimmick makes them stand out
ReplyDeleteOzzy sans Sharon? They showed up together.
ReplyDeleteOh Kelly - my first look at her. WTF.
So far, Ozzy's my fave on this debacle of a carpet.
the wrong swan
ReplyDeleteOk if Catness Everdeen is your stylist.....
ReplyDeleteTTM it is an angsty refuge for punk white kids between the ages of 13 and 19. They enjoy strapping their wallets onto their jnco jeans, slipping on their etnies shoes, and blasting slipknot on their parents surround sound stereos while jumping around each other in circles and head banging like their lives depend on it.
ReplyDeleteOh no. OH FUCKING NO.
ReplyDeleteI actually liked Sara Barielles and this is the first time I've ever heard her say anything.
She's a fucking Valley Girl.
Poor Carole King - a goddess among trolls.
ok who gives a fuck about Tamar Braxton---wheres Toni??? NOW I feel old
ReplyDeleteYou know Paris is desperate for attention when she agrees to get interviewed by G ... all the cool people go straight from the red carpet through the side door.
ReplyDeleteRoss would be well suited to a job commentating dog or horse races ... #fasttalker
Haha Katy got a 'sneak peek' of people practicing?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's coy speak for 'I wanted to make sure they aren't going to sound better than me'.
Am I supposed to know this girl in the long blue dress?
ReplyDeleteSeems a bit much for the Grammys but obviously I know nothing about the Grammys anymore.
Shiny purple jacket. Okay.
Okay I kind of know Miguel.
Miguel looks a bit like the guy who played Raj on 90210 ...
ReplyDeleteMiguel is the perfect combination of Prince and Lenny Kravitz
ReplyDeleteTrying to post yet again. This site hasn't taken my comments in weeks. Ozzy is still a great singer for being Shakey The Clown.
ReplyDeleteThanks, J!
ReplyDeleteRingo!
ReplyDeleteRingo!! Note how his wife is not meee meemeee mee then I! We truly do need Beaker
ReplyDeleteWow, Ringo's wife is gorgeous
ReplyDeleteDrinking Games Rules: Grammy Edition
ReplyDelete1. Giuliana hits on anyone.
2. Ryan does something awkward/makes you feel uncomfortable.
3. Kelly is an ass. Be cautious with this one.
4. Someone says they are "just honored to be here".
5. Anyone is fucked up i.e. drunk/pills/snow white.
6. Kanye glares.
7. Someone is wearing something ugly.
Add more!
I think double shot if they say "blessed AND honoured"!
DeleteRingo
ReplyDeleteRINGO!
ReplyDeleteFinally, a real music star.
Oh, poor Barbara. Bad face work but at one time she was drop dead gorgeous.
Nobody's buying the hair Ringo, but we still love you.
He used to sound like an idiot. Next to these morons he sounds like a fucking genius.
Ditto!
DeleteAnyone know if there is actually going to be something on the Grammy's I might actually want to put the stereo system on for and actually see?
ReplyDeleteWow! It worked! I need several jrinks after Guiliana's drug or Adderall infused pre-show antics.
ReplyDeleteShe seems way too hyper to me.
Delete^5 for the Bobcat ref, Dingle :)
ReplyDeleteWho the hell is Ali Federwhateverski? Another pop singer I've never heard of? Nevermind. Doesn't matter.
ReplyDeleteok so I dont really like too much pop music---so not that excited about the show....
ReplyDeleteMissed a ton, but biscuits are in oven!
ReplyDeleteAli was a Batchelorette has no business at the Grammys
ReplyDelete@JSierra - that was until she realised that she needed these guys' help to make her "record" ... sometimes there's only so much Daddy's connections and money can do to help one's career flourish ...
ReplyDeleteor "I would like" to thank instead of "thank-you to"
ReplyDeleteI love music. But I like watching the fashions.
ReplyDeleteTriple shot - bottoms up! - everytime G lusts after an act ...
ReplyDelete*thank you
ReplyDeleteHow come they keep cutting G off and going to commercials? It was funny the first time but now I think it's just rude ...
ReplyDeleteI couldn't tell if Kathy Griffin said honoured, but did a shot anyway
ReplyDeleteoh Kathy being a mouthy red head is not getting you anywhere but the D-list ask TTM!!! lol jokesjokes
ReplyDeleteBack at ya Bacon Dressing.
ReplyDeleteAhahahahaha that Kathy won in the awards that aren't worthy of being televised.
ReplyDeleteI love JSierra's Drinking Game Rules.
ReplyDeleteI'd be dead by the end of the night.
Oh dear, Kathy Griffin, seriously bad dress. I can't believe Seacrest didn't push her off on Giuliana.
Where's my sizzurp?!
ReplyDeleteJust for you, @Writergirl:
DeleteJustin Bieber's Sizzurp Recipe:
"For his sizzurp, Justin gets bulk shipments of the codeine syrup he likes from Canada then mixes it with Fanta Pineapple before dropping a sweet in it. He even has a child’s sippy cup of it by his bed." - Daily Mail
Gloria Estefan, only you get to wear that, off the ice
ReplyDeleteI don't think G got the joke when that Black Sabbath dude was kidding around about what awards they were up for before he told her the real story ... she looked how she usually looks and didn't laugh ...
ReplyDeleteOooooh. Derek. Is that a Canadian on Canadian crime?
ReplyDeleteYay for bums on the mani cam!
ReplyDeleteD-list better Blog worse commentators @Derek
ReplyDeleteCome on ladies, do something funny with the mani cam, a la Elisabeth Moss! Someone knock it over with a guitar or something ...
ReplyDeleteKathy your shtick is old we do it funnier
ReplyDeleteYay! Charlie's here!
ReplyDeleteJaaaaarrrrred ... OMG ... what.a.gorgeous.man ... swooooooooon
ReplyDeleteMust be bright there. Or someone's eyes are bloodshot
ReplyDeleteOh Derek, you'd better hold my rings, Charlie! I don't read DListed anymore, sweetcheeks
ReplyDeleteJared Letos band is crap
ReplyDeleteJared!!! He's so method, even in real life.
ReplyDeleteJared! Friends! Shower!
ReplyDeleteThe Frozen Embryos were better
ReplyDeleteActually, those other 30 Seconds to Mars dudes are quite cute too ... 'specially the one in the middle! Jared wins top spot though.
ReplyDeleteJared Leto - a person I recognize!
ReplyDeleteStill needs a haircut.
Douchey bandmates.
He needs a better makeup artist. The face doesn't match the neck.
Coffin decor? Okay. Well he was great in Dallas Buyers Club.
Ariana Grande thought she was going to the prom actually.
ReplyDeletek so what happens when this blog reaches over 200 comments again?
ReplyDeleteI hope the awards finish in time ... some of these kids need to get to school in the morning.
ReplyDeleteBad move just then Guiliana - you had the pefect opportunity to plug Alex Perry again ... tut-tut ...
Oh that Ariana chick I don't know and only see on CDAN.
ReplyDeleteHer stylist Taylor knows everything.
AWESOME - drink!
Wow Leto is having a good year.
ReplyDeleteWho is this person that will never be approached to rep a fashion line?
Who is this gorgeous little girl? ?
ReplyDeleteTaylor Jacobson is her stylist! HA!
ReplyDeleteAriana's a fucking moron.
ReplyDeleteA MORON.
Good makeup.
@Derek Harvey - everyone has to drink four shots when that happens
ReplyDeletePharrell Willliams is amazing
ReplyDeleteSHOT!
Pharrell looking ridiculous in a Mountie hat and Biebs clothing.
ReplyDeleteWTF? Great hat!
ReplyDeletelove Pharel---look TTM hes dressed like a Mountie Streetwise style!
ReplyDeleteDafuq is on Pharells head? Did he steal that from Smokey the Bear?
ReplyDeleteIs Pharrell a Canadian Mountie?!
ReplyDeleteSomewhere there is a pissed off Smokey the Bear
ReplyDeleteUm, Pharrell, that hat? It's ridiculous
ReplyDeleteFun fact: I have been in love with Pharrell Williams forever. I mean, even way back when, when he rapped a few lines in Snoop's 'drop it like it's hot'. He is such a beautiful man - not handsome, beautiful - I could just look at him all day!
ReplyDeleteThat hat is RIDICULOUS!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the rules.......gulp....
Ugh I'm at work for this whole thing! I'll have to look at photos and keep up with how many shots I'll be taking when I get home lol
ReplyDeleteAyyyy Kendrick!
ReplyDeleteGlad members only gone wrong red jacket wearing Williams dressed up for the event
ReplyDelete(what kind of hat is that? It looks like a fedora mated with a cowboy hat)
I don't know blue suit guy.
ReplyDeleteCute though.
Why do they blank out the chatter? Even if they're exchanging swear words, who cares ... they just freestyle it, man!
ReplyDeleteKendrick snoooooze
ReplyDeleteMy mother had that same pant suit in the 70s, Kendrick!
ReplyDeleteme too @stepforded--hes one of my main celeb crushes
ReplyDeleteOne punk! Just one! Can someone please rage against this machine?? Pretty please?
ReplyDeleteAmber Rose looks like one of those trophies they give out at these awards shows ... tall bronze on bronze on blonde ...
ReplyDeleteWait - I know that bald headed blonde chick. Except for her name.
ReplyDeleteBanging body.
ttm--pink? pffft
ReplyDeleteStepforded, remember at the GGs when Blanchett walked off from her Seacrest interview and told DiCaprio it was the worst fucking thing she sat through? And the mics picked it up? Just a theory.
ReplyDeleteshe is BEAUTIFUL
ReplyDeleteI just returned to the room and caught Ciara - thought she was Kaley Cuoco Sweeting there for a moment.
ReplyDeleteKaley is probably too busy moving house to attend the Grammys anyway - she's just bought Khloe Kardashian's Tarzana manse.
Strange world where Amber Rose & Wiz K are an upgrade compared to Kim & Kanye
ReplyDeleteI can only look at Ciara above the neck. That dress was made for Whitney Houston
ReplyDeleteTrashians. Oh god.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I know Sierra. Pretty girl. The dress is almost good but not quite.
Wait, wasn't she one of JayZ's side pieces?
Such a beautiful face!
ReplyDeleteShe, herself, can really relate to that.
ReplyDeleteIt's really all about women!
Good lord.
He is BAKED
ReplyDelete@Kristin - I do! She doesn't care for Ryan much. I love Saint Cate! :-)
ReplyDeleteHate the word "bump" unless she's docking a boat
ReplyDeleteWiz is a little dork
ReplyDelete