Sunday, January 12, 2014

Golden Globes Show - Part Two

255 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:06 PM

    Woody reminds me of Uncle Terry ...

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  2. Anonymous7:07 PM

    Yuck! Why does Diane Keaton always wear masculine suits for these sorts of things?

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  3. Woody Allen is disgusting. He's gross like Roman Polanski, but let's give him an award. Why not?

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    1. Agree. Notice tepid response to him winning, and no Mia clips. He's just creepy to me now, and i was huge fan starting with " bananas".

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  4. Thanks for coming to get us, Marty McFly (TTM)!

    I love Diane's suit. I never do.

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  5. Thank christ a new post! I was getting scroll fatigue over there!

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  6. Anonymous7:09 PM

    ... and by Uncle Terry I mean Terry Richardson - both creepy weirdos.

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  7. This cut away shot to Julia Roberts with her hand on her chin is TOO MUCH. Stop

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    1. Right?! You know she practiced that in mirror. You can bet she had her speech all ready to go, lol

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  9. It's our density, Kristin!

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  10. She looks great but why the suit? AH just isn't necessary...

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  11. I'm staying here and never going back!

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  12. Anonymous7:10 PM

    Waffle waffle waffle - good grief ...

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  13. He couldn't even be bothered to show up. What a douche.

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  14. Is this the Woody Allen hour?

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  15. Diane is kinda kooky.

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  16. I didn't think Woody would show up

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    1. Sandy -he never has and will never show up at any award show, no matter what its for. And lets face it, his reception would be very iffy.

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  17. I dig how Woody sticks to his guns and didn't show.

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  18. Warrant out for his arrest?

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  19. Anonymous7:11 PM

    Let's start a rumour ... Kevin Spacey fancies Robin Wright big time. Have never seen him look SO happy. He just lufffs her!

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  20. Diana Keaton is hot! She looks like Tina (in 20 years).

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  21. Nice they give a tribute award and the winner blows it off

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  22. I like her kookiness but this Woody Allen praise...

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  23. Oh Diane.where was the music to play her off? We could have ALL been saved from that.

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  24. Somewhat OT, but I watched Rosemary's Baby last night. Great movie, but in looking at young Mia Farrow, all I could think of was the relationship fuckery ahead with Saint Woody. I wished I could have hollered "Girl, you in danger!!"

    And yes, I've been swilling my booze the whole time, too.

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  25. I'll take Diane over Woody any day.

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  26. Whaaa why two posts?

    Woody makes me want to vom in my handbag.

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  27. @Kloie: Totally agree. Glad he chose wisely to be a no show.

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  28. Robin got engaged yesterday Kevin still takes it ass to ass

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  29. Other than seeing RDJ, I'm still not impressed. I think I need a drink.

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  30. Should have had Ronan Farrow accept and have him throw it out in the audience. Then tap dance

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  31. Way back ygrn Mauxelkr she was screwing Ryan O Neal from when she was on Peyton Place then scored Frank Sinatra. Woody was a HUGE step down

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    1. Sandy, I THINK you may be addressing my Mia Farrow post. I forgot Ryan! I remembered Frank, and that Satan guy that knocked her up, and Woody. I still think Satan would have been the wisest choice for her.

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  32. People working with Woody Allen is the same as people working w/ Roman Polanski: It just shows you how much human garbage is floating around Hollywood.

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  33. Woody has always boycotted award shows. Not why he does what he does. I think he only went to the Oscars once.

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  34. Liam Neeson!! Where's VIP, damnit???

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  35. Liam looks great!

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  36. Kevin loves her because she's helping make him relevant again. too much time across the pond in the theatre.

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  37. Whenever I hear Argo, I think of corn starch

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  38. After Amy & Tina contract is done please bring back Ricky Gervaise back this is just all too nicey nicey they need the piss taken out of them again properly

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  39. ben is fucked up on something.

    Do he and matt not get along now?

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  40. Haven't seen: Gravity, American Hustle, Wolf of Wall Street, 12 Years a Slave, Captain Phillips...

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  41. Ben! He was so hot in the Chasing Amy era, he could even get it somewhere uncomfortable. Like a volkswagon.

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  42. Dammit! No love for the hustle... :-(

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  43. Anonymous7:19 PM

    Herpes/ear piece! Anyone could make that mistake...

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  44. Anonymous7:19 PM

    Whenever I hear Argo I think 'Stupid Ben Affleck - made New Zealand look REAL bad in that movie by getting the facts wrong and didn't have the decency to apologise. Idiot.'

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  45. You better not give her herpes! Us Sandy's stick together

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  46. Affleck is sweating like Jen found his Blake Lively pics...

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  47. They're pretty quick on the music trigger, aren't they?? Let the wee herpes fella speak!

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  48. Anonymous7:20 PM

    Uma looks gorgeous, as always.

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  49. Anonymous7:21 PM

    @timebob - I agree, but I don't think the majority of Americans understood his humour

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  50. Omg , Uma's dress! That is lovely! Brooklyn 99! Yay!

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  51. @Meauxelle yes I was

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  52. Did that man just say that GGs was better than saving a human life?

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  53. Anonymous7:23 PM

    I think it's incredibly disrespectful how, when one person is accepting an award on behalf of a group of people, the people behind that person start chatting amongst themselves. Shut up! You're on international TV! Wait until you're seated again before having a chit-chat!

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  54. What's Brooklyn 99 about? Never watched it. Scoop please!

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  55. Is this shit gonna end early my eyes are drooped and my fingers are useless?

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  56. @JSierra Dunno. The man speaking was a corpse, so maybe he's a bit resentful?

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  57. Wait, who has herpes? I had to run away really quick and apparently missed some good stuff.

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  58. Finally, a sign the Modern is losing traction. Thank god, it hasn't been good since the first season.

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  59. I saw an ad that said Ben Affleck is starring in "Gone Girl", so now I don't really want to see it, even thought I loved the book.

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  60. Brooklyn 99 is a cop show set in the 99yh police precinct in Brooklyn (which is fake)

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  61. Did the Count rate the best/worst?

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  62. Don't like Brooklyn Nine Nine. It's not as bad as Crazy ones, but I still think it's bad.

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  64. Thanks Sandy! I confuse it with that Reno 911 cop spoof.

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  65. @ candy, 1/2 hour comedy with a up to date Barney Miller feel… schmaltzy endings ala South park. Very funny.

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  66. Whoa Leo upset!! Sounds like they thought Oscar would win with that music they're playing

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  67. Christian Bale is like 'fuck this' and getting drunk somewhere

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  68. Yay, the Oompa Loompa won! Ick

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  69. fuckin Leonardo fuckin Dicaprio for the fuckin wolf of fuckin wall fuckin street, fuckers.

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  70. I hate Leo, ruins every movie he's in.

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  71. Blonde Satan Inna house!

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  72. I think this is Leo's year to win the Oscar he isn't a pretty boy anymore and the voters hate pretty boys.

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  73. Anonymous7:29 PM

    I actually think Jonah Hill deserved an award for that film moreso than Leo. But good on Leo.

    Fun fact: The house used in the movie wasn't the 'real' house Belfort lived in ... his wasn't grand enough for the film. Haha!

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  74. @Erik I totally agree! I get so much shit from friends bc I feel the same way.

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  75. Anonymous7:29 PM

    Yes, Leo, I know who I am - lovely that you thanked me - I love you too ;-)

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  76. Anonymous7:29 PM

    No stumbles for Reese!

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  77. If he wins the Oscar Ill never watch another movie in my fucking life

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  78. Lose the orange, famous people. You look ridiculous. Alla yous!

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  79. Reese looks like summer. I like it.

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  80. Anonymous7:30 PM

    Reese, dahling, slow down ... those not familiar with the English language will not be able to understand you.

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  81. Damn he gets to talk for a long time! Maybe he finally gave in and paid everyone off.

    Reese's dress looks fake on my TV, like it was colored on in paint or something.

    Did Lupita leave? :(

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  82. No way Leo deserves over Joaquin or Bruce Dern.

    Anyone know if Reese is an American citizen?

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  83. Reese is like a tiny little elf!

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  84. Now I'm loving Reese's hair, I feel better now.

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  85. Now I'm loving Reese's hair, I feel better now.

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  86. Uch, Leo is the worst. Haven't liked him since "What's Eating Gilbert Grape."

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  87. I love Chiwitel WhathisnameGreatActor

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  88. @sandybrook I will join you.

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  89. Booooo all you Leo haters!!

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  90. Ugh. Leo plays the same thing over and over. Which I was down with in 1997.

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  91. Hey yeah I can tell right away my credit rating sux thx Discover Card!

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  92. So happy for Amy Poehler. I'm one of the 10 people who watch Parks and Rec.

    Julie Bowen and the broad from The Help need to eat something stat.

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  93. Leo won, YOu know he about to get Crazy tonight. I wish I was there. *cries*

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  94. Sugar, right?! The galactic tanning is wounding my Jersey girl soul. (I went tanning once at the behest of my sisters for one of the 100 weddings of which I was a maid of honor. I started sweating and breaking out into hives. I hauled ass out of there and got me a vodka. Shudders.)

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  95. Kinda want to see Her and totally want to see American Hustle.

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  96. Leo plays my heart like a fine Peruvian flute at an intimate concert for the angels.

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  97. Oh shit the strip clubs over by Hollywood Blvd better watch the fuck out. (If I was him I go Tropicana's)

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  98. Anonymous7:35 PM

    @Susan - yeah, they're pretty thin but the worst by far has to be Anna Gunn in my opinion ... I'm calling bullshit on her explanation that "coritsone injections" caused her to gain weight. I had those in my foot after I broke it in a skiing accident and I didn't gain any weight. Ditto in the case of others I've known to have had it administered.

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  99. @sandybrook who knew Discover was still around?

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  100. I wonder if Orlando is going to give Leo a beatdown backstage?

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  101. Anonymous7:35 PM

    Oooooh! Richie Cunningham in the audience! :-)

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  102. @JSierra Fuckin' poetic

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  103. For someone who nearly burned to death Nikki looks damn good

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  104. Anonymous7:36 PM

    Aaaah Chris Hemsworth will always be Kim Hyde, from Home and Away, to me ...

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  105. Me because I use it fir cash advances all the time

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  106. Drew Barrymore's dress is ridiculous. But I kinda like it. She looks like a crazy old lady kickin' it in Florida or on The Nanny or something.

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    1. Yeah susie, shes chading the frump look. Having that huge all over pregnancy we women can all relate to. And yes she has always been affected, but in a sweetly charming way.

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  107. Has Drew Barrymore always been that affected?

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  108. My dirty flame for Joaquin is renewed.

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  109. Whoo hoo American Hustle!
    The only one I saw!

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  110. Anonymous7:38 PM

    I have that same lipstick Drew is wearing - it's a Chanel one. I wondered if she'd get freebies through her husband (his father was formerly the CEO of Chanel) - lucky lady!!!

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  111. Did he almost say "Thank the Academy"?

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  112. Love JLaw, but she's been tugging on that dress all night!

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  113. I wonder if it's awkward for Jess Chastain and Ron Howard at all.

    Charlie thank you, now if only Leo could hear the sweet, longing notes bursting from my soul.

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  114. Who is this dude and why isn't David O speaking? Sit down dude.

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  115. I really detest J. Law's whole look. That dress is so unflattering. It's like something Anne Hathaway would wear. What the fuck, Rachel Zoe? Is RZ still her stylist?

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  116. Producers should not be allowed to give speeches. This is ponderous.

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  117. I think Leo is a great actor as well

    Sowwy.

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  118. Yay ! Drew looks like cherry blossoms in the clouds, not bad for high pregnant

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  120. Jared Leto's hair keeps making me laugh. That guy seems like a trip.

    I'm rooting for Matthew M. Did they do best actor in a drama yet? I had to put the kid to bed.

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  121. Exec. producers get to speak because they sign the checks. It sucks but it's the way movies get made.

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  122. that's comin up @Susan

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  123. The money guys usually do the speaking.

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  124. No threes 3 best awards still left actor actress and movie

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  125. Anonymous7:42 PM

    I wish I'd found this site sooner - I've had a fun afternoon reading through all the witty comments!

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  126. ok Producers can give speeches but they don't have to mouth breathe into the mic so heavily and hold it like they are blowing it

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  127. Susan there is no way Rachel is still her stylist, she would not let anyone even look at the dresses J has been wearing lately, let alone actually wear them in public. She also would not approve of the whole Kate Gosselin thing Jen has been rocking lately. I love a good pixie, but that one is just horribly aging.

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  128. The money guys are always the first people listed in a movie's credits. Unless your Spielberg.

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  129. I cant believe y'all kept me awake through this entire show! Ive been up since 4 :30 and will be again!

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  130. Holy Shit.Super models vagina line

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  131. I swear they've timed this to take advantage of blog commenters, or is that just me? * sniff* falling made me accept my limitations. Darn Olympics commercial...

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  132. Oh they didn't love the vag joke.

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  133. "Like a supermodel's vagina..."

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  134. @Keeshlo: not tonight. When Enty packs the Randoms w/ red carpet pix tomorrow, I'll do some lists.

    Age is catching up to Leo. Dude is looking weathered.

    What the hell did they cut out, or they fuck up trying to cut the "supermodel's vagina" line?

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  135. Apparently, "Philomania" is a movie.

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  136. She was really good in blue jasmine!

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  137. Anonymous7:46 PM

    I actually think Tina's earlier comment to Amy (pretending to be 'Randy'), where she said 'your father could be here' was a bit mean, considering the Chastain / Howard situation.

    Leo has gotta stop thanking Scorsese ... it's getting a bit comfortable.

    Yay Cate! Nicest lady EVER! :-)

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  138. We all shit on AnnE last year for thanking ppl she forgot, while presenting. Will the same go for Leo?

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  139. Yay Cate is bombed!

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  140. I think Tina reads the gossip sites just like us.

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  141. Anonymous7:46 PM

    Cate! Let's play you some dinner music all the way to the stage. A few vodkas is not enough.

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  142. I know , right Charlie? Bought fell out...

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  143. What vagina joke! I get up to refill my drink and miss all the good shit, again.

    Uumm did I just hear a Judy Garland barbituates joke?

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  144. hey Jessica your daddy is in the room tonight!

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  145. @ timebob - Thanks!

    JSierra - OMG. I know, I hate her hair. Why would they part ways? J. Law got such rave reviews last awards season. Maybe RZ is cutting back due to getting knocked up again? I stil can't believe Rog is straight.

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  146. Anonymous7:49 PM

    @timebob - yeah; save all the 'blowing it' for the experts - the actresses - eh? ;-)

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  147. Idris keeps smiling at me!!

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  148. @JSierra You need to keep your booze on you with a baby bjorn. Like Sandybrook.

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  149. Jessica has some drunk hair going on right now.

    It's okay Idris, I will comfort you tonight! And for the rest of your life. I'll never let you go!

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  150. Cool, now I know how to pronounce that guy's name.

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  151. Dazed and Confused reference! YES!

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  152. Anonymous7:50 PM

    He's such a fruitcake. I'm not a fan. I thought he was going to start doing his humming thing for a moment there ...

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  153. Me and Mathew are homey's we drink like fish

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  154. Kristin that's where I keep my chihuahua. She catches all the wine I spill.

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  155. Catfight between JSierra and TTM for Idris' affections.

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  156. MMc was SO good in DBC!!!! Hes still bongo-licious! Count-will be looking forward to your lists!

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  157. Who do you think is doing coke during commercials?

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  158. I keep gettin older, and these girls just stay the same age

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  159. I love, love, love Dazed and Confused.

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  160. I thought Camilla just kicked his ass out?

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  161. Best speech of the night to Matty M

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  162. Idris? Just so you know? There's this thing I do with my tongue? Call me!

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  163. TTM already loses because she is Canadian.

    Hehe I'm just kidding! I'm Canadian too, it is the home of my people although I myself have never been there.

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  164. It is kinda cute how nervous everybody is, even Matthew M. Good for him. I hope he rides the wave to the Oscars.

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  165. "I love those redheads"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjhN9bAeQE

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  166. That's what I love about college girls @TTM they always stay the same as I get older.

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  167. Mmc was more coherent then I thought he would be...

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  168. Anonymous7:55 PM

    @love/hate - there's Coke on the craft table out back, for sure ... did you see how red and watery Affleck's eyes were?

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  169. Please tell me Matty M was joking when he said his wife calls him 'my king'

    but best speech of the night, shitting on the studios for passing on the movie and winning the award. Well done.

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