Who's gonna be posting here tonite? I dont know if I can watch any of it (football and Shameless) but if I manage to Ill be shitfaced when or if I post.
Well I'm already off to bed here in England once tonight's Sherlock is over. Should be a good year for British success (or so all our papers would lead us to believe). Hoping the red carpet crisis is sorted - wouldn't want a celeb getting wet feet.
I can always watch it on demand tomorrow or whenever Showtime shows it tomorrow I guess Melissa. I also watch the Don Chessmen show but pass on Matt LeBlanc.
I'm staying up all night to watch it live. Red carpet and award show. (I'm in Ireland) My man is getting up with the kids in the morning. Mama has cocktails to consume and gowns to criticise while wearing my pyjamas. Cheers folks... *Clink*
Yay, Low Key! Wine and snuggy at the ready, this has GOT to be better than the Enty special last night, nobody watched it with me! Be a pal and send over one of your puppies, woncha?
Oh not to be remiss but hi to all the newbie lurkers who will be reading and possibly joining us tonite. We are smartasses every fucking day but usually we dont drunk post--join us!
I know, right, Steampunk?? There I was, wine and snuggy and all alooone. I even had to call to get the channel added (you know, right when it was starting, not before, pfft). I don't know if it's available online, it only just got shown here in Canada last night. Because apparently we are in Siberia
You have to pay for E! In Canada? Here the give it to us for free but I'm boycotting it until the Kartrashians are gone and Gregg Kinnear hosts Talk Soup again :(
Well ttm,tonight we will Get It ON! Hahaha. Damn forgot to charge the e CIG. Since I can't see the pre party ( no E either,lol) y'all best be descriptive for me.
Chores done, dogs done. It's only 2pm, is it too early to put my house dress back on and bring out the box of wine? Conflicting tv, the finale of Styled to Rock will be on and I kinda really love this show. Guess I'll be remoting in one hand, drink in the other, toes on the iPad. That will be my drunk excuse.
BTW @TTM, I think Enty has a new career after last nights E special. He's still the wizard & yes, I noted his voice cracked when he said "hooker", I think he felt really dirty sitting there in the dark. He's kinda what I expected.
Kimba quick run to macdonalds/fast food and get a straw and munchies. I swear that iced box wine through the MCD' s straw is the best primal joy short of your thumb. Go! Nothing matches mcd's straw for width and pliability.
I started my morning with Bloody Mary's and smoked gouda grits. Ending it with my girls Tina & Amy, CDAN crew, Bourbon,crab rangoon, and outfit judging!
Crap, I forgot to catch the entiy last night on E! Certainly not an every day poster but I've been around since I was pg with my soon to be five year old.
Thanks for the tips Steampunk, sads for me the nearest fast food is over 100k from where I live, maybe my neighbour can spare some moose meat. thanks Sugar for keeping us On It!
@Steampunk I have to pace myself since I woke up around noon and have been refusing solid food all day. Bloody Mary's, some wine now, will move on to Dirty Martinis once Amy and Tina show up.
I'm calling for American Hustle to sweep. Too much momentum right now.
Got it! Pour the win into your coffee thermos, that way if you spill it while reaching for the various things , it won't make a mess. Success! Now you can be comfy...:-)
TTM super sors, just when we were mending our relationship. Funny, I just finished that tall can NOW. I was all setup, then my husband came through and goes "oh, that Enty special", like the b*itch knows what he's talking aboot! Then we were out the door. We watched the rest when we got back in. But I'm back baby!
Mmm dirty martinis...sigh Kristin make some microwave nachos and let em get cold and nasty. That's when they're the Best O:-) Plate,chips,bag shredded cheese,nuke! Yum ( I have found that salsa makes choppy Veg unnecessary) Top with pickled jalapeño and wallah! Desperado nachos!
Did you know they sell wine in a boxed drink container, like what they sell cocnut water in? I just stocked up so I can join in the fun. Its been a while since drunk j posted, I hope I don't embarrass myself (not likely). I'm even going to bust out the laptop soni can type as furiously and as much as my little heart desires with autocorrect hijacking my thoughts.
Holy velvet! He looks sharp though, you know Ryan agress with me too hehe
Tatiana! She looks beautiful, but I am just biased because I adore her and Orphan Black. Guiliana looks great from the neck up, that dress looks like a reject pageant gown.
I'm missing the E show. :( Hubby has bedroom TV, kids have living room one till 7, and I refuse to go in teenagers gross room to watch her TV. Keep me informed till 7 people!
Wooo Kristie! I love Sarah Hyland, she seems really sweet but I'm not sure I'm liking the milkmaid hairdo. TOm Ford is having a good night, isn't he? Naomi looks so shiny and beautiful!
Hi everyone! *Waves out* I have a cup of tea and piece of banana cake here ... it is Monday morning for me, after all ... waaaay too early for anything exciting :-/
Dayum those women behind Elizabeth are mean mugging the shit out of her. I never had an opinion about her before, but after this interview I love her! She seems like a lot of fun.
Okay we need a drinking game! 1. Manicam 2. Ryan checks out a fella 3. Someone wears something ugly 4. They show Lena 5. Kelly brags about her celeb friends
Uh-oh - you know how I said in an earlier post today that Tori Spelling was allegedly in arrears at her former rental home (but I didn't think it sounded right?), well another publication is reporting - with evidence - that they were served a notice to pay up within three days, or move out! Crikey - that's awful. Strange how they moved to a more expensive house.
The drinking game should include chugging the entire beverage whenever someone makes a crack about Amy Adams boobs. Because you know the "least supported" jokes are going to be coming.
Is this where one waits with wine and snuggies?
ReplyDeletethe weather's lovely in cali today. everyone should be glowing in the light as they walk it...
ReplyDeleteWh00t!
ReplyDeleteI actually have no desire to watch tonight. Looking forward to the recap here. I'm watching HBO.
ReplyDeleteCount down to the red carpet is on E!
ReplyDeleteLast Year was fun. Cant wait.
ReplyDeleteWho's gonna be posting here tonite? I dont know if I can watch any of it (football and Shameless) but if I manage to Ill be shitfaced when or if I post.
ReplyDeleteSandy come back when you're shitfaced!
ReplyDeleteIll try Sugar ive done it before and I can do it again.
ReplyDeleteMe. I'll also be watching Revenge.
ReplyDeleteGiliian woman from E! is skinny as hell
Oh hey the 49ers won its PARTY TIME for you too Sugar bring on those Seagulls!
ReplyDeleteYay! Sports! ;-)
ReplyDeleteWell I'm already off to bed here in England once tonight's Sherlock is over. Should be a good year for British success (or so all our papers would lead us to believe). Hoping the red carpet crisis is sorted - wouldn't want a celeb getting wet feet.
ReplyDeleteuh oh I'm an OTHER Melissa
ReplyDeletesandybrook first episode Shameless season 4 is free on youtube, watched it already
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xysfhP2fPv8
Ok I know I've already posted major on this thread but I just need to say I hope Aaron Paul wins!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Sugar, there will be no thread-jacking shaming tonight! If everyone doesn't post at least 25 times, I will assume their internet is spotty
ReplyDeleteI can always watch it on demand tomorrow or whenever Showtime shows it tomorrow I guess Melissa. I also watch the Don Chessmen show but pass on Matt LeBlanc.
ReplyDelete*Cheadle thx spelchek*
ReplyDeleteI ate already, I'm just here for the snarks
ReplyDeleteOh good three hours to discuss what is going on with Kelly Osborne's hair.
ReplyDeleteLove the Globes! We'll have fun tonight!
ReplyDeleteI'm staying up all night to watch it live. Red carpet and award show. (I'm in Ireland)
ReplyDeleteMy man is getting up with the kids in the morning. Mama has cocktails to consume and gowns to criticise while wearing my pyjamas.
Cheers folks... *Clink*
Oh look who's here !!!Ive been looking under tables for you all day Kristin!
ReplyDeleteAwww thanks Sandybrook! CDAN buddy system!
ReplyDeleteAny bets in whether JT and Biel try to high jack the red carpet by showing up with the case of the babies?
Yay! Liveblogging during awards shows is my fave. Last time there wasn't a thread. Thank you, Jesus and the CDAN peeps for getting it together.
ReplyDeleteNah he doesn't touch her I'm certain of that (shes more masculine than him in any case)
ReplyDeleteThe DH is watching football, I shall rely on you all to keep me informed. I'm on the couch with my wine, my dogs, and a Snuggie... I'm ready!
ReplyDeleteYay, Low Key! Wine and snuggy at the ready, this has GOT to be better than the Enty special last night, nobody watched it with me! Be a pal and send over one of your puppies, woncha?
ReplyDeleteIf blogger stops eating my posts, I will be around. :-)
ReplyDelete@Low Key what's "DH"? Damn husband? Derek Harvey?
ReplyDeleteSorry @TTM. E was showing Wild Wild West in the states.
My kids are bowling with dad, I have espresso in hand and will follow along with all the cool kids! ;)
ReplyDeleteI can't believe no one watched with you ttm! The bastards! :-) . I would have, but no cable & no computer to even see to join:-(
ReplyDeleteIs it on YouTube?
Oh not to be remiss but hi to all the newbie lurkers who will be reading and possibly joining us tonite. We are smartasses every fucking day but usually we dont drunk post--join us!
ReplyDeleteI know, right, Steampunk?? There I was, wine and snuggy and all alooone. I even had to call to get the channel added (you know, right when it was starting, not before, pfft). I don't know if it's available online, it only just got shown here in Canada last night. Because apparently we are in Siberia
ReplyDeleteHi Newcomers!! I only post when I've been drinking. Don't let Sandybrook fool you.
ReplyDeleteYou have to pay for E! In Canada? Here the give it to us for free but I'm boycotting it until the Kartrashians are gone and Gregg Kinnear hosts Talk Soup again :(
ReplyDeleteTruly, is anyone else ready to strangle blogger and throw it in a wood chipper that is then sprayed onto the children of the corn....?
ReplyDeleteHmmm Kristins drunk--im not surprised!
ReplyDelete@Steampunk I feel the same way. Except replace "Blogger" with "VIP at the 2 o'clock blind".
ReplyDeleteSandy *drinking* not drunk yet. I'm a lady.
Well ttm,tonight we will Get It ON! Hahaha. Damn forgot to charge the e CIG. Since I can't see the pre party ( no E either,lol) y'all best be descriptive for me.
ReplyDeleteHey Kristin , what is your maintain drink of choice? I always went for icy chilled wine ( unless it was Margarita night!
ReplyDeleteKristin, you will know when this lady has passed drinking on her way to drunk: I'll be changing my avi to just boobs for Harry.
ReplyDeleteSteampunk, yay!!
Sandyboo, I didn't have it as part of my package is all. Enty, you have now affected my TV programming. Use that power for good only
Chores done, dogs done.
ReplyDeleteIt's only 2pm, is it too early to put my house dress back on and bring out the box of wine?
Conflicting tv, the finale of Styled to Rock will be on and I kinda really love this show. Guess I'll be remoting in one hand, drink in the other, toes on the iPad. That will be my drunk excuse.
BTW @TTM, I think Enty has a new career after last nights E special. He's still the wizard & yes, I noted his voice cracked when he said "hooker", I think he felt really dirty sitting there in the dark. He's kinda what I expected.
ReplyDeleteKimba, I wasn't going to say anything, but you TOTALLY left me hanging! Oh sure, first it was all "I have my tall can"and then NUTHIN!!
DeleteKimba quick run to macdonalds/fast food and get a straw and munchies. I swear that iced box wine through the MCD' s straw is the best primal joy short of your thumb.
ReplyDeleteGo! Nothing matches mcd's straw for width and pliability.
I started my morning with Bloody Mary's and smoked gouda grits. Ending it with my girls Tina & Amy, CDAN crew, Bourbon,crab rangoon, and outfit judging!
ReplyDeletePERFECT!
Orvilla that sounds fab! I wanna switch bodies with you for the night!
ReplyDeleteI'm so ready for the Pre-Show!
ReplyDeleteWe need to put up our Winner Predictions.
I am the zen master of straws ♓* bows *♒
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ReplyDeleteI have a 7 pm pre show! Yay! That's eastern standard USA for all you, everywhere.
ReplyDeleteCrap, I forgot to catch the entiy last night on E!
ReplyDeleteCertainly not an every day poster but I've been around since I was pg with my soon to be five year old.
sewer pipe burst flooding the GG red carpet
ReplyDeletemight be a lil stinky walkin' in
Thanks for the tips Steampunk, sads for me the nearest fast food is over 100k from where I live, maybe my neighbour can spare some moose meat.
ReplyDeletethanks Sugar for keeping us On It!
Cool for the list! Got my picks in double categories:
ReplyDeleteWant to win. And
Will probably win
Hahaha
Oh kimba! :'(
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry... I think...I need to think!!!! Don't worry I'll think of something...
@Steampunk I have to pace myself since I woke up around noon and have been refusing solid food all day. Bloody Mary's, some wine now, will move on to Dirty Martinis once Amy and Tina show up.
ReplyDeleteI'm calling for American Hustle to sweep. Too much momentum right now.
American Hustle do it bitches! Dont even try spelchek imma gonna be careful tonight becuz my hands dont feel like working this teeny keyboard.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna post the full list here but it took up all the space. Here is the list In colicky form.
ReplyDeleteColicky form!
DeleteThank goodness I hate olives
ReplyDeleteGot it!
ReplyDeletePour the win into your coffee thermos, that way if you spill it while reaching for the various things , it won't make a mess.
Success!
Now you can be comfy...:-)
Is Kaleys d/bag wearing jeans and tees again tonight?
ReplyDeleteTTM super sors, just when we were mending our relationship. Funny, I just finished that tall can NOW. I was all setup, then my husband came through and goes "oh, that Enty special", like the b*itch knows what he's talking aboot! Then we were out the door. We watched the rest when we got back in.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm back baby!
I thought I was the only one who ate smoked gouda grits!
ReplyDeleteMmm dirty martinis...sigh
ReplyDeleteKristin make some microwave nachos and let em get cold and nasty. That's when they're the Best O:-)
Plate,chips,bag shredded cheese,nuke! Yum ( I have found that salsa makes choppy Veg unnecessary)
Top with pickled jalapeño and wallah! Desperado nachos!
Smoked Gouda Grits are sooo good! It was a great morning.
ReplyDeleteGot one more hour left til preshow :-D
ReplyDelete@sandybrook Greg Kinear?!?! Nice! Love it.
ReplyDeleteI would even accept John Henson Orvilla!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE JOEL MCHALE and he is the best thing aboot The Soup!
ReplyDeleteKimba, it's all good, you're here now! Let's globe it up!
5 minutes til red carpet! Kaley Cuoco is probably waiting right at the gate with her dumpster dive husband.
ReplyDelete@Violet
ReplyDeleteWe don't get Sherlock until the 17th…..so jealous
Remember be descriptive. If u can
ReplyDeleteWait its 7pm already :( fuck me I passed out and didn't even know it oops fell asleep I mean.
ReplyDeleteMy preshow will b a wrapup short
ReplyDeleteDid you know they sell wine in a boxed drink container, like what they sell cocnut water in? I just stocked up so I can join in the fun. Its been a while since drunk j posted, I hope I don't embarrass myself (not likely). I'm even going to bust out the laptop soni can type as furiously and as much as my little heart desires with autocorrect hijacking my thoughts.
ReplyDeleteGo jsierra !
ReplyDeleteIt comes with straws too amirite?
ReplyDelete^Haha - "cocnut." *Giggles*
ReplyDeleteYay JSierra is here! Hottieindahouse!
ReplyDeleteYAY Internet Drinking Pact!
ReplyDeleteSteampunk, there are a lot of boxy, crop top action going on so far. Nudes, golds, and pinks.
Hayden Panty Tears in boring black Tom Ford; Zooey Deschanel in boring gold Oscar DLR.
Sandy I think I got jipped because I have no straws boo
ReplyDeleteYay I'm excited for a fun and snark filled Sunday night!
Jason you got a problemo with my cocnut? o_0
Margot Robbie just incited a collective "HOLY F***" from all patrons at the drag bar I'm at. She. looks. sick. (In a good way)
ReplyDelete@Kristin - she's gorgeous, isn't she? She used to be on 'Neighbours' (long-running soap) here and always seemed destined for great things.
DeleteSo far, Kelly Osborne, Hayden and Zooey made terrible dress choices.
ReplyDeleteGosh I hope Tommy Lee Jones is there tonight! He's always such a treat!
ReplyDeleteZoey looks like side plate mash potatoes.
ReplyDeletecall me when the real stars come
Ahh just down them then J. If you fall down we will catch you.
ReplyDelete@sandrook Yeah, I was a Henson girl.
ReplyDeleteDrag bar? uhoh!
ReplyDeleteKevin Spacey is lookibg dapper and eyeing up all the pretty waiters
ReplyDeleteSteampunk i like your two lists. I gotta get to it!
ReplyDeleteI really want Parks and Rec to win tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amber Heard is looking a little Bride of Frankestein...
ReplyDeleteLeslie Mann is looking a little Lollipop Guild...
ReplyDeleteBut dragon its the wannbees that are trying to create the buzz. How daring will they go?
ReplyDelete@steam hopefully none. altho i do need some laughs
DeleteLadies, seriously, brush your hair!
ReplyDeleteThis is on E!? Maybe pic-in-pic doesn't count against boycott :(
ReplyDeleteLeslie Mann has a case of joker mouth- what causes that???
ReplyDeleteHoly velvet! He looks sharp though, you know Ryan agress with me too hehe
ReplyDeleteTatiana! She looks beautiful, but I am just biased because I adore her and Orphan Black. Guiliana looks great from the neck up, that dress looks like a reject pageant gown.
All this refreshing and scrolling is hard!
ReplyDeleteLeslie needs to go to rehab for an eating disorder order herself
ReplyDeleteBruno Mars bouffant plus Christian Bale's teased American Hustle comb over = the mess on Amber Heard's head.
ReplyDeleteGuiliana Rancic, sigh, don't say anything if you can't say, hey! She's slender!
ReplyDeleteBe sure to watch everyone in the background, you can pick up some juicy stuff back there!
ReplyDeleteSo I turn it on and the 1st thing I see is Seacrest. OUT!
ReplyDeleteBoobies on the blonde, much better!
ReplyDeleteCan't STAND Lena Dunham! Just looking at her makes me stabby
ReplyDeleteSteampunk are you getting a live feed?
ReplyDeleteSandybrook, you ain't (taint) seen nothing til you've seen a 6'2 dude dressed as American Hustle JLaw.
Just saw a flash of Lena. I hope its better than her previous attempts.'
ReplyDeleteTotally just a lurker but I've been drinking mimosas all day, so I feel like part of the group.
ReplyDeleteI'm missing the E show. :( Hubby has bedroom TV, kids have living room one till 7, and I refuse to go in teenagers gross room to watch her TV. Keep me informed till 7 people!
ReplyDeleteWelcome @Krystie
ReplyDeleteYAY Krystie!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm watching E's Live from the Red Carpet - Leslie Mann looked lovely; didn't see Judd Apatow though.
ReplyDeleteGiuliana's jewellery was amazing, as you would expect for ~$3m - I hope she has a bodguard or two with her. Her dress and make-up are gorgeous.
I love Awards season! :-)
Yay Krystie!
ReplyDeleteYou and me both, Nap
I loathe Lena! Her 'girls' look squashed in that dress. Idk what commercials everyone else is getting but Jenna tacklova? Resembles ivanka a bit, no??
ReplyDeleteSarah Hyland is adorable, but there is a very big difference betwizt the colour of her neck and her face...
ReplyDeleteI come back from my 8 block round trip to the general store for my pink Zinfandel, some Smart Food,
ReplyDeleteWHADDA I miss? Lols.....
Maybe I'll drink to every pinkish dress, like now, gulp.
I like looking at all the bitchy publicists in behind
ReplyDeleteGawd Sarah Hyland is boring - waffles on, too ...
ReplyDeleteNaomi Watts looks gorgeous - yay; represent Australia!
Whoever that chick in pink is makes Giuiliana look fat
ReplyDeleteIs it on now? I'm watching Peyton Manning pull a Ron Burgandy.
ReplyDelete*Note: I love you, SDers! Just enjoying the game. :)
Liev! Liev! Liev! Looks like skinny pants on that suit....loved Goon
ReplyDeleteI'm here for the snark and perversion;)
ReplyDeleteWooo Kristie!
ReplyDeleteI love Sarah Hyland, she seems really sweet but I'm not sure I'm liking the milkmaid hairdo.
TOm Ford is having a good night, isn't he? Naomi looks so shiny and beautiful!
LUPITA!! The very definition of flawless!
LOOKIT THE STUNNER FROM 12 YEARS!!!
ReplyDeleteLUPITA!!! She's got GOOP's Tom Ford in red. DAMN.
ReplyDeleteThe mani-cam is all that is wrong with the world.
aaaagh. im trying to run too many things at once. no on the feed dammit
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww, Kelly Osbourne looks awwwwful
ReplyDeleteYes Lupita. Gorgeous. I would. I would
ReplyDeleteI love how they zoomed in on Aubrey Plaza's necklace to not show the nipples, Bwawhaha!
ReplyDeleteZooey looks so bad, like a giant unused tampon.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna kick blogger ass.
ReplyDeleteWho is this fat guy with the bad haircut?
ReplyDeleteCould you narrow that down, Sandyboo?
DeleteI'm feeling like a bad person because I am really hoping Kelly Osbourne gets hits by that camera / boom zooming around behind her
ReplyDeleteThat's Ross Matthews he has gained back a lot of weight recently.
ReplyDeleteYay! Since I can't see anyone's golden globes, I'm coming here for the details but staying for the snark! And to keep from drinking alone ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with the all the people walking in front of the celebs getting their photos taken? Rude ...
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan at all of Kelly Osborne, but ... she looks really lovely today! I love her hair like that. Nice make-up and dress also.
Catt Sadler seems drunk.
LOL TTM Kelly actually doesn't look as bad as I thought she would.
ReplyDeleteThx he looks like a mess. And hes commentating on style?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on with Aubrey nips? I didn't catch it. Mainly because I can't stand her...
ReplyDeleteSandybrook, Ross Mathews aka Ross the Intern. Got his start doing segments for Leno.
Aww, I love Ross!!
ReplyDeleteTtm, you just have discerning taste. Who else needs nailing?
ReplyDeleteAh shit that commercial made me tear up. Girl Power!
ReplyDeleteAhhhh. LENA! no non no
ReplyDeleteIt's her mouth. I hate it
ReplyDeleteEven with p-i-p Lena Dunham looks disgusting :(
ReplyDeleteoh Lena, you look like a giant Lemon
ReplyDeleteHeeeyyyy Charlie.
ReplyDeleteZosia looks like an angry 45-year old first wife
ReplyDeleteI just want to mute her! Dislike! Lena
ReplyDeleteOhh Zosia those earrings are alll wrong sweetie.
ReplyDeleteI want to rip that dress of Elizabeth Moss and wear it every single day.
I'll say it again, Lupita is absolute perfection.
Lupita is the most gorgeous person I've seen tonight
ReplyDeleteSo elegant and stunning.
DeleteElisabeth Moss looks great! Love her hair brown.
ReplyDeleteCharlie!
ReplyDeleteI am now in front of my forty inch TV 21 min for me, keep it coming so I can agree later when it makes no sense, lol
ReplyDeletePretty red dress Lupita.
ReplyDeleteLupita is smoking...just sayin'
ReplyDelete@Kristen Hey there, Chica. Drink up
ReplyDeleteLupita=flawless red carpet style!
ReplyDeleteThey are just showing Lena too much!
ReplyDeleteAmy Adams! Boobies for the count!
ReplyDeleteLena, awkward.......not good at all..." Youre being a good mother to yourself", WTF Seacrest? NEXT!
ReplyDeleteAmy , YES! boobies!
TTM! Darlin. How are you? Glad you escaped from the trunk
ReplyDeletethe 12 years a slave actress is just rocking that cape!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Ross Matthews does look rather cuddly ... shame; he was looking so healthy and trim a couple of months ago.
ReplyDeleteThis woman in the red looks great (never heard of her before; has a really long name).
I agree about comments re Zooey - what has she done to herself? She used to be so pretty :-(
Ewww there's Amy Adams - can't stand her - and she forgot to wear her bra ...
Of course Amy would copy Lupitas cape!
ReplyDeleteI am fangirling like crazy over here with Emelia, Tatiana and Lupita. I will shut up now.
Will Forte, shave your face! You're at an awards show! Some people can pull that off, you , sir, are no Miami Vice
ReplyDeleteHey charlie, I love a drop in. OK all lurkers, let's show em what we're made of! Weekend Warriors Unite!
ReplyDeleteLupita is truly gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteCompeting red capes.
ReplyDeleteWill Forte was amazing in Nebraska.
TTM! we typed boobies at same time - double drink!
ReplyDeleteI'm good, Charlie! Enjoying the show??
ReplyDeleteWho is lupita?
ReplyDeleteDouble shot, Kimba!
ReplyDeleteLupita is the hot black girl in the red dress Steampunk
ReplyDeleteCharlie in da House. Snarking from a raging heterosexual viewpoint.
ReplyDeleteI will take the high road, and let you ladies comment on the boobies. No Comment, say I.
I have to see the Chargers lose before I flip over to the red carpet and break out the cocktails.
ReplyDeleteSteampunk, Lupita is Best Supporting for 12 years a Slave.
ReplyDeleteStepford, totally agree.
Am I the only one waiting to see Margot Robbie's boobies again?
Is Elizabeth Moss drunk?
ReplyDeleteIs Elizabeth Moss drunk?
ReplyDeleteHi everyone! *Waves out* I have a cup of tea and piece of banana cake here ... it is Monday morning for me, after all ... waaaay too early for anything exciting :-/
ReplyDelete@Trixiefirefly No. She's a Scientologist. ;)
ReplyDeleteIf she is she should post here
ReplyDeleteDayum those women behind Elizabeth are mean mugging the shit out of her. I never had an opinion about her before, but after this interview I love her! She seems like a lot of fun.
ReplyDeleteOkay we need a drinking game!
1. Manicam
2. Ryan checks out a fella
3. Someone wears something ugly
4. They show Lena
5. Kelly brags about her celeb friends
Hi Stepforded. Munching on fresh baked ciabatta bread here
ReplyDeleteI think a lot of the girls wouldn't mind a banana Stepforded
ReplyDeleteOff Topic:
ReplyDeleteUh-oh - you know how I said in an earlier post today that Tori Spelling was allegedly in arrears at her former rental home (but I didn't think it sounded right?), well another publication is reporting - with evidence - that they were served a notice to pay up within three days, or move out! Crikey - that's awful. Strange how they moved to a more expensive house.
My ladies! !
ReplyDelete<3 Amy and Tina
ReplyDeleteThey look so good! Sexy Amy even!
ReplyDeleteThe drinking game should include chugging the entire beverage whenever someone makes a crack about Amy Adams boobs. Because you know the "least supported" jokes are going to be coming.
ReplyDeleteMargot Robbie looks amazing from the eyebrows down
ReplyDeleteWow - look at Margot!
ReplyDeleteTina looks gorgeous (as always). She could totally carry hosting responsibilities on her own.
Tina can't ever get the hair and dress right :(
ReplyDeleteMARGOT!!!