Monday, January 13, 2014

Golden Globes Photos Part One

Julia Roberts

Amy Adams
Olivia Wilde
Margot Robbie
Jennifer Lawrence
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
Reese Witherspoon
Bradley Cooper
Taylor Swift
Sandra Bullock

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:20 AM

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44 comments:

  1. MISCH6:23 AM

    Oh Sandy NO…that dress..

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  2. Pip6:24 AM

    Bullock's dress is pure fug.

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  3. TaterOnTheCouch6:25 AM

    I hated Sandy's dress although not as much as I hated Paula Patton's. Reese is perfection.

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  4. Unknown6:25 AM

    Sandra's face perfectly sums up what I think about that dress. What are you thinking, Sandy!?

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  5. Ninna Zanette6:28 AM

    Oh Sandy, why?

    And what about J-Law's dress? It's like she wrapped herself in a towel and used tape to hold it all together.

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  6. surfer6:30 AM

    And Julia Roberts looks any better? Please. It looks like she's wearing a bandeaux over a blouse. Fail.

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  7. Anonymous6:32 AM

    Is there a stylists strike like the writers strike of 07-08?
    Tina Fey's dress looks like the one Kat Dennings wore the other night same dress?

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  8. libby6:34 AM

    I admit my schadenfreude when Julia showed up looking like THAT.

    And I also enjoyed BCoop's losing again this year---He can't ACT well enough to stow his sourpuss bitchface every time he loses.

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  9. epiphany6:35 AM

    @surfer - actually, it IS a bandeau dress over a white blouse. Confirmed at another site which focuses on fashion. Pretty fug, huh?

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  10. Seven of Eleven6:35 AM

    Why is Taylor Swift at the Golden Globes?

    I love Jennifer Lawrence but that dress looks like the crocheted TP holder at grandma's house.

    Reese nailed it. I still can't believe she's not starring in Gone Girl.

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    1. Jessie6:40 AM

      I think Swifty had a song nominated for an award.

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  11. Flashy Vic6:35 AM

    Lawrence, Witherspoon, Bullock, Fey, Poehler, in that order.
    Brace yourselves, you lucky, lucky girls.

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  12. S.joy6:39 AM

    Reese looks GOOD. Flawless.

    I better see pics of Lupita Nyong'o today! Or else! Yes, Enty that was a threat!

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  13. Jessi6:47 AM

    All lovely ladies (that includes you Coop) except for Julia! She is a disaster, and I love it!

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  14. LottaColada6:48 AM

    I think Reese is best dressed on my list. The color, the fit, everything. If only she weren't such a betch!

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  15. Susan6:59 AM

    As I said last night on the live thread, J. Law's dress is olden time grannie undies gone horribly wrong, not that they're ever right. Rachel Zoe needs to hold a press conference about this. Dressgate, indeed.

    Olivia Wilde looks gorg. Not loving her hair, but if you could rock that with a bun in the oven, I give you major props.

    Julia Roberts: Bwahhhhhhhhhh. She looks a hot mess. She should have just worn the dress with the jeweled belt.

    Stylist strike of 2014 - LMAO. It seems true. At least Joan will have plenty to work with.

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  16. Marieeee7:00 AM

    Jennifer Lawrence's dress reminds me of that scene from The Little Mermaid when she's wrapped in a sheet, with ropes holding it up on her.

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  17. audrey7:05 AM

    Aren't these dresses from top designers who everyone claims love dressing women? I would think this proves that most male designers are asshats who would rather be dressing their cats.

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  18. Paint Chips7:13 AM

    You have to work hard to screw up a black and white dress yet, both Jennifer and Julia's dresses sucked.

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  19. Meanie Rhysie7:16 AM

    Oh, while it's great that Jennifer Law escaped the kidnapper's trunk, it's a shame she couldn't shuck the sheet and electrical tape wrapped around her.

    LOVING that Julia looks like sheeeeeeit!! Heheehehaahaaa!!!

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    1. Steampunk Jazz4:44 PM

      Bwahahaha rhysie, best description of this monstrosity of all!

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  20. Seachica7:24 AM

    Someone forgot to remove the bondage straps before letting JLaw out of the house.

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  21. Kelly7:33 AM

    I think Jlaws dress works on her. AND I like Sandy's.

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  22. Kimba8:19 AM

    I only like Julia's dress because it reminds me off a cheap, polyester mall dress my mom bought me when I was a slutty youth. Mine was shorter and really pushed my boobies together. I win Juila!

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  23. Kimba8:23 AM

    I meant SANDI, I wins Sandi!

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  24. Cassiopeia8:23 AM

    Loooooove JLaw's gown.
    Don't like the top of Reese's...makes he chest/ torso look matronly.

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  25. Eros8:29 AM

    Sandras dress looks like something pieced together in home ec class. Julia toberts dress bored me to effin tears. Something you wear to church or bible study. Jlaws dress looks like she really IS from west virginny.. all she is missing is banjo and a haystack as a stage prop.

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    1. Eros8:31 AM

      Or kentucky but does it really matter all those states are buttfuck backwards anyways

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  26. bitsnbobs8:56 AM

    Julia needs to fire her stylist because this dress is not good at all and it typifies what she's been wearing lately...

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  27. Count Jerkula9:33 AM

    TOP 3

    Amy Adams

    Margot Robbie

    Jlaw


    BOTTOM 3

    Spoon

    Swift

    Roberts

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  28. Thomas Fisher9:36 AM

    Olivia is mesmerizingly beautiful in that dress. She always dressed well in the Golden Globes.

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  29. Henriette9:37 AM

    Julia Roberts never could dress, so I'm not surprised she is wearing something so fug. Sandra Bullock looks like a kid got to her with too many crayons, and JLaw is now competing for the "Worst Dressed" at each awards show.

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  30. Kimba9:45 AM

    In that dress, Reese should go audition for RHOC and when her marriage crashes, Millionaire Matchmaker, her career is winding down.
    Yawn everything. Nice body. That's it.

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  31. Amartel9:49 AM

    Julia = I know I'm not going to win and I'm going to have fun anyway

    Reese - I'm not even trying anymore

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  32. JosieJo10:12 AM

    I look at Julia and think: I get it. You're a mom. You're not a spring chicken anymore. You're a married woman and and Oscar winner and have nothing to prove to anyone. You no longer have to flaunt your body for attention. But I DON'T CARE! Jeez Julia! Snap out of it. She looks like she just gave up; like her marriage was a huge mistake and like she's depressed. And pissed off that there are other actresses there that she can't stand and she looks pissed off. Pissed of and uncomfortable. That is what that outfit says to me. ok... rant done.

    Kind of like Sandy's dress but not on her. Maybe on the Modern Family girls.

    Was Amy A wearing a dress from a cut scene from her movie? ijs

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  33. Unknown10:27 AM

    Can't help but secretly love that Julia looks terrible. Bad on the inside = ugly on the outside

    Reese darling you can be such a bitch but yes you rocked it

    Sandy WTF really?!

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  34. NaughtyNurse10:58 AM

    I know I'm in the minority here, but I think Reese looks unusually boring, and she is usually perfection. And I like Jennifer Lawrence's dress! I think Julia's dress didn't work for this event, but it would be a great gown at something less formal.

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    1. Baba11:11 AM

      Agreed. Reese's dress is super boring. I totally scrolled right past it and had to back to see what everyone was raving about. Total meh.

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  35. ninotchka11:03 AM

    JLaw did Reese's look better a few years back, in red.

    Bullock - oy. Awful.

    Amy and Tina can do no wrong.

    Julia looks like shit, as usual.

    Taylor Swift's dress emphasizes her bitchface and titlessness.

    Olivia Wilde looks fab.

    Amy Adams looks oddly shitty.

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  36. ninotchka11:06 AM

    Oh shit - I forgot that the babe from Wolf of Wall Street looks flawless - FLAWLESS.

    Margot Robbie - on my best dressed of the night list. I can't wait to see what she pulls out for the SAGs and the Oscars.

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  37. Baba11:13 AM

    Taylor Swift is my favorite in this set. She always looks so put together and classy.

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  38. Sprink12:47 PM

    Margot Robbie's definitely having a moment. I imagine she'll make the most of it.

    Jennifer Lawrence's dress is okay by me--biggest problem is that Dior has NO idea how to dress her. She's 23, ffs. Not 17, not 37. She needs to be rocking an alluring by funky vibe that matches her personality. Instead, they want to be dressing Audrey Hepburn.

    Sandy, Sandy, I love you, but as others have mentioned...licorice allsorts.

    Julia is doing what Sharon Stone did, but worse (no one needs to see seams being scrunched into armpits).

    I could go on, and on, and on...

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  39. Krissie2:09 PM

    Julia's dress reminds me of that style that was popular around 1994 when you would layer a black tank top over a white shirt with sleeves. They used to sell them attached like that and you could get a longer version too. A lot of the white tops had black stripes. I was 14 then and had one of those. Oooh, here comes the nostalgia, *sigh*. Anyway she looks really bad, it's 2014 now, Julia!

    Sandra Bullock seems literally incapable of wearing something nice. Every time I see her on the red carpet she's a mess.

    I thought Margot's dress was beautiful, but matching her shoes to the green trim was distracting. Should have worn black heels.

    Amy Adams needs a bra.

    Reese looked beautiful.

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  40. Red6:22 AM

    Julia'a strapless jumper over a hon-stretchy shirt is so bad I thought it was a joke, until I remembered she has no sense of irony or humor.

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