Friday, January 10, 2014

Flava Flav Arrested In His Hyundai

There he was flying down the highway. Flava Flav doing 79 in a 55 zone. Rebel Without A Pause is turned up full volume. There is a big clock on top of the car. Then the camera pulls back and you see Flava driving a Hyundai. It kind of ruins the fun. Flava was arrested yesterday after being pulled over for speeding. It turns out Flav had a few drivers license suspensions on his record. How many you ask? 16. Can you imagine the number of times he has been pulled over and arrested and missed court to have that many suspensions? Chances are nothing will happen to him. He will go to court and have his license suspended and he will keep on driving. Just a rapper and his Hyundai.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:30 AM

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32 comments:

  1. Pip6:49 AM

    Bring back Flavor of Love!

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  2. audrey6:50 AM

    If he is thrown in jail they could make a new version of his reality show...Flavor of Love--Behind Bars.

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    1. Seachica7:36 AM

      Half the former contestants from the show have spent time behind bars, so they don't even need to recast!

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  3. Anonymous6:55 AM

    LOL ... his Hyundai?! I guess his cool factor just went POOF!

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  4. Unknown7:00 AM

    The only way this could be a better story is if the car was a ford focus.

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    1. Jacq3:55 PM

      Ford fuck-us lol

      Better than a PT Loser, I guess

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  5. JSierra7:01 AM

    They should never have taken Flavor of Love off Netflix.

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  6. TalksTooMuch7:03 AM

    I loved Flavour of Love, and Flava Flav himself is an onion, so many layers. Unfortunately, all the good layers, like incredibly talented Juilliard-trained pianist, are buried under druggy, poor choice-making layers. Also domestic violence layers. So sad.

    Flava FLAV!

    ps: Hyundai Pony was my first car and it was BADASS

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  7. Henriette7:06 AM

    Brigitte his Foofy Foo has to come back too.

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  8. Susan7:08 AM

    Great story. Thanks for the laughs with my coffee.

    At one time I watched Flavor of Love AND the Surreal Life. I am not proud of this period in my life.

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  9. Pip7:19 AM

    Spousal, you missed out on I Love New York, Real Chance at Love, Strange Love, Rock of Love, Rock of Love: Bus, and Charm School. Out of all of the shows, Strange Love grossed me out the most. I still shudder when I think of Brigitte Nielsen and Flav making out.

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    1. Pip7:19 AM

      My autocorrect changed Susan to spousal. Oops!

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    2. Seachica7:38 AM

      Man, I miss the days when vh1 was my must see tv.

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    3. Sugar 8:47 AM

      He was her little foofie foofie!

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    4. Anonymous11:54 AM

      VH1 used to be so great for train wreck tv! I miss it so much!!

      Funny enough, I've seen a couple former contestants on Baggage reruns on the Game Show Network.

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  10. Feedly7:46 AM

    The version I read was that he was on his way to his mother's funeral, or was that just a rumor?

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  11. Unknown8:04 AM

    haha my people! Did you know that Tiffany Pollard (aka New York) is only 32??!? I thought she was at least 32 10 years ago when she first started these trashy shows lol

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    1. ethorne9:25 AM

      @Derek! You just said exactly what I thought when I saw her on Dlisted the other day! I thought she's be pushing 45 now.

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  12. auntliddy8:06 AM

    Ugh to him and anything he has soawned. Disgusting.

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  13. FingerBinger8:13 AM

    @Feedly His mother died on December 31st so he may have been going to or coming from her funeral when he got pulled over.

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    1. Unknown12:28 PM

      I read he was on his way to her funeral.

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  14. Unknown8:40 AM

    His show still boasts one the best moments in reality tv - when one of his wannabee sluts hocked a big spit in the face of one of her competitors. I think the slut that did it actually got her own show later.

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  15. lower_scott_hill8:42 AM

    i kept expecting to see the word 'florida' somewhere in this post.

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  16. Seven of Eleven8:45 AM

    "Just a rapper and his Hyundai" - I almost spit out my coffee!

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  17. Michael H9:11 AM

    Ahem, Flavor Flav--not Flava!

    And the best moment from his show was when that chick shit on the floor--priceless!

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    1. Unknown10:24 AM

      I hear you Michael but did she get her own show after?

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  18. Pip10:21 AM

    Omg, Michael, I forgot all about that! Those women were so nasty!

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  19. Susan11:05 AM

    I totally watched Strange Love, too. OMG. I forgot. Ha ha.

    VH1 is still must see TV for me with Mob Wives. Although, that shit is so stupid. I can't believe Renee Graziano's sister is the producer. She must hate her sister. Talk about a person who really needs rehab.

    And I have watched a couple of seasons of Celebrity Rehab and Celebrity Fit Camp. God, I've given VH1 a lot of my time. LOL. Celebrity Rehab was so depressing. I just couldn't handle it.

    I tried Baseball Wives, too. Is that still on?

    Reality TV. Maybe I should give this shit up for Lent. I would accomplish so much. Ha.

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  20. SueRH11:50 AM

    Nope, Long Island. And everyone does 80 on that road.

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  21. KittensRUs3:48 PM

    Loved Flavor of Love. LOVED it. Rock of Love was good, too. My friend and I used to make girls' night out of drinking wine and watching those shows!

    If he was going to Mom's funeral, he gets a pass. Just drop the charges. No one wants to be late for Mom's funeral.

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  22. OKay5:14 PM

    Nothing wrong with a Hyundai.

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  23. Alexa Rose10:10 PM

    I like him a lot more knowing he drives a Hyundai.

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