Farrah Abraham Admits Boyfriend Wasn't Real For Couples Therapy - First Choice Was Married
Apparently even though Farrah Abraham won't admit it publicly she did tell one of her friends that the boyfriend she was supposed to bring on Couples Therapy was not really her boyfriend but that she was backed into a corner because her first choice and the guy she was seeing at the time of the casting backed out on her because he is still married. The friend was a little iffy on the whole marriage thing as to whether the guy is separated or still living in the same house but just that he didn't think it was right for him to be going on national television with Farrah while he was still married because it might look bad in a headline. Yeah, it does look kind of bad because there is not usually room in a headline to say that someone is separated or to get into those nuances. I'm actually shocked Farrah didn't pick one of the corpses she posed with for that magazine to be her boyfriend. I'm also shocked she didn't think to just come out to LA and find some starving actor who would have jumped at the chance to portray her boyfriend on a national show for mid five figures. Casting a DJ in Orlando who has a girlfriend is not the way to go. Lesson learned.
So you're telling me, reality television isn't reality?
ReplyDeleteStupid whores are gonna do stupid things.
ReplyDeleteESPECIALLY this one.
DeleteIf it's coming out of her mouth, it's a lie.
ReplyDeleteIf it's going in her mouth, it's a dick. The end.
That's pretty hilarious
DeleteYou just made me choke on my coffee! Thanks for the laugh!
DeleteDay. Made.
DeleteLOL! @ Jacq
ReplyDeleteAnother person getting fame, and big bucks for being a scourge to society.
ReplyDelete@Jacq LOL
ReplyDeleteJacq's comment has me thinking of the classic joke:
ReplyDeleteWhat is the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's dick.
That joke is easily adaptable too:
What is the smartest thing to come out of a Kardashian's mouth? Kanye's dick.
What is the smartest thing to come out of Tom Cruise's mouth? Travolta's dick.
And on and on. I would just suggest not using it when arguing with the woman in your life. Even if attempting to use the joke playfully, not spitefully, it tends to not go over well.
Ugh - she's so hideous. Who are the clowns who keep giving her these 'opportunities'?
ReplyDeleteSo this guy thinks being outed as a married cheater is worse than dating "backdoor teen mom" Farrah Abraham? Only a DJ in Florida...
ReplyDeleteGodddd her crying face is just as ugly as her fake orgasm face.
ReplyDeleteDoes she also say 'oh baby' all the time while crying?
Weird. I suddenly feel compelled to take a bleach bath.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping for the first anal scene on 'Couples Therapy". Maybe next season then.
ReplyDelete"Fire in the hole!" Nasty.
ReplyDeleteclassic Farrahs crying face...
ReplyDeletewho"s surprised? Once she got a taste of fame, she will do anything to keep it. Very troubled, unlikable girl.
ReplyDeleteI know virtually nothing about this person but find myself feeling really, really sorry for her. Good grief.
ReplyDelete@Count...thanks for the laughs. Will keep the jokes in mind and use sparingly, as one should.
@Jacq +1
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ReplyDeleteWho is the fucking Timekeeper these days? Slacker. This skank has gone way, way, WAY over her 15 minutes.
ReplyDeleteHm. She looks like Leah Remini when she's got the crying face on like that.
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