Friday, January 10, 2014

Bobbi Kristina Marries Her Brother

In a few years Bobbi Kristina will regret this decision. A lot. Somehow the very violent Nick Gordon got his sister to marry him. Bobbi announced the news yesterday on her Twitter and somewhere Woody Allen was smiling. Nick is not actually Bobbi's brother. Probably. Whitney never adopted him. Probably. He just lived with Bobbi since Bobbi was a child and they grew up together as brother and sister and before they started having sex always referred to each other as siblings. Now they refer to each other as husband and wife. What Bobbi needs to do is run away from the guy and get off drugs and go to some therapy and break free from all this. This will not have a happy ending. There was also no pre-nup. As soon as Bobbi gets that trust money Nick is going to be raiding those accounts and Bobbi is going to be broke.


46 comments:

  1. Jeebus fudge. Um. Mazel Tov to the happy totally-not-squicky couple!

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  2. half non-blood brother

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    1. Brother from another mother

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  3. I'll take Woody Allen's Freak On for $100,000,000 over this shit Alex

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  4. She's been on the crazy train for a while.

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  5. Bobbi and Nick probably took on the parenting roles, more than that of siblings. Whitney and Bobbi Brown seemed to be perpetually fucked up.

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  6. Anonymous6:34 AM

    I know it's unconventional but shit happens and people fall for one another. They're not blood. I wouldn't blink an eye if it weren't for her drug use.

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    1. Thank you, @Alicia!!

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    2. Alicia, how are you doing? Do I recall the bebe arrived? All good?

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    3. Anonymous1:12 PM

      Hi Sophia! I'm great and baby just turned 8 weeks today. She found her laugh which is the cutest thing ever and she's finally on a good sleep schedule so I can crack out on here once and a while again:)

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  7. I wld change that first sentence to:"In a few years, bobbi kristna will be dead." She and her husband are in a drug induced fog 24 hours a day. If they didnt have that in common, there wld be no marriage. Of course it wont end well. Crazy dysfunctional parents+ no supervision+ endless money+ severe addiction problems = death.

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    1. @auntliddy I completely agree. She married her enabler. He keeps her high as a kite. she won't survive and he'll get her inheritance. It's sad.

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  8. It seems like she has very little happiness in her life. If this guy makes her happy, that's not a completely bad thing.

    It doesn't seem like she's capable of going out and making a life for herself at this point. Supposedly she sings, but if she had Whitney's talent I suppose we would have already heard from her by now.

    Hope his violent nature does not extend to her.

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    1. Heard her in a yt vid singing Adele & she's pretty good. Not Mommy good but she's got her own thang. Dep on drugs she's doing - amt, etc - she could live to be 90. Hey, look @ Keith itcouldhappen

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  9. Anonymous6:37 AM

    For some reason I thought they were already married ...? I recall about a year ago (possibly longer) there being this hoo-haa about them being together.

    This is the first I've heard of him being violent ... *off to Google*

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  10. Anonymous6:43 AM

    Just regarding the Trust ... I thought when Whitney died she was virtually broke? Hence why she couldn't afford to pay her dealer.

    I get that her music has sold well post-humously (as it does), but I recall seeing pictures of her mansion in the press at some point and it was not a pretty sight ... it was incredibly run down.

    Even if Bobbi Kristina was the beneficiary of the house sale, it 'only' went for around the $1.75m mark. And after royalties have been paid to Clive Davis, etc., for the post-humous music sales, would there really be that much left?

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  11. They say a person makes more money dead than alive. Like MJ for instance.

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  12. I know a married middle eastern couple, living in the US, who are first cousins (first ick) and who were raised together in the same compound like siblings (second ick), and they have a baby (third ick). But hey, it happens.

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  13. Since Whitney didn't have publishing rights, I can't believe she made too much money off her songs, so how is her estate going to make money? All they can use is her image and maybe make her like Elvis and Graceland. That's something that Mariah Carey and Vadge were really smart about getting those rights.

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    1. Anonymous7:10 AM

      @Henriette - I conur. Besides, "I will always love you" was Dolly Parton's song, which a lot of people don't realise. Not sure which ones were exclusively Whitney's, but if there was money in a Trust somewhere, why didn't she use that when she needed to?

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  14. @Renoblonde
    That's the truth! MJ is now in the black dead, but alive was in the red and the same is true for Elvis.

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  15. She's stupid, uneducated and desperate…

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  16. She's stupid, uneducated and desperate…

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  17. sorry for the double

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  18. they're messed up but he's not her brother.

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  19. I hope they make it:)

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  20. He's not her brother. He came to live with them when he was 12. Hardly raised together.
    This is wrong for her for sooooo many reasons, but the fact they know each other since childhood isn't one of them.
    He might be using her ( probably) or they might be very connected in their own little bubble.
    Whitney didn't have any money. At all. She had a mortgage on her home when she died. That isn't the sign of a vast fortune.
    She wrote no songs. She was merely a vocalist.
    Rhianna should be looking closely at that. If she's not careful that will be her future.

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  21. Where's the incest advocate? I need some crazy with my coffee this morning.

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  22. First, Double YUCK!

    Second, I hope aunt Pat knows a good trusts and estates attorney. With proper planning the family can keep the money from this husband!

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  23. I don't find it to be a big deal except there was no prenup. Huge mistake on her part.

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  24. Do we still believe the children are our future?

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  25. I'm way too lazy to google, but if I remember correctly, Whitney left BK 20 mil. She gets 2mil at 21, another 8 at 25 and the final 10mil at 30. Or something like that. I'll be shocked if she makes it to 30.

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  26. She could have done her nails....

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  27. Somebody needs to spend a little of the inheritance on a manicure for them both

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  28. Nothing icky about this situation at all, just the people involved in it. They're both SO messed up...

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  29. He's not blood! Right. He just came to live with them. His birth parents are unknown.

    Now how many times do we see family members raising children in their own family? Like all the time?? Might not be Whitney's kid, or Bobby's kid but I bet he belongs to someone in the Houston or Brown family.

    This is so bad. Bobbi doesn't stand a chance.

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  30. All this is normal to Bobbi. I'd be shocked if she was sober and happily married to a stable working man that loved her for her and their happy family full of nice achieving kids, than the money. I guess the best she will ever hope to achieve is not working the streets someday. Cold? Yes, but not unusual.

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  31. Oh dear, in this situation we can only hope for the best. This poor girl has not had much of a chance despite growing up rich. Maybe they really do love each other?

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  32. Bless her heart she has her father's face.

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  33. This is what happens when you are raised by dysfunctional addicts and alcoholics, who live the white powder lifestyle. You haven't been raised in a way that makes you secure, normal, or even sane. They will have children and the children will become the next generation of dysfunction, but there will be no money left to raise them and they will meet the prison system. It's just so sad, Whitney's family really has to look at their culpability for leaving that girl with her parents knowing what was going on in that house for all those years. Not surprising this happened in the least.

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  34. This was the saddest news I heard on Saturday. Nothing leads me to believe that what Enty is saying about the trust fund is false.

    Sad.

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