Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 20, 2013

This former Real Housewife has volunteered to have sex with the ex of a former Real Housewife any time he wants. The only condition is that while they are having sex he needs to call his ex and put it on speaker.

Kelly Bensimon/Jason Hoppy


25 comments:

  1. this made me laugh.

    Can't imagine why anyone would dislike Bethanny!

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  2. He might want to wait until divorce settlement is finalized.

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  3. haha crazy Kelly made good tv! Anyone seen when they all went on vacation and Kelly was on drugs acting weird and starting fights?!

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    1. Scary Island.

      "'You can't HANDLE the truth!'"
      "Al Sharpton!"

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  4. I'd be ok with that...HATE BETHANNY

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  5. This reveal makes my day!!!

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  6. Bethanny wouldn't care.

    But as it was said before--wait til after the divorce, because she would march that right to the judge.

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  7. Ahh yes, Kelly Bensimon and her satchels of gold.

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  8. Call her up? They lived in the same damn house until recently. Kelly can make Bethenny jelly bean pancakes for breakfast!

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    1. I think they still do. As for the sex though, I don't think Bethenny would care.

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  9. haha @ethorne---just like it was 1979...

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    1. @Derek-If that's a Three's Company reference, lol! If not, I'm lost.

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  10. haha Kelly likes to reminisce about the magical time of her life that was the year of 1979 while chowing down on her jelly beans and scaring all the other housewives to their bedrooms and locking the door while on their vaycay in that episode I was talking about...

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    1. But Derek, Kelly's up HERE and Bethenny is down HERE.

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    2. Aww, but slap a blonde wig on & Kelly's a perfect Crissy!

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    3. And let us not forget that giving people gift bags is creepy. Also, a cook is not a chef.

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    4. And let us not forget that giving people gift bags is creepy. Also, a cook is not a chef.

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  11. I thought she was too much crazy with Ramona in the mix but I admire Kelly's wanting to get revenge bad enough to sympathy fuck Jason. Clever.

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  12. I hope Andy Cohen hears about this.

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  13. Hahahaha! This sounds just like something crazy Kelly would say.

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  14. Kelly was so fucked up in that episode! And GROSS. Both Kelly and Jason are nasty.

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  15. Bethany's nasty, I don't even know who Kelly and Jason are.

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  16. Snootches got it!! Yay Snootches!

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  17. I don't know that I could bring myself to see that monstrosity she calls a boob job unclothed.

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