August 13, 2013
This A+ list singer/celebrity/reality star better be careful. An ex has a voicemail recording from the A lister which is telling her that if she ever wants to hook up with him, to give him a call at a certain number rather than the one she is used to because his fiancee would be ticked off if she knew. He did this two days after getting engaged.
Adam Levine
He is being careful! He has two phones, y'all, that's practically fidelity! Side note: he is Sir Grossington of the Southern Grossest-Evers
ReplyDeleteI find him repellent. Way too groomed for my taste. I just imagine him entranced with his own beauty as he endlessly plucks, scrubs, nips, tucks, buffs, and trims his wonderful self.
ReplyDeleteNo surprise here!
ReplyDeleteThere's probably a third phone--for the male exes.
ReplyDeleteHe's a total butter face.
ReplyDeleteHe ain't the sexiest man in the world sorry.
ReplyDeleteSuch a scumbag
ReplyDeleteAnd now that he won the Voice..
ReplyDeleteIs there enough room on the planet for his ego now?!
Sorry you guys, but I totally would. But of course I would report back with details to you all
ReplyDeleteTotally. Some men are just for fun, not settling down with. Adam is stupid hot.
DeleteI'm with you @Nothanksdarlin
ReplyDeleteThere's a few of us out there.
No need for lust shame. I think he's objectively attractive, just overly touched...like fondant cake frosting, looks pretty, but grosses me out because it's been overly handled.
ReplyDeleteWhat a catch….
ReplyDelete@Catsup Great analogy!
ReplyDeleteJerkwad.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he getting married then?! Hell, why even have a girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteAdd me to the "I'd hit it" train. I am so ashamed, but I can't help it. He is appealing to me in an odd way. I say that because I don't normally go for the skinny tatted rocker types. Just him. Stupid hot indeed.
ReplyDeleteurgh, how is this squeeky voiced dweeb so popular with such beautiful model's.
ReplyDeletehe's little more than an whiny schizo braggartt ,there is nothing redmeeming about him.nothing
I do not find Adam Levine to be the least bit good looking. Add the douchetastic behaviour on top of that and what's the appeal again?
ReplyDeleteHe'd be a one and done kinda guy for me. NOT marriage material. Or boyfriend material. Just a good fuck.
ReplyDeleteEgo aside, he strikes me as a lousy lay. Hell, the guy from Mike and Molly seems like he'd be a better fuck.
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