September 13, 2013
This former B- list actress who wasn't one of the name stars from a hit television show on an almost network that got canceled as been struggling to find work. She finally got a paying gig and got trashed out of her mind and started ranting about her former co-star and sometime boyfriend cheating on her.
Jessica Szohr/Ed Westwick
Atta girl, VIP!
ReplyDeleteI had the biggest age inappropriate crush on him back in tha day
I read that in Kristen Bell's voice.
ReplyDeleteGossip Girl=CW
ReplyDelete90210=CW
VIP=DUH
Her name...
ReplyDeleteJessica's Sore
Jessica's zwhore
Jessica swore
I guess I'm 12, too. TTM, can I have a pass to the clubhouse?
Taint nothing wrong with that, Seven! Welcome aboard!
DeleteMorning sandybrook, late night?
ReplyDeleteSandybrook, beautiful day for a hangover, non?
ReplyDeleteNot a late night and quite chilly here @Steampunk and @Kristin.
ReplyDeleteOMG someone said taint :)
ReplyDeleteAnd good afternoon!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else remember that whole To Do over her allegedly cheating on him with his best friend?! Shame on me, but I miss Chuck Bass.
ReplyDeleteI bet he cheated, with a guy
ReplyDeleteWhat MISCH said. ^
ReplyDeleteI love me some Chuck Bass.
ReplyDeleteI swear I thought that guy was gay. Not like there's anything wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteWho said taint???
ReplyDeleteOh no, it's the taint police, everybody duck!
ReplyDeleteI had no idea he dated girls. My opinion of him has been TAINTed.
ReplyDelete(J/K, I never had an opinion towards him)
LowKey, I love your new avi, truly, but now I must go find Hiddles all on my own to look at. Have you heard him read " may I feel said he" by ee cummings?? Sa-WOON!
ReplyDelete@TTM, no worries, I'll change it back soon in honor of Kartrashian Free February.
Delete...he read WHAT?!? Y'all will have to excuse me, Mommy needs some alone time...
Wait, I have a link:
Deletehttp://fuckyestomhiddlestonsvoice.tumblr.com/post/58738891440/hxcfairy-may-i-feel-said-he-by-e-e-cummings
Chuck Bass was way too good for her anyway
ReplyDeleteHey, dont drink if you cant keep it zipped.
ReplyDeleteJessica snore!
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