July 23, 2013
This former A list reality star turned B- list celebrity turned B+ reality star got bodyguard envy this week. despite no one recognizing her where she is, and not one person asking for a photo or coming up to her for an autograph, and only the very rare pap even bothering, our reality star decided she needed bodyguards. So, she now has two shadowing her for the rest of her vacation. She also wanted to fit in with the other celebrities she saw who had them.
Nicole Richie
Maybe she's afraid ppl will mistake her for Biebs and beat the crap out of her
ReplyDeleteYou need a shadow in order to be shadowed.
ReplyDeletePlump up Nicole!
You know the thirst is real when I was taking 20 minutes break to the bathroom at my job just to see a damn reveal lol
ReplyDeletethey might think I have bladder problem.
Wasn't this already revealed?
ReplyDeleteYeah
ReplyDeleteI could see the whole have-two-big-dudes carry my shopping bags thing!
ReplyDeleteAnd on this rather underwhelming blind note I bow out.
ReplyDeleteSleep and a 4.45 wake up call for work are beckoning. It's been a ( sort of) blast.
Poor little Nicole. A legend in her own mind.
ReplyDeleteMaybe because she looks like a wino...
ReplyDeleteWhere is Lionel?
Maybe someone would mistake her for the roasted chicken they ordered.
ReplyDeleteTheir main job would be to pick her up when she passes out from not eating.
ReplyDeleteSomebody get Bacon Ranch a side of fries,cause BR is on a roll....best snark of the day. :p
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