August 21, 2013
This B+ list singer/celebrity seems to be fading a bit. Her drinking is well documented and apparently she also enjoys getting three or four of her backup dancers to service her orally several times each day. The ones who do so all have a special trait.
Ke$ha
I'd rather lick a pay phone at a bus station.
ReplyDeletewhats the special trait? Not allergic to mold and dirt?
ReplyDeleteThe special trait being gay, as has been revealed before.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine drunk oral sex as very pleasant, but then again, I asked Renee Z to teach me how to lap dance, so what do I know?
What's this with the what now?? How is this NOT Rihanna?? And what trait, other than the ability to inhale glitter? More questions than answers, grasshopper
ReplyDeleteor maybe the special trait is no self-respect....
ReplyDeleteSome guessed it was a tongue piercing as the special trait.
ReplyDeleteon the other hand she sucks and swallows.
ReplyDeleteGay as in female backup dancers? I was thinking they all have pierced tongues. But yikes what a person has to do to keep their job in the music business.
ReplyDeletethey should have included that aspect of her life on her boring reality show---woulda made much more interesting television....
ReplyDeleteSpecial trait being a biohazard suit?
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand I can't even imagine the depraved things Kesha had to do to get a record deal.
ReplyDeleteI'm on board with the popular theory that BIs are written vaguely enough to fit any number of characters, and when something happens, they can be revealed as the person most current in the news. A lot of people guessed Rihanna for this, based on another blind about gay (male) backup singers "orally servicing" her, but Kesha just went into rehab - so lookie there, a reveal starring drunk Kesha!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she pees in their mouth and sucks it out of their throats since she likes drinking her own pee :( claims its healthy after all.
ReplyDeleteWell, I, too, would enjoy being serviced orally several times each day!
ReplyDeleteSo she has three or four people going downtown several times a day? Who has time for that 8-12 times a day??
ReplyDeleteI thought special trait was à beard. Cuz I know she likes beards.
ReplyDelete^ Yeah, I was thinking 'bearded,' too.
ReplyDeleteWell, this is definitely going on my list for when I win a bazillion dollars!!
ReplyDeleteGet it, girl!!
I initially thought piercing but it's probably a beard as mentioned above. All the oral with geared boys must make for some awkward walking after the fact. Though if celeb entourages are always 'servicing' their stars it explains the no pants trend..
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ReplyDelete@NaughtyNurse Ditto
ReplyDeleteKind of fading? She has a huge hit, Timber, with Pit Bull.
ReplyDeleteJacq, I thought exactly the same as you. But we have to do things, like work, housework etc. maybe you have time for it if you have staff.
ReplyDeleteI would make time for that, Jacq.
ReplyDeleteNurse I think I need a hospital bed can u arrange a private room pleez?
ReplyDeleteI also thought piercings. Man, now I'm really turned on. Damn the hubs job!
ReplyDeleteAgree that they must have tongue piercings. And damn, how much do they have to get paid to do this?
ReplyDeleteLucky bitch!!
ReplyDeleteSure! Sponge baths and oral services for all!! What's that Marie Antoinette said? Let them eat…what?
ReplyDeleteAnd I have plenty of stamina too! Line em up!! Le Gateaux is the French word for cake.
ReplyDeleteWell spank my ass and call me Le Gateaux! LOL!
ReplyDeleteA bit OT but not much.
ReplyDeleteKe$ha 's mom checked herself into the same rehab facility her daughter is in today to have "post traumatic stress disorder" treated. She blames Dr. Luke for this and his accusations.
@sandybrook - Ke$ha's mother is not doing her daughter any favours at this point in time. She seems to be blaming anyone BUT Ke$ha (and by that, I mean Ke$ha needs to take SOME responsibility for her situation in order to address it properly) - as well as Dr Luke, she's blaming Darren Craig (Ke$ha's former boyfriend - break-up was traumatic for her); and an advisor who told her to do whatever it took to lose 15lbs in a month. Oh, and add to that she told one publication that her daughter doesn't want to be forced to make 'stupid pop music' anymore. Not a good move!
DeleteThe trait must be the ability to put your tongue and mouth in a sewer and not throw up.
ReplyDeleteThe trait might be that they normally toss salads so maybe won't had eating her cooch.
ReplyDeleteI know a guy who knows a guy who is on her road crew. As I hear it she parties hard but doesn't get laid as much as you'd think. So I am calling BS on this.
ReplyDeleteLong time reader who rarely comments here. I just have to say I agree with Lucas that this blind is BS. I know one of her band member and the only things I've ever heard about her is how much she drinks.
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ReplyDeleteYeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kesha .
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