July 31, 2013
This A+ list mostly movie actor has a kink that has gone unnoticed until his wife was spotted at the Hustler store on Sunset recently. She purchased a few things including handcuffs and a paddle. She asked the salesperson lots of questions about the handcuffs and how easily you could get out of them and how much the paddle would hurt and said she was trying to spice things up.
Matt Damon
Jimmy Kimmel just exploded!
ReplyDeleteNo strapons though??
ReplyDeleteGood for them!
ReplyDeleteYay for keeping it spicy!
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DeleteLet your freak flag fly.
ReplyDeleteIndeed!
Deletewe all called bs on this and nobody really got it right. I think we've got one more blind to go and thats it for today.
ReplyDeleteI thought he was into dudes?
ReplyDeleteThe kink has gone unnoticed because it looks like they are newbies if she doesn't know how to work the handcuffs and wondering if paddle hurts much.
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Not really a big deal if they are into that. However, I have to wonder why anyone who was as fairly recognizable as she is wouldn't just buy such items online and call customer service with questions???
ReplyDeleteEither he wants to jazz up his profile or it was a spur of the moment thing.
DeleteHmmm ... good on them for keeping things exciting. He's always struck me as a bit boring though ... didn't know he had it in him.
ReplyDeleteCuffs and paddle for him or for her, eh?
ReplyDeleteIt could be a surprise, ya know. Being open minded does not mean its habitual. ( not that there's anything wrong with that) ;-)
ReplyDeleteI would use a paddle on Jason Bourne.
ReplyDeleteThere are rumors he's into some kinky stuff, but handcuffs and a paddle seem a bit lame. I thought he dug South American pool boys.
ReplyDeletePretty mild kink but the scenario seems fishy. Don't they live in New York? Just because she was shopping for cuffs, you can't assume that he's into being topped.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she was buying for someone else and not Damon.
ReplyDeleteHey it could have been a gift for someone else. If it was for them then getbur kink on
ReplyDeleteGet it Matt!! I think if it keeps their marriage functional that's awesome. Better than a sexless marriage or constant cheating..
ReplyDeletei can never see him as gay...maybe i'm just naive. New poster here...hello everyone. (long time lurker though :)
ReplyDeletehmm, maybe it's just me but I don't find that kinky at all.
ReplyDeleteIs he the spanker or the spankee?
ReplyDeleteGood to know they like a bit of fun in the marriage.
ReplyDeleteSpankee or spanker: they can take turn.
This makes me love him more!
ReplyDeleteThis makes him look much less boring. Good for them, spice things up
ReplyDeleteI call BS on this too. They are pretty private and low key. If they wanted this stuff they're smart enough to know you get it on line and not march into a store and say you're going to spice things up. That's more Tori Spelling's style.
ReplyDeleteMainly, uh, big deal--& considering all her questions, sounds like a newbie hoping to try an unexplored 'kink' for fun.
ReplyDeleteAlso, is Damon's wife such a recognizable public figure? The salesperson may not even have known who she was til Ms D handed over her credit card. If shop folk tattle about their customers, that doesn't sound like it'd be good for business.
--In blaming the sales-person BTW, I'm being no less presumptuous than someone stating "this actor has a secret Kink..." ;-)
Perhaps the Damon couple could work out their hidden frustrations & acrimonies by taking turns w/cuffs & paddle...
ReplyDelete"F--k you, Affleck! [bam!]Bourne is 10x cooler than Sooperman! [swinging paddle] You over-rated a-hole!"
"Why don't you just go away, phony Miss Dimpleface! [whoosh] Or stay at home--you can't act your way out of a paper bag with those 4 diferent facial expressions--b1tch! [smack]"