Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 15, 2013

This A list mostly movie actor is starting to scare his neighbors. Not only does the actor have an extensive collection of guns he keeps adding to everyday, he has also been cleaning them and dry firing them in the front and back yards and building some kind of target range.

Johnny Depp


84 comments:

  1. Does this mean that my neighbors are worried too?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hes nuts besides being filthy and a dawg. Great to have that in any neighborhood I had one back in NYC.

    ReplyDelete
  3. All this wasted time when he could have been bathing

    ReplyDelete
  4. I don't like guns, but why is that scary? Collecting guns and building a target range? Really?

    ReplyDelete
  5. Happy new year, boys!

    ReplyDelete
  6. So A-listers can't even buy homes with private garden space to indulge in their creepy hobbies?!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Replies
    1. Ah, but an original, talented, highly-amusing freaking nutjob

      Delete
  8. Score 1 for the Count.

    ReplyDelete
  9. HNY @TTM and Kristin

    ReplyDelete
  10. He needs to come home to the south where that's normal

    ReplyDelete
  11. I must still have Christmas at my boss's house on my mind. I swanee I read that as 'deep frying' them front and back.

    Certainly no good could come of that.

    ReplyDelete
  12. hahahaha @TTM exactly!

    ReplyDelete
  13. Anonymous9:34 AM

    I'm scared, too, because this makes it sound like he's preparing for ANOTHER Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Or come here to Florida where he can shoot actual ppl and get away with it because hes standing his ground.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Sandyboo! Not on reveal day, sweetie

      Delete
    2. Love this gentle remonstration. So loving and motherly.

      Delete
    3. So TTM owns this blog now and gets to single-handedly decide topics of conversation? Get a job and get over yourself. Your opinions aren't profound and your comments aren't funny.

      Delete
    4. Oh Wendy, it's been such a long day. I thought you were all rehabilitated? Did the shock treatments not take?

      Delete
    5. Sandy and I are pals

      Delete
  15. Seems so far from the guy who read stories to sick kids in Great Ormond Street Hospital as Captain Jack Sparrow. This just makes me sad.

    ReplyDelete
  16. He should be collecting soap and deodorant.
    How does his gf handle it?
    I mean that in more ways than one.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Her mantra is Smells like millions of dollars, smells like millions of dollars! Smell is exchangeable with taste too. Blurgh

      Delete
  17. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Shocking!
    I was hoping for something cool, like he has built his own ship & makes his neighbours walk the plank when they complain about him firing cannonballs at their washing lines.

    ReplyDelete
  18. Anonymous9:40 AM

    U can take the boy out of Kentucky, but you'll never take Kentucky out of the boy.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Seriously, why do so many celebrities have a problem with soap? Depp, Keanu, Robert Pattinson....

    ReplyDelete
  20. Entybot needs to speed things up a bit we dont need no stinking 15 minutes!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. But sandyboo, then we all get to visit!

      Delete
  21. took the words right out of my mouth fancyscreenname

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous10:47 AM

      @pyatt

      I was reaching for your wallet, but u wouldn't shut up.

      ;^)

      Delete
  22. @Low Key HA!

    @Rach Oddly enough, my neighbors do complain when I fire my cannon (true story). Buncha uptight, upper-middle class, white folk. Yes, I am the white trash of my neighborhood. I know, I know, Shocker!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. @Charlie: You have a ...cannon, you say? Is it a big ...cannon? Please tell us more about this ...cannon of yours

      Delete
    2. An eye patch, and a cannon?
      Argh, matey!

      Delete
  23. Sandyboo, changing of the Enterns. There are credit hours to log. Also, they're probably panicking a bit after the disaster that was last Reveal Day.

    Don't you understand the pressure they're under???!!

    ReplyDelete
  24. Depp has always liked guns. He's a Kentucky Colonel. Guess he knows what he,s doing after all these years.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Dry firing is NOT good for guns. Amateur.

    ReplyDelete
  26. They need to suck it up @kristin

    ReplyDelete
  27. @Kristen what happened last reveal day??

    ReplyDelete
  28. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PG9h1CS1dfo/S8g5YbDuzOI/AAAAAAAAL2E/uGMHYXkbQ_g/s1600/daily_picdump_640_131.jpg

    Not sure how to make it all clicky, my apologies

    ReplyDelete
  29. Anonymous9:52 AM

    This is my first new year reveal day. My expectations are pretty much non existent!

    ReplyDelete
  30. Anonymous9:53 AM

    @Charlie: it's always best to be the worst neighbour in the best street.

    ReplyDelete
  31. I guess Hunter Thompson dry fired guns too. No respect.

    ReplyDelete
  32. You know something? I'd still do him. He'd be one of those lose-everything-but-the-tank-top, turn off the iPhone for two days, and spend that time violating each other in every way possible while chain smoking & keeping each other superhigh. Then go home, take a nice long shower, and pretend it never happened.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous9:59 AM

      Tyger: that's seriously hot.

      Delete
  33. @A Pyatt Mass hunger strikes, total carnage in the streets... you know, typical CDaN stuff. Welcome aboard, by the way!

    ReplyDelete
  34. @A Pyatt Oh and the screaming. I can still hear the screams in my sleep.

    ReplyDelete
  35. Meh. Whatever. Sounds like he's got pain in the ass neighbors who he is messing with.

    ReplyDelete
  36. He would get along great with one of my residents, except mine has mandatory showering days.

    ReplyDelete
  37. @Rach: Preach it, sister

    ReplyDelete
  38. @Kristin
    You complete me

    ReplyDelete
  39. @Low Key I do have a cannon. Not so big, but it is kinda thick. It's fun to play with though.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous10:52 AM

      @oneeyecharlie

      ((Faints))

      Delete
  40. meh Johnny was obsessed with Hunter S. Thompson and seemed to co-opt his personality. I don't think Johnny even knows who he is as a person if it isn't written down on paper.

    In Hunter's will (after he blew his brains out) he wanted to be cremated and shot out of a cannon.

    Johnny paid for the cannon that was used to shoot Hunter out of.

    ReplyDelete
  41. I clean guns in the yard as well. Some of those cleaning fluids really stink.

    ReplyDelete
  42. Turning into his idol Hunter Thompson is not a good thing

    ReplyDelete
  43. That is a really great way to spread some ashes though.

    ReplyDelete
  44. I mimic Hunter at times, but it is generally the "Take a bunch of hallucinogens, go someplace you don't belong and see if I can make it through" experiment.

    The gun thing, eh. Quite possibly compensation for alcohol induce impotence.

    Anyone know how to make ether? It sounds like a longer lasting alternative to nitrous. I've never partaken, but would like to.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You don't have to make itit. Try a farm store. It's used to start cold tractors.

      Delete
    2. @Count: Auto parts store. AKA starter fluid.

      Delete
    3. Ether is HIGHLY flammable. Do be careful.

      Delete
  45. @Low Key: Nah, there are adulterants in there. Unless there is an easy way to cook em out.

    ReplyDelete
  46. @sandybrook I agree with your Florida comment.

    ReplyDelete
  47. Cleaning his guns? Why doesn't he take 10 minutes and CLEAN HIMSELF!

    ReplyDelete
  48. Sounds like my neighborhood. Should have heard all the fireworks and gunshots being let off last night.

    ReplyDelete
  49. NOOOOOOO!! Not JD!

    ReplyDelete
  50. He was in Oklahoma about a year and a half ago? I have some military officer friends and JD visited some of the families on post. The young kids crowded around him and he was terrific with them all. Apparently the mother's were very impressed as well. No one mentioned him not bathing. Just what a genuine and nice guy he was with the children, answering questions and happy to deal with their exuberance.

    ReplyDelete
  51. Oh, look! It's that wretch of a human, Wendy! How ya doin', you dried up old hag? Back to spread more of your misery?

    ReplyDelete
  52. god damn talktoomuch.shut the fuck up.do you need to post so many messages in every mother fucking post.jesus SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    ReplyDelete
  53. Well, I wouldn't say I NEED to, but I'm interested in knowing why it's bothering YOU so much. Lots of other posted as often or more than I did, exactly why am I getting under your skin? Is it because I can spell and understand about punctuation?

    ReplyDelete
  54. And, just who the hell are you, krychek???

    Pay it no mind, TTM! :)

    ReplyDelete
  55. Thanks, Reesie. As always, you're the best!

    ReplyDelete
  56. Didn't he accidentally shoot Winona way back, then cover it up? Supposedly that is how she got addicted to prescription drugs.

    ReplyDelete